taught him it, or who had been the one to teach her it. He was positive it was one of the humans, either John or Jade. It seemed like a song that they would know, sappy and cheesy. It was probably John that taught her it.

Tomorrow, a young lady stands poised for an ELITE OPPORTUNITY! Today, she's bored out of her skull.

Bro is a senior in high school who's heading nowhere fast, right up until he meets the new student teacher. Dad/Bro AU.

I completed the song that Gamzee partially sang to Tavros's head. If you've seen the video, you know what I'm talking about

She knew he would start asking questions about where he came from someday.

Dave and John are surprised when they discover something going on in the back of Dave's car. John/Dave and Sollux/Karkat.

Omniscient he may be, but a great storyteller he is not: Doc Scratch's attempt to recite some Alternian history to the Handmaid could have gone better. Contains implications of sexual nature.

Very uncreatively named, a little oneshot that is exactly as the title says. Eridan decides to engage Equius in a bit of water torture.

John is surprised to find Karkat standing at his door one night, drenched in the pouring rain. But as the two get to know each other personally, he starts to feel a bit different towards the troll. slight AU.

Turning back time doesn't always fix everything. After all, John Egbert is an unpredictable variable.

A collection of all my Homestuck one-shots. Not all are actually mature-rated, so don't worry. Homestuck belongs to Andrew Hussie.

They never saw it coming. Not even Jade Harley.

Basicly the first draft was so shitty i wanted to shoot myself in the face, this one is better yet im still feeling as if im lacking...something...any who thank you "maria" and anyone else who comments

In an old lab, it's best to stay away from unmarked bottles of green liquid. Two trolls go against this and wake up in each other's bodies, realizing too late they shouldn't have done this. Multiple pairings, rated M for future sex scenes.

sooo its a cold day in TX, lets smut... i basicly wrote this as a sort of request, some one said 'more puppets" i hope i delivered, if not ill try again X3

This is for Vriska. Not many people like her, but I do. oneshot

Karkat lost his beautiful voice. And him and Sollux are most upset about this... for different reasons... oneshot...

Eridan/Nepeta sadstuck

Like a thin sheet of wood beneath a gavel, he broke. He splintered into ragged fragments and collapsed: out of him poured the instrumented misery and pain he had been housing for months.

It's that special day of the week when Vriska and John hang out, watch Nic Cage movies, and play games. But Vriska has plans... Vriska/John, cheesy, T for paranoia.

Sober Gamzee sort of fic...well, more like a view into his head.Review please Edited: Updated

John and Dave are Best Bros for life. But what happens when one starts developing feelings for the other. Throw some brutal bullying into the mix and we have a batshit crazy case of High School Stuck.

either everyone will love this or come after me with shitty refrigerated swords meh. either way basicly Bro finds out Dave has some serious kninks and teaches him a few new ones, warnings of breath play, dirty talk extremely smutty smut and smuppets

— he's a cool guy, really. Dave/Jade: for: R.Vienna

Now that you think about it, Karkat has never smiled. You look around for something that can fix that. Warning: Graphic depictions of violence.