Author's Ramblings

*lip quivers* It's done! My baby's completed! Oh, joy! And this one is especially special because it is actually the first series I have ever finished. Seriously. Don't you feel fortunate now?

Now, about the last chapter. *sigh* It might not quite be up to my standards. To tell the truth, I got tired of the series after I came home from England, but since there was only one more chapter, I figured: 'To hell with it. This one's getting finished.' And it was. There you go. :)

And so that's the whole story. All seven chapters. I also wrote a goodies chapter because I love you all so much.

And now the thank yous. This is to everyone who ever reviewed my story, especially people who reviewed more than once. I don't know what I'd do without you all. A very special thanks to VimesLady, who e-mailed me several times throughout with comments and criticism. Also, to everyone who sent me info on Tony Blair of Queen Elizabeth II. There were two or three of you and I would have your names in here if AOL hadn't deleted your e-mails when I went on vacation. You were very helpful.

I also thank CNN, NBC, CNBC, FOX, The Daily Show, Saturday Night Live, and South Park for all of their educational stuff. I would be clueless without you all. Kiss me, Jon Stewart.

I would not like to thank my history teacher from the past year because he was a bigot and prejudiced against many minorities. The only purpose he served was to confuse me. But I guess I must thank him a smidge for the Campaign Finance Reform Act of 2002 point of view.

This story is dedicated to the US of A and Geroge Dubya and Terry Pratchett, without whom this wouldn't have been possible. You guys are all very funny, and while not supportive (not a single e-mail! I even wrote you, George) you still made it possible for everyone who read the story to at least grin.

So that's it. I am now open for suggestions, collaborations, whatever, as I have nothing to do (other than my HP series, which no-one cares about, so I don't bother updating often) and need to write.

There are no series currently in the works as far as Discworld goes, so everything from now until then'll be fun little blurbs, probably.

Thanks again for everything, you are great people, all of you!

~~Twist, your loving author. :)