Your name is Dave Strider sex god— your title and job description. Well maybe not a sex god, more along the lines of a sex demon. But the life of a devil is unironically lonely and you don't know if you can deal with it anymore. Oneshot Parallel to my other story Better the Devil you Know from Daves POV. Can be read first or after but is best when read alongside the original story

Officer Harley and Vantas have another case on their hands. Apparently the popular new reporter, Aradia Megido has been kidnapped. The officer must solve the mystery, and figure out what secrets need to be kept a secret.

Once upon a time he was a prince, but he actually doesn't care about that anymore. He doesn't care about what used to be at all. Maybe he just wants to forget everything that once upon a time seemed so important. Maybe he just wants to move on.

Karkat begins to fall asleep, when an old friend appears. Short little fluff, written for one of my friends.

This is actually a Homestuck fanfic. Tavros is sad and the other trolls comfort him. :

Female Sollux Solluxia paired with Equius.

Dirk creates a Dave robot to keep him company. Stridercest. Later on other things. /shrug/

Bro usually sleeps late, considering he's always out late at night DJ'ing at various clubs. But one morning, he wakes up early, much to Dave's surprise. Shenanigans ensue. But is what happens just another one of Bro's mind tricks? Or is it more than that? T for language. Stridercest one-shot. First official Homestuck story, please be nice ; ;

Gamzee and Tavros spend the day together. What starts as good fun soon takes a darker turn. Will Tavros beable to look the monster in the eye? or will he simply turn and run away... As the dark song plays and everything changes... Re-Up Load, For some Reason FF took it down. GamxTav

Why is there purple paint in your backyard? AU Gamzee/John slash

"J-Jake… a-and you…" You manage to say unable to complete your sentence when Dirk's lips press against your own; you've never been happier in your life… so happy you could…

Twenty drabbles with twin!Sollux and Eridan for a friend. Human-verse.

Look at the title. It should tell you all the information you need to know.

AU, Spystuck; collab with MickitheMouse! Wealthy businessman Jack Noir is attempting an assassination on the royalty, and the world's best spies have been deployed to stop it. When you're in the middle of a trainwreck of a rescue mission, you don't have time to stop and rest and breathe. You have time to run. Alpha & Beta kids.

WARNING humanstuck I'm using my two fantrolls. Yes canon trolls are also in this. Homestuck belongs to Hussie. Seneka belongs to me. Teltrov belongs to my boyfriend. Basically this is a hodgepodge of what they would do on a regular basis. Don't expect anything plotline specific.

Once, there were four friends with an unbreakable bond. They grew up. Things are different but also the same. For better or for worse? Dave/Jade, John/Rose

Gamzee is sturggling to except the fact that his almost lover Tavros is gone. This is a sad touching story but will have you saying 'awww'. sorry that this is my first fan fiction, I promise this is cute ;A;

What happens when Dave reads one of John's little fanfics and finds it's about the two of them? Based on a fanfiction by AllKnowingNiko. Rated T for cursing "

Your name is DAVE STRIDER and you seriously can't believe you're doing this. Seriously...that movie sucks. But, what better way to tell Egbert how much you love him? Rated T cursing.

Kanaya feels the overwhelming need to confess her flushed feelings to Rose, but is afraid of destroying their friendship… when it occurs to her that she can confess to Rose WHENever she wants. Rosemary fluff

Karkat shares his thoughts with his matesprit, John. It's better than it sounds, believe me!

You love him, he loves you. You yell at him, he yells at you. You touch him, he touches you. You kiss him, he kisses you. Why do stay with him? You don't have any excuse but one. You love him. It's a bad reason but it's good enough for the both of you.

This is just a random story based on an rp between me and one of my buds, me being KK and her being Eridan. Hope you enjoy!

When little Dave won't go to sleep at night it's up to Big Bro Strider to read him a story and try to get the cool kid to fall asleep and give the elder some peace and quiet... Based off "Bro The Fuck To Sleep" by skittlesaretasty of YouTube. Reuploaded

No matter what he does. Nothing can stop the voices. Warning: gore, character deaths.