Darth: I am your father!
Luke: That's not true! That's impossible! My father was better looking than you were. (He runs his hands through his hair) Look, I know I'm sweating right now, but really, I'm such a babe!
Darth: I was better looking than you were when I was your age!
Luke: No- wait, did you make the girls swoon?
Darth: Oh, you bet I did! I was irresistible!
Luke: Really? I had no idea! Obi-wan never told me!
Darth: That's because he was jealous, over-
Luke: critical-
Darth: annoying!
(Darth helps him from his near death. They walk off good arm in good arm discussing Obi-Wan.)
*********
Obi-Wan: You have a sister.
Luke: Wait! I have a sister? Is it that cute babe I hooked up with last week?!
Obi-Wan: No! It's Leia!
Luke: Ew! I just asked her to marry me! What am I supposed to do? I spent all my money on our wedding!
Obi: I knew you were just like your father!
Luke: He married his sister as well?
Obi: He might as well have!
Luke: Oh great so my mother was my aunt?
*******
Padme: Ani is that you?
Anakin: Ofcourse it's me. (He gives her a sexy look)
Padme: My goodness, you've grown.
Anakin: So have you, grown more sexier.
Padme: I could jump you right now.
********
Hayden: I thought we agreed not to fall in love, that we'd be force to live a lie, and it would destroy our lives.
Natalie: Hayden, not being with you is destroying me.
George: Cut!
Natalie: I truly, deeply, love you.
George: Cut!
Natalie: I just can't hide it any longer.
(They begin to really make out.)
George: (muttering) where is the stand INS when I need a piece of whatever sanity of mine is left!
*********
Anakin: Is this what you call a diplomatic solution?
Padme: This is what I call French- kissing negotiations.
(She breaks their kiss for air)
*******
Padme: Don't look at me like that.
Anakin: Why not?
Padme: It makes me feel uncomfortable.
Anakin: But I can't help it! I've been in love with you since I was nine.
Padme: (annoyed) Believe me, I know!
Anakin: Was it that obvious?
Padme: The whole angel line was a complete give!
Anakin: Yeah, I was only nine. I had horrible flirting skills. But now-
***
Vader: I am your father.
Luke: Oh my God! This is like so cool! I've always felt so close to you! Can I give you a hug?
Vader: I still have to kill you though cause you don't seem interested in the dark side.
Luke: Can you blame me? I mean didn't girls like you better without a mask?
Vader: You have a point. But girls like the whole badass thing.
Luke: I've never tried that before.
Vader: You know Han and Leia, yeah, that's why. Plus your sister is such a bitch!
Luke: She's my sister? She's too hot to be my sister!
Vader: That's it! I'm cutting your hand off!
Luke: You can't do that to me!
******
Luke: I will never turn to the darkside. You failed your highness. I want to travel around and meet hot girls like my father before
Me.
*****
Luke: I know there is good in you. You used to be too good looking to be bad.
***********
Luke: That's not true! That's impossible! My father was better looking than you were. (He runs his hands through his hair) Look, I know I'm sweating right now, but really, I'm such a babe!
Darth: I was better looking than you were when I was your age!
Luke: No- wait, did you make the girls swoon?
Darth: Oh, you bet I did! I was irresistible!
Luke: Really? I had no idea! Obi-wan never told me!
Darth: That's because he was jealous, over-
Luke: critical-
Darth: annoying!
(Darth helps him from his near death. They walk off good arm in good arm discussing Obi-Wan.)
*********
Obi-Wan: You have a sister.
Luke: Wait! I have a sister? Is it that cute babe I hooked up with last week?!
Obi-Wan: No! It's Leia!
Luke: Ew! I just asked her to marry me! What am I supposed to do? I spent all my money on our wedding!
Obi: I knew you were just like your father!
Luke: He married his sister as well?
Obi: He might as well have!
Luke: Oh great so my mother was my aunt?
*******
Padme: Ani is that you?
Anakin: Ofcourse it's me. (He gives her a sexy look)
Padme: My goodness, you've grown.
Anakin: So have you, grown more sexier.
Padme: I could jump you right now.
********
Hayden: I thought we agreed not to fall in love, that we'd be force to live a lie, and it would destroy our lives.
Natalie: Hayden, not being with you is destroying me.
George: Cut!
Natalie: I truly, deeply, love you.
George: Cut!
Natalie: I just can't hide it any longer.
(They begin to really make out.)
George: (muttering) where is the stand INS when I need a piece of whatever sanity of mine is left!
*********
Anakin: Is this what you call a diplomatic solution?
Padme: This is what I call French- kissing negotiations.
(She breaks their kiss for air)
*******
Padme: Don't look at me like that.
Anakin: Why not?
Padme: It makes me feel uncomfortable.
Anakin: But I can't help it! I've been in love with you since I was nine.
Padme: (annoyed) Believe me, I know!
Anakin: Was it that obvious?
Padme: The whole angel line was a complete give!
Anakin: Yeah, I was only nine. I had horrible flirting skills. But now-
***
Vader: I am your father.
Luke: Oh my God! This is like so cool! I've always felt so close to you! Can I give you a hug?
Vader: I still have to kill you though cause you don't seem interested in the dark side.
Luke: Can you blame me? I mean didn't girls like you better without a mask?
Vader: You have a point. But girls like the whole badass thing.
Luke: I've never tried that before.
Vader: You know Han and Leia, yeah, that's why. Plus your sister is such a bitch!
Luke: She's my sister? She's too hot to be my sister!
Vader: That's it! I'm cutting your hand off!
Luke: You can't do that to me!
******
Luke: I will never turn to the darkside. You failed your highness. I want to travel around and meet hot girls like my father before
Me.
*****
Luke: I know there is good in you. You used to be too good looking to be bad.
***********