A/N: I am just too impatient! I must write more of this! Lol, anyway. For all of you who asked, which is, um, one person so far, lol, I named dear Draco after a friend of mine. I was going to name him something else, and I can't really remember what it was, but then I just saw this thing on my computer (long story) and I HAD to do it. LOL. And Robbie, even though you're never going to read this, I have to write this. I am sooooooo sorry, but I saw this, er, picture on my computer with you and the restaurant and the violin dude and.okay, I'll shut up now, lol.

Disclaimer: I own nothing. Quite obviously and unfortunately. Except Orlando. No, I am so serious, I'm getting married to him.



Draco looked up at the Head Table. While all the other professors were looking confused about why they knew nothing about a new student, Dumbledore was smiling.

Draco grumpily got up and went to the Gryffindor Table. As lucky as he was today, he got even luckier. The only empty spot at the table was at the end where Harry, Ron, and Hermione were sitting with Weasley's sister. Gina, or something like that. 'As if it wasn't bad enough that my blond hair is currently at loss, now this,' he thought.

He moodily sat down next to Hermione (A/N: Aw, how sweet...shutting up), across from Harry, Ron, and Gina.

"Hi, Rob," Hermione said.

Draco internally cracked up again. He was back to being amused. Hey, it was amusing. You'd be amused too. "Hey, Hermione," he said. Wait a minute. He said Hermione. Oh yeah. He WOULD have to use first names, wouldn't he? Ugh.

"Hi," Harry and Ron both said. 'Oh my God, they share a brain!' Draco thought. 'So that explains the lack of its power in both of them.'

"Hi," Draco said back. What was he supposed to say?

"Hi, I'm Ginny Weasley," Ron's sister said. 'Oh. It was Ginny. Oops. My bad.'

"Hey, I'm, uh, Rob," Draco said. This name was already starting to get on his nerves. Now he was stuck with it. What a ripoff.

Suddenly, the food appeared in front of them. 'THANK YOU!' Draco's mind screamed. He hadn't had a proper meal since August 24. Poor Draco. That's why his jolly-less birthday was so jolly-less.

As Draco was putting mashed potatoes on his plate, Hermione turned to him. "So Rob, what's the Salem School of Magic like?"

Uh oh. Draco hadn't thought of this. "Um, well," he said nervously. "It's, uh, a lot like here, except, er, not as.big," he finished lamely. Cunning, Draco. Very cunning that was.

Hermione looked like she was trying not to laugh, but just smiled at him.

For the rest of the meal, Harry and Ron talked about Quidditch, Draco was pondering what he had done to deserve this, and Hermione and Ginny looked like they were about to die of boredom.

Draco, however, was still amused. Hey, it was amusing. You'd be amused too.





A/N: Okay. I meant to do it longer but I have to leave it there for now. I promise I'll get the next chapter out as soon as I can, though! Okie dokie, now thanks to my awesome reviewers!

Thanks to Heather, Elle-poohbear, anarkeya, TFG, scythefire, amanda, Erica, PsychoAngel, and Lauren Elizabeth.

angstluvnasian: LOL, I cracked up when I read your review for chapter 2! Don't ask me why, nobody has yet figured out how my mind works, not even me. Lol. I'm glad you think my story is funny.

animegirl-mika: ACT (Couldn't be bothered writing the whole thing, lol) means 'love conquers all' in French. Cheesy, I know, but you'll all know later. I was going to do it Latin, 'Omnia Vincit Amor', I think it is, but a million other stories were called that and I wanted to be different. And the object of dear Draco's affections is Hermione, of course! Just read my bio, lol.

Lily P. Evans: I'm glad that you like it. And it's a good thing too, because I could never write a drama, lol. In fact, this fic in itself annoys me.

harrysgirl: Lol, glad you like it. Yeah, personal slang is cool, lol. I say 'lol' too much, lol. Oops, I said it again. He he.

Ccami462: I know he doesn't sound like himself, at least yet. In my mind, Draco isn't evil, and I've always kind of thought he was bad because of his father. Hey, that's just me. But if you like Draco's endless sarcasm, stay tuned!

Okay. My A/N is kind of long. Oh well, don't really care.