"Soft kitty... Warm kitty... Little ball of fur... Happy kitty... Sleepy kitty... Purr... Purr... Purr..." GamKar Angst T for Violence, Language. Oneshot.

Gamzee gives Terezi a little...refresher, hm? Oneshot, got bored but this pairing needs more love.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue... I've never written poetry what the heck do I do? In which Dave has written a poem to get the John thing off his chest in honor of Valentines day. I do not own Homestuck or any of it's characters.

Their road was one filled with bumps. But somehow, Nepeta Leijon managed to be the one to soften Equius Zahhak's angry heart. Takes place two sweeps before SGRUB.

Karkat can't stop thinking about this pink Alien he's obsessing over; and now it's starting to hurt him. Karkat POV, Drabble, implied JohnKat

Your name is Dave Strider, and you are nineteen years old. You are skilled in both irony and heavy sarcasm, and you are also a flaming homosexual - But nobody needs to know that. Cliche drunk!Davejohn semi-fluff. First uploaded fic, bear with me.

It's ten years, one Sburb session, and one un-death since you told Dave about your parents. He's going to leave soon and you don't want anything to interrupt the last few months you have with him. The world at large has other plans.

Karkat was always the quiet one. Nobody didn't want to bother with him. What happens to that quiet exterior? John happens. Language, and sexual suggestions.

Dave always takes what you say as the absolute truth and rarely asks important questions. Then, he asks where your parents are. It's a Motherfucking Serious Question and you aren't sure how to answer.

Some BL . Dave and John.Yeah guys. Begining might be a tad slow,but after that,raging hormones hot butt secks.awww yeah.

John meets Dave for the very first time, and he likes what he sees.

Eridan and Nepeta go to a concert and feelings start to arise. Songfic Oneshot Rated T for cussing

One van. Two hours. Sixteen teenagers of various species. Let's just get this painful memory in the making over with. ONESHOT

AU: The game was never played, but it's still the same story-especially for one Gamzee Makara. Will he listen to the dreams that tell him disaster is going to strike, or will he learn the hard way that dreams have many meanings?

A dump for drabbles of sadstuck-kind. Most will contain either drug use, suicide, unrequited love, etc.

A timeline where Tavros kills Vriska.

Upon their arrival in the post-Scratch session, the surviving kids and trolls discover all is not as they expected. They face an urgent moral dilemma, and their choice will hold Universes in the balance.

Human AU: awkward high school senior Karkat Vantas is head over heels for John Egbert, but John is probably in total love with Dave Strider. So, completely reasonably, Karkat pretends to be a serial killer to 'encourage' John into his arms.

This is mostly the same Homestuck setting but I've added/taken some things the make the story flow. The time is probably before or a little after The Scratch. The main thing I've added is that there's a new planet that was recently found.

You are Dave Strider and moving to a new town gives you more than you bargained for. Monstrous shenanigans ensue.

Karkat needs advice from John, but Dave is over. Seeing as the two of them are the cause of his dilimma, he's a little wary of entering the lions' den, so to speak. And he has good reason to be. Threeway, PWP, epic fail first attempt at JohnKarDave.

Basically, a scrap heap of all my JohnKar ideas. I won't over-romanticize and say any of them have much plot, but some are fluffy, some are smutty. The first is fluff. The second is smut. You've been warned. Various side pairings such as GamTav . Slash.

Equius is dead, Nepeta is dead, and they are together fur a short while. One-shot. SPOILERS! Sorry fur the bad description! Homestuck belongs to Hussie, all credit is his, yadda yadda yah.

You're pretty sure this is complete hell. There's laughter. So much god damned laughter. It won't stop. Based on one of the lands I got from the Random Land Generator.

You've grown accustomed to indirectly caring for him - trying to maybe make up for not having his real best friend with him. You're there for him whenever you can be. One-sided Davesprite-John