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Beecha:ÿ Oh yeah!ÿ She went to that free school we talked about earlier.
Judau:ÿ "Free school..."ÿ Uh...ÿ Beecha...ÿ There's a reason why I didn't want her going to that school.
Beecha:ÿ And why is that?
M.Asia:ÿ What's wrong with it, punk?!ÿ It's my school of Touhou Fuuhai, the greatest school ever known among the seven Sides!
Next to Master Asia is Leina (Judau's sister) in a kung-fu uniform practicing martial arts.
-=***=-
Kou:ÿ Kelly's out there with his mobile armor!ÿ I need to stop it!ÿ Is the GP1 repaired yet?!
Nina:ÿ No, not yet.ÿ You just have to make due with what we have, Kou.
Kou:ÿ You mean to tell me that...?!
Kelly (Val Varo):ÿ This is it!ÿ If I can't join in the fight, then I'll go out wi- *BUNP!*ÿ OW!ÿ Hey!ÿ What the hell?!ÿ A HARO??!!
Kou (Oversided Haro):ÿ SHUT UP!!
-=***=-
Treize:ÿ I challenge you, Kai.
Kai:ÿ Hey, waitaminute!ÿ I'm no fighter.
Treize:ÿ Who said anything about a fight.ÿ I heard that you take the best of pictures.ÿ (Holding his Polaroid camera.)ÿ And I challenging you to a photo-taking duel.
Kai:ÿ Your decision to leave OZ is really hitting you hard, huh?
-=***=-
Relena:ÿ Sayla.ÿ Your brother and Amuro really shouldn't fight.ÿ This is no way to create peace.
But Sayla socks her in the face.
Relena:ÿ Hey!ÿ Why did you hit me?!
Sayla:ÿ Because you're a [censored] [censored] [censored] who plays with her snot.
Relena:ÿ THAT DOES IT!!ÿ HOW DARE YOU MENTION THIS ABOUT ME IN PUBLIC!!
And the fight between the two ladies starts.ÿ Amuro and Char, and then Heero and Zechs look onwards with sweatdrops on their faces.
-=***=-
Gremmy:ÿ You, Puru, are pure perfection.ÿ And I need you to pilot the Quin Mantra and...ÿ WHAT THE HECK??!!
Puru-Two ends up acting like Mashymer Cello (including the uniform, purple hair, and plastic rose).
Rakan:ÿ (Holding some small test tubes.) I couldn't stand your clones looking the same.ÿ So I gave them some DNA so they can look and act differently.
Gremmy:ÿ HEY!!ÿ DON'T PLAY WITH MY SCIENCE, DAMMIT!!
-=***=-
Heero, in his Wing Zero Custom, prepares to fire his Twin Buster Rifles at the falling meteor.ÿ And the resulting explosion occurs.
Relena:ÿ Yay!ÿ Heero did it!ÿ He...ÿ Deflected the meteor...ÿ Heero...?
Sally:ÿ He wasn't supposed to deflect the meteor...?
Unfortunately, the Wing Zero Custom had been heavily damaged from said explosion.
Heero:ÿ (Eyes spiralling.)ÿ ...misfire...
-=***=-
Amuro (Gundam):ÿ Hmmm...ÿ I know my mission is to destroy A'Bao A'Qu, but my Newtype reaction's telling me that Char's nearby.
Suddenly, a red and pink Ziong flies through space and passes the Gundam by.
Amuro:ÿ Yep.ÿ I'm pretty sure that Char's nearby, somewhere.
Char (Ziong):ÿ HEY, CHUCKIE!!ÿ I'M RIGHT OVER HERE!!
Amuro:ÿ Huh?ÿ Naw, that can't be him!ÿ I mean, what idiot sticks himself out with a red and pink mobile suit?
Char:ÿ (Chases Amuro/Gundam around as he starts zapping him.)ÿ For the last time, it's NOT PINK!!ÿ It's NOT PINK, you damn Shinji Ikari blueprint!
Amuro:ÿ SO~RRY!
-=***=-
American media cowardice strikes the G-Gundam TV series:
Delete all mentioning of religion.
Chibodee:ÿ Oh for the love of Jesus H. Christ!
Rename all mobile suits with ethnically insulting names.
Gundam Nether:ÿ Huh?ÿ "Hurricane Gundam?"ÿ You couldn't call me "Dutch Gundam" or "Gundam Holland?"
Insert all advertisement of American products.
We see a billboard of Allenby holding a 16 oz. bottle of Pepsi as we hear Master Asia kicking the collective asses of the people behind the changes.
-=***=-
Jerid:ÿ (Walking down the hallway.)ÿ Yep.ÿ I'm gonna make sure these Aeugers will never lay a finger on our Mark II's.ÿ Hey, Layla!ÿ How's the...?ÿ Who's your friend?
Layla:ÿ (Standing next to Maua and sharing the dreaded "love-love arm grip.")ÿ Well, boy.ÿ This is Maua Pharaoh, Layla's "girlfriend."
Maua:ÿ (Making a face.)ÿ Hmph!ÿ I'm not for any guy to play with!
Yazan:ÿ (Meeting up with the crew.)ÿ HA!ÿ You got dumped, MeSs Jockey!
Jerid:ÿ Wow.ÿ That must be bad.ÿ It's a good thing I met Jamaican, though. (Suddenly goes all starrey-eyed...)
Yazan:ÿ [ALRIGHT!!ÿ THAT'S IT!!ÿ I'M JOINING NEO-ZION!!]
-=***=-
Victor:ÿ I am Victor Gaintz, head of the "Perfect Peace People."ÿ And I'm not sure why I'm included in this God-forsaken parody of the little tidbits that happen during many of the popular Gundam series, but I'll let you know this much.ÿ I will NOT let this interfere with my "sublime mission!"
