[Hell-o!!! Guess who's back, back again! We are back… it's the end… of the long wait! Yes! Unfortunately, Roo and Kiddo are here…to ruin your day!!! BWAHAHAHAH!!! Anyway…expect more weirdness in this chapter! Hmmm…what shall we do? (Kiddo: Daaah! We will…do stuff, just read on…and make our day! And…and…wear your glasses!!!!!!!! Be like me!!! HOORAY!!! Roo: Excuse my friend…she is manner less. Beware! WOHOOHAAAA!!!) Okey dokey…enjoy this thingamajig! And…don't forget to… BEE HAPPY!!! AND EAT MCDONALD'S! Later!]

Chapter Four: ??? [due to technical difficulties, we shall skip to Chapter Five…]

[Kiddo and Roo: YAAAY!!! No chapter four! You see, it's an evil and cursed number for both of us…why? It's an unknown mystery, which still has to be solved by the MIB…so just read Chap Five! All that's supposed to happen in Chap. Four is gonna be moved to this part… WHEEE!!!]

Chapter Five: Mutation Elation   

(While roaming the streets of Manhattan, and being yelled at by the citizens, our zeroes Roo and Kiddo, after being kicked out of a cab, literally…arrive in OSCORP. Yes, they are about to witness the birth of the Green Goblin, not literally, though… [KIDDO!!!] Here's what's happening now…)

Roo: Dude! This place is…humungous!!! *looks around at the area*

Kiddo: No!!! It's… HUMUNGOROUS! *starts running around*

Roo: Same banana. Sssh… *shushes Kiddo* They might hear us…

Kiddo: *grins* YEOLEHIHOOO!!! *puts her hands on her mouth and forms them into an "O", yodeling*

Roo: KIDDO!!!

Kiddo: *smiles sweetly* Yeeees? Lalalala!!! Wheee!!! *starts flapping her arms up and down and running circles around Roo* I can fly!!!

Roo: *nods her head* Oh-kay… nice. Good for you! *claps her hands*

Kiddo: *stops and bows* Thank you, thank you!!! *pretends to cry* I feel loved now…

Roo: Really? By Lance Ass, that is… *grins evilly and tries to hold back her laughter*

Kiddo: *glares* No…I believe not. He's a gay, retarded, idiotic faggot!!! *sticks her tongue out*

Roo: That's what you say, but not what you think or feel… *ducks right away to avoid being hit by Kiddo*

Kiddo: MEANIE!!!

Roo: My name ain't Meanie. It's Roo. 

Kiddo: I knew that. Well, actually, I don't know anything. I'm dumb. LOOLILALA… *goes into a daze*

Roo: Yuppers! We're DUMBUMS!!! Dumbahbumbumbum…

Kiddo: *scratches her head* duh-uh… whatcha talking about???

Roo: Dumb. Bum. Ya get? Dumbum!!!

Kiddo: *stares blankly and pauses* Huh-oh…

Roo: You… Lany Lover!

Kiddo: Not. Lance loves… Joey. YEAH! Joey Fat-One!!! WOOHOO!!!

Roo: *thinks for a moment* Oh yeaaaah!!! Did you ever notice that they're always beside each other in majority of their pictures?

Kiddo: YUP!!! It's because they're in love… Aaaaaw!!! *makes a sickeningly sweet face*

Roo: *cracks up* I didn't think of that be— (she's interrupted by a sudden and loud beeping sound)

Kiddo: *looks around* I didn't know that your fart was THAT loud and smelly…it even caused the alarm systems in this building to conk out!!! (the beep doesn't stop)

Roo: What the heck? It's not my butt who has a gas problem. It's your anus that's farting out of joy since you're getting married to Frankie Muniz in two hours…

Kiddo: Nuh-uh!!! *punches Roo lightly on her shoulder* Will you stop teasing me??? I don't love all the gays that you pair me up with! I'm telling Mr. Wall!!! WAAAAAAH!!! *pretends to cry and rushes to the wall behind them, spreading her arms and attempting to hug it* MR. WALL!!! She-She's being mean to me!!! She's leaving me for James Franco!!! Oh, the agony, the pain!!! *yells in false despair*

Roo: *rolls her eyes* James Franco is gay. All the boys that we hate are gay. So don't go telling me that I'm in love with one of them…

Kiddo: Well, that's true…but the thing— *stops in mid-sentence, because she hears the sound of glass shattering from a nearby room* Dude! *whispers* did you hear that?

Roo: Huh??? What?

Kiddo: I heard the sound of something, no pun, breaking…

[We have this code thing in our crew, and "something" happens to be one of the words that we use to symbolize people and things… and this was started by none other than… KIDDO! Yup! And I, Roo… am doing this story alone for now, since kiddork (my nickname for her) is doing a thing…and I'm not talking to her right now. Anyway, we may act "high" in this story, but really, it's just how we are. We're not high, though… just high-per! Heehee! And this story's dialogue is based on reality, though we didn't enter the world of Spider-Man. Just thought we should let ya know… okay, back to the story!]  

Roo: It's your fault that it broke. Your voice is too high. Squeaky HIGH! *raises her voice to a higher pitch* I'M KIDDO AND I…

Kiddo: And that window broke because of me!!! WHEEE!!!

Roo: *suddenly glimpses an oddly open door somewhere behind Kiddo* Dude…what's that? *points at it*

Kiddo: It's a door, dop You doof! [expressions which she made up]! *bonks her friend*

Roo: *rubs her head* Ouch. Whatever, man. Hey! Wanna check that place out? It's— *gets interrupted again, this time by screams of agony coming from inside the room*

Kiddo: Yeaaah! Is that person giving birth or something? No pun. Yeaaah! It's giving birth to something!!! Yuuuck! *makes a grossed-out face* Eeew!!! That's bad, bad, bad!!!

Roo: It obviously is… let's check it out, just to be sure. *pulls Kiddo in the room, and they both hide behind a cabinet*

Kiddo: Why'd you pull me in here??? Th-They might MUTATE US! *says that upon seeing an all-too-familiar scene from the movie*

Roo: *almost shouts* YES! MUTATE ME! I NEED TO BE A PART OF THE X-MEN, MY TRUE FAMILY!!!

Kiddo: *nudges her* Dude…don't shout. They might hear us… wait, how can they? I mean… the noise is just too— *hears a crashing sound* Roo! Look at that!!! *turns her towards the machine where [yes, you guessed it] Norman Osborn, the soon-to-be Green Goblin was strapped in* Uh-oh… *cringes as she sees Dr. Stromm's body fly out of the wrecked contraption and into some other machines, then killing him*

Roo: Gosh. Dead people… do you know how scary that—*pauses* *mumbles* Holy crap… *eyes widen in sudden terror* dude… RUN!!!

[what do you think is gonna go after them? Hmmm…it's not a hard question, if you read this thoroughly or paid attention to the movie… you'll know what or who's gonna chase our zeroes. Anyway, 'till then! Don't forget to guess who or what! We'd gladly appreciate if you do. Yup! Okey dokey… later!]