Gamzee is being cupid for one day to help out Eridan. How will this end who knows?

Your name is John Egbert and you are really excited to be spending time with your best bro this summer. You are not excited about the Texas heat, however. Good thing Dave has a solution. Or is it? JohnDave, DaveJohn, Pepsicola, hammertime

Tavros wakes up in a strange place. He doesn't really have any memory of how he got there. All he knows it that Gamzee is there and he isn't the same as before.

Drabbles from written from prompts provided by my Tumblr followers. Completely unproofread and kind of stupid. Some non-explicit porny stuff sometimes, but not too often because I suck at that stuff.

As it turns out, 137 days on a ship sailing across the Pacific is not enough to learn a single thing about your new page. Jacob English is a very peculiar thing. Jake/Dirk, prince!Dirk servant!Jake AU.

it's Karkar's wriggling day and the other trolls have a suprise...exspecily Virska

when Karkat receives a letter from a post-SGRUB future self warning of all the tragedy that is to come in the game will he heed this pre-SGRUB Karkat heed the warning to a game he has yet to be exposed to?

Karkat is the most irritable motherfucker on the planet, and now he has to put up with the...most unique motherfucker on the planet. Rated M for swearing and ass grabbing in future chapters. Probably smut too For those who have read it, this will not update as quickly as "Oh Bullocks! We've Swapped Bodies!", though it may or may not be as long.

Just a quick story of my OTP. got the idea from some great people. Rated M for a reason.

After Sburb/Sgrub, the kids and trolls try to survive on a new, empty planet. Karkat takes his responsibilities as a leader seriously-too seriously. He hasn't slept in ages, and Terezi is worried about him, so she decides to take things into her own hands. Flushed Karkat/Terezi. Rated T for Karkat. Fluff.

AU. Jake English had always thought his next door neighbor Dirk Strider to be a rip-roaring and capital, however eccentric, fellow. What happens when feelings emerge for his secretive neighbor? Does he risk losing his best friend forever? DirkJake Rated M

Some drabbles of my favorite characters of Homestuck. All characters belong to Andrew Hussie, and rated M for mostly language and a few "fun" parts here and there.

A story following Alpha! Dave and Rose and the stuggles they went through in the final days of their lives.

A story of a boy and a girl who get together to make the ones they love jealous and wind up falling for each other. Part of my Humanstuck AU. Also on my tumblr and deviantart. Rating could possibly go up.

Medievalstuck AU. Eridan, a prince, heartbroken over the recent marriage proposal of Feferi and another man, wallows alone in his study until his father tries to set him up with another. Pairings include Eridan/Sollux, Eridan/Vriska, Vriska/John, Eridan/Jade and a few others. Written for a friend who said there wasn't any decent medievalstuck erisol.

Doomed!Dave Fic Unrequited Dave/Jade. T for Major character death.

What's a puppet to do when his favorite boy is making him hot under the plush collar? M for a reason.

Your name is ROXY LALONDE. You are UNEMPLOYED. You are 15 YEARS OLD. You are also PREGNANT. Dirk/Roxy teen-pregnancy AU. Derp, let's have a baby! Please read and review?

It doesn't matter how much it hurts. Tavros is determined to find the strength to be the man he was meant to be. Generic college AU, eventual PBJ, SO MUCH FLUFF, all characters.

She has lived through the apocalypse and the death of almost everyone she ever loved. Her teenage angst can wait. In which this is a terrible time for a sexual identity crisis and Rose Lalonde comes of age. Rose/Kanaya.

But something changed a few months ago, when John had woken you up with a tight hug and repressed tears, when the piano came back to his life, when he decided he'd be your new music teacher. Even now, you can't really place what caused this shift, or what it even is exactly, but you are glad that it happened. Direct sequel to Showtime.

Dirk se ofrece para ayudar a estudiar a Jane para unos exámenes importantes. "Si contestas mal la pregunta vas a tener que quitarte la ropa. Una prenda por error" dijo el Strider poniendo a prueba a la joven pastelera. DirkxJane

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A fanfiction surrounding the characters of Sollux, Nepeta, and Equius. It's a romance story with a horrible plot! Yay.

Humanstuck What do Magnets and two life-long enemies have in common? Maybe that even though one side always repulses the other, when turned, they attract each other ; So what happens when Drake Nitram and Alistair Makara meet each other again in jail? Part of my other story.