[Here it is… thanks for reading or reviewing this thing… it's nice to know that people are amused by our weirdness. Uh… just wanna say that Roo and Kiddo won't go Peter like a bunch of teenyboppers, but actually... they're just…there. What I mean is… they come in the movie itself, like in a parallel universe. Things will still happen the way it did in the flick… but they are just the but-ins. So… if we're confusing you… sorry… but you'll get it as we go on. Thanx!!! =p]

Chapter Two: A Whole New Web

(As Roo and Kiddo get sucked in the player, the whole world turns black, and spins in a strange way. Because of the confusion and fright that somehow worm their way into her system, Roo mind starts throbbing in a terrible headache, while Kiddo is bouncing in mid-air, or trying to, excitedly. All of a sudden, they land with a loud BANG on a tiled floor. Roo's body starts aching, while Kiddo just gets up and starts being all hyper, and starts jumping up and down, attempting to look over the tall people in front of her, that oddly appeared out of nowhere…)

Roo: *winces as she tries to get up from the ground* Oh god… is anything bleeding?!? AAACK!!! I'm too young to die… and to think that I haven't seen the sequel to the movie yet!!! Crap… Um… if I live through this… I promise that I'll never swear again… and I'll always obey my mommy… where is she?!? Oh… at work. And… I'll- (her thoughts are interrupted by sudden gasps and cheers in the background) *mumbles* What the hell… where am I?!?

Kiddo: Dude!!! Get up from the floor!!! There's nothing interesting there… two dudes are gonna fight!!! Yeah, baby!!! Cool, Cool!!! *helps Roo up and turns her attention at the two students who are about to have what seems like a fistfight)

Roo: Um… okay… so… *raises eyebrows in confusion upon hearing a small voice say, "I don't wanna fight you, Flash!" while a much bigger and meaner muscular teenager said, "I wouldn't wanna fight me neither!"* Flash?!? Fight?!? What the hell is this?!? *focuses her eyes on who she thought was Peter Parker* Tobey Maguire?!? What in freaking heck is happening?!? I must be hallucinating… and why are we in the Spiderman set?!? Uh…

Kiddo: Wait… Flash?!? Peter?!? Uh… are we in the movie?!? Roo's dream come true… *smirks and looks to the left at her friend, who was glancing at the two guys in bewilderment* Damn… I'm confused now… jeez… if ever we had to be here… at least we didn't have to appear in the kissing scenes!!! Ugh… what the heck is going on?!?  

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(Peter Parker evaded all Flash Thompson's punches, and was amazing and weirding the students out at the same time. After a few more seconds, he finally hit him in the chest, sending him flying in the air and crashing unto to floor. In shock and wonder, he ran out of Midtown High's campus, ignoring his best friend, Harry Osborn. He raced for the streets, soon to discover his Spider powers… but unaware that two unknown strangers would be following him…)

Roo: Um… dude?!? Where are we? Why are we here…? *looks at Kiddo, who was near the place where the bully had fallen and cursing Flash, making fun of his fighting skills and calling him a wimp. She sees him stand up, and charge straight after her friend* *mumbles* Oh no… *almost falls to the floor as Kiddo runs ahead and pulls her arm*

Kiddo: Hurry up!!! *races with more speed while dragging Roo*

Flash: I'mma beat you dorks up!!! I dunno who the hell you both are, but I'll teach you for messing with me!!! 

Kiddo: Nuh-uh!!! Not in this lifetime, Faggot!!! *starts laughing manically, as she runs and tries to avoid the staggering idiot*

Flash: AAARGH!!! COME BACK HERE!!!

Mary Jane: Flash, calm down!!! *rushes after him*

Flash: LEMME AT HER!!!!! *trips because Roo stuck out her leg while being dragged by Kiddo*

Kiddo: Woohoo!!! Go, Roo!!! He tripped cos his breasts are too heavy and his Wonder-Bra wasn't big enough to support them… *laughs hard, and chuckles start erupting in the hallway from the students*

Roo: Yup, Yup!!! *grins widely then scampers away as soon as Flash gets back up on his feet*

(Kiddo and Roo run fast, soon exiting the campus. Flash tries to go after them, but then collides into a bunch of trash cans and looks up to see the principal glaring at him, then brings him up to the office and scolds him for cutting classes and staring fights. Meanwhile, the two girls run inside an alley, and see Peter crawling up a wall…)

Roo: What the hell?!? He's climbing up a wall…

Kiddo: *cover's Roo's mouth* Don't talk so loud! He might hear us… we ain't supposed to be here, man…

Roo: *watches him climb and yell: WOOHOOOO!!!*

Kiddo: What a dork. [no offense to Spidey/Tobey fans… she sez dat a lot.]

Roo: Uh… what now???

Kiddo: We need to get outta here… okay, we got sucked in, right???

Roo: I dunno how in heck how, but we did.

Kiddo: Aaargh… how?!?

Roo: Um… *thinks back* Wait!!!

Kiddo: The guy in the video store… he said something blah blah!!!

Roo: That it might not work… the way it's supposed to!!!

Kiddo: Um… what you said.

Roo: Okay… what now? We have no damn idea on what to do…

Kiddo: We go with the flow… hang around!!! I dunno?!? *grins innocently*

Roo: I guess we have no choice…

Kiddo: Yup. Let's go and… explore!!! *starts doing weird movements with her arms*

Roo: Aaah… the Kiddo dance.

Kiddo: Yup Yup Yup!!! It's copyrighted… *grins wider and laughs while Roo rolls her eyes*

Roo: Um… yeah. Let's go…

Kiddo: Okie Dokie… last one to Tob-ay, or… Peter's house is a rotten crappy egg!!! *runs ahead*

Roo: Not again… *sighs and goes off, but stops when she spots Peter hit a billboard*

Ouch. That hurts… *shrugs and skips behind Kiddo*

Kiddo: Okay… *waits for a while in the garden and sees Peter go back in the house*

SHOWTIME!!! Yeah, baby!!!

Roo: You're scaring me. What do you plan to do now?!? *eyes her pal suspiciously*

Kiddo: *smiles sweetly* You'll see!!!

[That's all for now… I gots to do my homework… argh. Anyway… what in the world is she gonna do?!? If you wanna know, stay glued to your comp and wait! LOL! I'm kidding… see ya later, and thanks to Kiddo again. Bye…]