Just another day, serving the honorable Alternian Police Force...

You've got scratches all across your face, and you're bleeding a little. But you're okay with it: you're okay with a lot of things.

IT WAS WRITTEN AT 4 IN THE BLESSED AM BY ME AND A FRIEND. THERE ARE A LOT OF PAIRINGS. ENJOY.

Just a small christmas themed story even though it isn't never Christmastime about Kanaya and Vriska. Not exaclty smut but I decided to use an M rating.

First there was Sgrub, then there was Sburb, now this is Skurb. The humans are happy, but the trolls still need a planet where they can live. I'm looking for OCs, if anyone's interested. Details inside.

This is a collab roleplay with turntechGodhead TG! Just a normal MSN conversation for Sollux and Karkat. featuring John Egbert at the beginning! Be warned this is a Slash Fic! R&R!...I forgot I even had this story! XD

Karkat is done with his pathetic life. Short macabre piece.

A quick Fluff fic. Gamzee/Tavros. My first piece. AAAH this is a little old... Er, just replace "love" with "flushed" -hides-

And that was that. Brother and sister. Dave/Rose, vague incest.

Nepeta faces her greatest roleplaying challenge yet.

Sollux is bored. Maybe reading some of the human conversations would help...or not.

No matter how hard Karkat tries, Dave will always be there to cast a shadow over him. An unlucky encounter in the depths of the lab sets off long-repressed anger and rivalry.

Sollux and Karkat have been together for a while, before and after what happened with Gamzee, but for a moment, Sollux sees a change in Karkat and he worries.

What if the trolls had been born as humans on Earth? Human names are used - Eridan Adrian, Feferi Felicia, Sollux Simon, Karkat Karchuck, Kanaya Katarina WARNING: If you are easily offended you should probably not read this...

I don't even know what to call this. I just wrote this on my phone one day when I was bored. I hope that you like it though. :'D

Karkat and Gamzee are college roommates, and everything is going just fine. But how much longer can that peace last, when your roommate is the Subjuglator? This is an AU with trolls as humans, and contains non-consensual sex. You have been warned.

Just a random short story about Terezi finding her tree hive, and Pyralspite. Then drawing an the walls *shrug*

You're the hero. You're not allowed to break.

Bro allows Dave to choose whatever ingredients he wants to bake a batch of muffins. The end result is disastrous, and the Striders never baked again. Based off the Manly Men Doing Manly Things comic.

The only reason Dave doesn't laugh is because he sounds like a donkey hopped up on crack when he does.

In which Kanaya and Gamzee have a tender moment over a wrigglers book found in a chest.

"Bro." Bro quirked his brow. "Bro no." Bro grinned. "Don't taze me Bro." Bro lunged.

Terezi grins with her sharky fangs, sharp zig-zag incisors that one might carve into a pumpkin for Halloween. Her blood red glasses might as well be her eyes, which are equally as red and sharp. Dave & Terezi. Shippy if you want I guess.

Dave shows John the way of CoD, but the situation quickly flips to teaching him about something else.

This is a short story about when Terezi first exited the brooding caverns, and here lusus never came. This is completely off of a dream i had the other night. Please forgive me if one of the two seem out of character. This is my first facfic.