Fred 'n' George 'r' mischief makin'!

a/n: Thanks for the reviews everyone! By the way, only Hanky-Panky is owned by me, everyone else is owned by J.K Rowling. Please r/r!

Dumbledore was thinking that the letter might of arrived to McGonagall by now. But Fred and George had taken it, what if Dumbledore got angry with them or even expelled them if he found out! But Fred & George have decided to change it and then send it on it's way to McGonagall again.

Fred: Hey George! Do you want to change the letter and send it to McGonagall again?
George: Yeah. That would be funny!
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So they did.
They wrote:

To my old and ugly Minerva McGonagall,

I would like to send my old half-moon glasses to you. But one of the best things are, that I've farted on them. I hope you like the smell of them. You stink good.

And the Best thing is………………. I LOVE YOU!
From your smelly Albus Dumbledore.
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They sent Hanky-Panky to McGonagall.

5 minutes later…..

The letter arrived on McGonagall 's shoulder.

Hanky-Panky: Squawk! Letter for yo McShconagall!
McGonagall: Oh thank-you little bird!
Hanky-Panky: OH! My Name ish Hanky-Panky!

So McGonagall read:
To my old and ugly Minerva McGonagall,
I would like to send you my half-moon glasses to you. But one of the best things are, that I've farted on them. I hope you like the smell of them. You stink good.

And the best thing is………………. I LOVE YOU!
From your smelly Albus Dumbledore.



But this wasn't a normal letter. It seemed to be a bit disgusting. Besides,
Dumbledore wouldn't write these kinds of letters.
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But one day, Fred and George were sneaking out and hiding somewhere to write a letter. But then, they saw a shadow behind them. They turned their heads. It was McGonagall and they seemed to be in big trouble. Now Dumbledore and all the teachers knew who was behind this. There was a sign saying:

FRED AND GEORGE
Detention tonight in the forbidden forest.

-By Hogy Warty