[Whoa… thanks to all of you who r/r this!!! We will spare you from Kiddo's mutated washing machines who will chase after you and… WASH YOUR CLOTHES!!! So beware… *scary organ music in the background* And Kiddo will go after you if you steal her trademark dance… using her man-eating lawnmowers this time! BWAHAHAHA!!!!! Any-way, just a note for you people: This story will have a LOT of pranks… and jokes played on the people in the movie!!! There's nothing wrong with the flick… (that was Roo…) NO!!! I HATE TOBEY!!! (Kiddo argues) what the hell is wrong with these two? Oooh… we saw that!!! You meanoid!!! Um… well, Roo did… since she's the one typing this, and Kiddo is just on the phone, telling her what to say for her part… YAY!!! We're babbling… BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE!!! (I warn you never to go within a 10-ft radius of Kiddo… she's totally hyper!!!-Roo) (Am not!!! My name's not "hyper"!!! It's Kiddo!!!) Ahh… we'll let y'all go now… and just a reminder: You better have a sense of humor with you if you wanna continue reading this!!! =P –Roo, typing for Kiddo]
Chapter Three: Save Me!!!
(As the night approaches, Kiddo and Roo are crouching below Peter's window, and watching him listen to the fight that's going on in MJ's house. As Roo predicts that Peter will go out… Kiddo bonks her on the head and starts laughing like crazy at the "touching" scene that's occurring between the Mary Jane and Peter. Here's what's going on…)
Roo: *glares at Kiddo* Stop laughing, will ya?!? They'll see us!!!
Kiddo: Haven't they already? *snickers as Roo shakes her head and focuses her attention on the two* Oooh!!! You're jealous!!! Ahahah!!! *closes her eyes and collapses to the ground with silent laughter*
Roo: No… I believe that's you…
Kiddo: Uh… no? Tobey lover Tobey lover!!! You are a Tobey lover!
Roo: *shakes her head again* Not…
Kiddo: Uhum… *grins widely at Roo, causing her to close her eyes and stare up at the dark sky*
Roo: *mumbles* Save me… Lord God, please!!!
Kiddo: *waits for five seconds* He hasn't saved you yet!!! Whee!!! You're stuck with me!!! Forever and ever and ever… *starts running around Roo*
Roo: Um… yeah.
Kiddo: I feel dizzy. *pauses from her running*
Roo: Look… they're starting to talk about what they wanna do after graduating… *mumbles words under her breath*
Kiddo: You're saying their lines, aren't you??? *smirks at Roo*
Roo: *says "Even So." at exactly the same time as Peter* Um… no?
Kiddo: I knew it! Hahah!!! *starts making LOUD farty noises, obviously aiming to annoy Roo and to disrupt the "special" moment for Peter* I'm Farter the Big Red Butt… *starts singing the words in the tune of Pop-eye the Sailor Man*
Roo: Cool…
Kiddo: …Cos I eats me Mexican beans… *sounds out of tune on purpose* [don't those kinds of food make you wanna fart?]
Roo: *eyes widen as she sees Peter look around, apparently sensing the "forbidden" presence of the two "intruders"* Uh oh… Dude… we better get outta here…
Kiddo: Aaah! Why???
Roo: Cos Peter's gonna get us…
Kiddo: *yells* The world is ending!!! SAVE YOURSELVES!!! *races behind Roo, and collides into a figure behind her* Ouch… *looks up and sees Peter* Uh… hi?!? Heehee… sorry Mister Parker Sir… *runs back behind Roo and hides* Mommy!!! A big bad… er, spider is gonna get me!!! Aaah!!! *cowers and panics*
Roo: Um… Hello. Excuse my friend… we are… passerby folk here!!! Don't mind us… Okey Dokey… buh bye now!!! *runs away while dragging Kiddo as fast as her legs carry her, but is pulled back by a sharp tug on her back* [Peter shot his string web at them…]
Peter: Wait… who exactly are you both, what are you doing here, and what do you want??? *raises an eyebrow as he watches Roo and Kiddo get up from the pavement*
Kiddo: *grins sweetly* Nice to meet you, Mr. Parker! I go by the name Kiddo, and I'm so pleased to be, er, formally acquainted with you! *holds her hand out for him to shake, hoping that Peter doesn't see the little surprise that she has for him*
Peter: Okay… same here? *grabs her hand and his body instantly gets shocked, because of an electrical current that passes through him* *blinks and shakes his body* What the heck was that?!? *sees electrical buzzer on Kiddo's palm, and then glances over to Roo, who's shaking with laughter*
Kiddo: *smiles in an annoyingly angelic way* Yes…? That's a buzzer, I believe… and to think that a dude like you who's gonna win the Science award when you graduate a few weeks from now—MMPH! *is interrupted by Roo, who puts her hand over Kiddo's mouth*
Peter: Wh-What?!? How do you know my name, and things about me???
Kiddo: *pulls Roo's hand away* You dork!!! Don't you know that there's a movie made about— OUCH! *massages her chest, then looks sideways at Roo, who elbowed her hard on the ribs, and who was now shooting her a death glare*
Roo: We've been hanging around too much, I'm sorry we bothered you, Peter… okay, see ya!!! *snatches Kiddo's arm and pulls her away harshly*
Peter: Oh-kay… *raises both eyebrows in confusion and bewilderment, watching the girls walk away, Kiddo struggling to break free, and the pair disappearing into a corner* Um… yeah. *shrugs, then goes back into the house* That was weird…
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(Later…)
Kiddo: You meanie!!! WAAAH!!! You ruined my fun… *pretends to sob on Roo's shoulder*
Roo: Look, I'm sorry for interrupting your "fun", but you see, we're in a totally weird place—
Kiddo: *looks around* No, actually… we're in New York.
Roo: *sighs heavily*
Kiddo: *imitates her* Sigh…
Roo: Haha. Funny. Don't be literal— yes, I know you're name is Kiddo… *talks before Kiddo can say anything else* and we don't know how we got here. Okay, we got sucked somehow into this world… and… AAAARGH!!! Shit, I don't get any of this crap…
Kiddo: Oooh… cool! *bounces in a very hyper way around Roo*
Roo: Gosh… the Kiddo dance is better than that, since it doesn't exactly make me dizzy…
Kiddo: *puts her arms in front of her and starts swinging them around, hitting Roo* Lalalala!!! Whee!!! *grabs Roo's arms and starts swaying her around as well*
Roo: *lets go after a few minutes* Okay… that's it…
Kiddo: What's it???
Roo: I give up. Come on… tell me your plans…
Kiddo: What plans??? *looks all innocent again*
Roo: What you plan to do to terrorize the humans in this planet…
Kiddo: *counts off her fingers* One, Two… how many humans are there?
Roo: Ah, nevermind…
Kiddo: Fine, Fine… here's what we'll do!!! *grins excitedly and huddles towards Roo* fdkdigjkbvjdbdjfbdvjdbdjgbd!!!! [you wanna know what that means? Stay tuned for the next chap!!! =) ]
[Okay… Kiddo, I dunno if I made you really act like you… you see people, she's not here right now… and Roo is writing this by herself… only basing it on the character of her good pal Kiddo. She does read the chap to her before posting it, though!!! So technically, Kiddo is helping Roo as well. Lalalaaaa!!! Um…we, or I, gotta go… I need my sleep. Tell us what you think, ok? Later!]