I do not own any of this, but you already knew that!

Meeting 1

I'm glad to see everyone is present. Our first order of business is to sing some we-hate-George
songs.



(Sing to tune of Joy to the World)


Joy to the world, George is dead,

We barbecued his head,

Don't worry 'bout the body,

We flushed it down the potty,

And a 'round, round it goes,

And a 'round, round it goes,

And a'round, round it goes

(submitted by Mrs. Neal's Wife)



(Sing to the tune of Row, Row, Row Your Boat)


Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream,

Throw George Cooper over board,

And listen to his screams.

(sumbitted by myself, hey, what did you expect?)


(Sing to the tune of On Top Of Old Smokey)


On top of old smokey,

All covered in blood,

I shot my poor thief friend,

With an 85 stud,

We went to his funeral,

We went to his grave,

Some people threw flowers,

I threw a grenade,

Some 50 years later,

He rose from the dead,

I got a bazooka,

And blew off his head.

(submitted by Mrs. Neal's Wife)


I need more stuff like this!!!! Please!!!

Lady Nicolia