I do not own the idea for this 'We Hate So-in-So With a Passion Club,' I'm just borrowing
it from CosmicGoddess. I don't own these characters either.
We Hate George With A Passion Glee Club
Ways to kill George
A modern person is sent to Tortall. He has a machine gun.
"What's that?" George asks.
"Oh, this? This is a machine gun. To shoot, you pull the trigger." the tourist says.
"Ooooohhhhh!! Can I try?" George says.
"Sure." tourist hands the gun to George.
George holds the gun the wrong way.
"No! Not that way!" tourist yells. But it was too late. George had already pulled the trigger
and the gun was pointed at him.
Submitted by Allie (aka Frodo0713)
Ways to embarrass, insult, etc.
In the Dancing Dove, George is talking with some friends of his. Alanna comes down the stairs.
"Hey, George, I picked you up some Viagra at the market today because you were low.
You use that stuff up fast!" Alanna yelled to him. Everyone started to laugh.
"Alanna, shhh!" George hissed. She didn't hear him.
"I also got you some underwear because somebody had a few accidents the other day, hmm,"
Alanna said, not seeing his pleas for her to stop. "Don't you fear, I will stitch up your pants that
you ripped the other day."
The laughing was now hysterical. Nobody could control themselves any longer.
"I am going to die." George moaned.
Submitted by Briar's EquinoX, revised by me.
"Hey, George, is that a tumor on your face? Oh, that's your nose!"
Submitted by Mrs. Neal's Wife
Reason's why you don't like George.
"I don't like George because his marriage to Alanna is so abrupt. He just drops in at the end of
the book and basically says "Hey, want to get married? Ok!" And her thing with Jonathon was
so much sweeter."
Submitted by SporkGoddess
A/N E.L Madison, I do like Liam. I like him much better than George, thank you very much.
If you like George, why do u bother to read this? This is obviously offensive to you, so why read it?
Thanx to CosmicGoddess for allowing me to do this!! Luv ya lots!! Thanx!!
it from CosmicGoddess. I don't own these characters either.
We Hate George With A Passion Glee Club
Ways to kill George
A modern person is sent to Tortall. He has a machine gun.
"What's that?" George asks.
"Oh, this? This is a machine gun. To shoot, you pull the trigger." the tourist says.
"Ooooohhhhh!! Can I try?" George says.
"Sure." tourist hands the gun to George.
George holds the gun the wrong way.
"No! Not that way!" tourist yells. But it was too late. George had already pulled the trigger
and the gun was pointed at him.
Submitted by Allie (aka Frodo0713)
Ways to embarrass, insult, etc.
In the Dancing Dove, George is talking with some friends of his. Alanna comes down the stairs.
"Hey, George, I picked you up some Viagra at the market today because you were low.
You use that stuff up fast!" Alanna yelled to him. Everyone started to laugh.
"Alanna, shhh!" George hissed. She didn't hear him.
"I also got you some underwear because somebody had a few accidents the other day, hmm,"
Alanna said, not seeing his pleas for her to stop. "Don't you fear, I will stitch up your pants that
you ripped the other day."
The laughing was now hysterical. Nobody could control themselves any longer.
"I am going to die." George moaned.
Submitted by Briar's EquinoX, revised by me.
"Hey, George, is that a tumor on your face? Oh, that's your nose!"
Submitted by Mrs. Neal's Wife
Reason's why you don't like George.
"I don't like George because his marriage to Alanna is so abrupt. He just drops in at the end of
the book and basically says "Hey, want to get married? Ok!" And her thing with Jonathon was
so much sweeter."
Submitted by SporkGoddess
A/N E.L Madison, I do like Liam. I like him much better than George, thank you very much.
If you like George, why do u bother to read this? This is obviously offensive to you, so why read it?
Thanx to CosmicGoddess for allowing me to do this!! Luv ya lots!! Thanx!!