He then looks out the window into space and takes notice of a lime floating by...
Victor:ÿ (Grimacing...)ÿ And one was assaulted...ÿ Peanut...ÿ Haahahahahaha...ÿ MAKE UP!!
-=***=-
Gihren:ÿ I understand that you're a collector of fine art, M'Quve.
M'Quve:ÿ Of course.ÿ One must take note that the knowledge of our history is important to the trials of our future.
The two pass by the busts of Joseph Stalin, Aristotle,ÿ ...and Chara Soon(??!!)
Gihren:ÿ I believe that the last ones were the biggest-
M'Quve:ÿ Shut the hell up.
-=***=-
Domon (Burning Gundam):ÿ BROTHER!!ÿ I've come to take revenge for our family!
But Kyoji, in his Devil Gundam, is stuck in his fit of laughter.ÿ And all Domon could do is...ÿ Join in with him.
Kyoji:ÿ What the hell are you laughing about?!ÿ This is the serious part!
Domon:ÿ (Still laughing...)ÿ Your Mobile Suit!ÿ What the hell's with your mobile suit??!!
Rain:ÿ (Popping up in her SD form.)ÿ Well, Kyoji thought that it would distract his opponent when he bought it.ÿ But it ended up distracting him as well.
-=***=-
Degwin:ÿ Gihren, my son...ÿ Do you know that you're the tail-end of Charlie Chapman?
Gihren:ÿ ...huh?ÿ Charlie Chapman?
Degwin:ÿ Hey.ÿ I can't help it if he looks like Adolf Hitler.
Gihren:ÿ (Grimacing.)ÿ [It's your fault, you fool.ÿ Who the hell watches a double billing of "Chapman's Best Routines" with Hitler documentaries?]
-=***=-
Lucette:ÿ Here we go, Kou.ÿ The GP03 "Orchid" is ready to go.ÿ But I must warn you tha-
Kou:ÿ YES!!ÿ Now I can finally defeat that Zeek Anavel Gateau!
Lucette:ÿ STEREO SYSTEM.
Kou:ÿ Huh?ÿ Stereo system?ÿ What am I suppose to do with that?!
And the final battle between the Feds and Delaz Fleet starts.ÿ Gateau, in his Neue Ziel, sees the Dendrobium Orchid fly into the scene...ÿ And suddenly had to cover his ears when he hears it blasting post-Romanian polka music into everybody's radio.
An armistice had been formed...
Kou:ÿ HEY!!ÿ YA GOTTA PROBLEM WITH POST-ROMANIAN POLKA MUSIC??!!ÿ YOU PELIGANS!!
-=***=-
Soldier:ÿ A white mobile suit is coming this way, Char!ÿ Should we shoot at it?!
Char:ÿ Yes, we should shoot at it.ÿ Give it machine guns.ÿ Give it so many rounds of machine guns that 1st Gundam elitist fans won't even recognize it.
Zechs:ÿ (Sobbing...) Will you quit making fun of me...?
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Beecha:ÿ Oh yeah!ÿ She went to that free school we talked about earlier.
Judau:ÿ "Free school..."ÿ Uh...ÿ Beecha...ÿ There's a reason why I didn't want her going to that school.
Beecha:ÿ And why is that?
M.Asia:ÿ What's wrong with it, punk?!ÿ It's my school of Touhou Fuuhai, the greatest school ever known among the seven Sides!
Next to Master Asia is Leina (Judau's sister) in a kung-fu uniform practicing martial arts.
-=***=-
Kou:ÿ Kelly's out there with his mobile armor!ÿ I need to stop it!ÿ Is the GP1 repaired yet?!
Nina:ÿ No, not yet.ÿ You just have to make due with what we have, Kou.
Kou:ÿ You mean to tell me that...?!
Kelly (Val Varo):ÿ This is it!ÿ If I can't join in the fight, then I'll go out wi- *BUNP!*ÿ OW!ÿ Hey!ÿ What the hell?!ÿ A HARO??!!
Kou (Oversided Haro):ÿ SHUT UP!!
-=***=-
Treize:ÿ I challenge you, Kai.
Kai:ÿ Hey, waitaminute!ÿ I'm no fighter.
Treize:ÿ Who said anything about a fight.ÿ I heard that you take the best of pictures.ÿ (Holding his Polaroid camera.)ÿ And I challenging you to a photo-taking duel.
Kai:ÿ Your decision to leave OZ is really hitting you hard, huh?
-=***=-
Relena:ÿ Sayla.ÿ Your brother and Amuro really shouldn't fight.ÿ This is no way to create peace.
But Sayla socks her in the face.
Relena:ÿ Hey!ÿ Why did you hit me?!
Sayla:ÿ Because you're a [censored] [censored] [censored] who plays with her snot.
Relena:ÿ THAT DOES IT!!ÿ HOW DARE YOU MENTION THIS ABOUT ME IN PUBLIC!!
And the fight between the two ladies starts.ÿ Amuro and Char, and then Heero and Zechs look onwards with sweatdrops on their faces.
-=***=-
Gremmy:ÿ You, Puru, are pure perfection.ÿ And I need you to pilot the Quin Mantra and...ÿ WHAT THE HECK??!!
Puru-Two ends up acting like Mashymer Cello (including the uniform, purple hair, and plastic rose).
Rakan:ÿ (Holding some small test tubes.) I couldn't stand your clones looking the same.ÿ So I gave them some DNA so they can look and act differently.
Gremmy:ÿ HEY!!ÿ DON'T PLAY WITH MY SCIENCE, DAMMIT!!
-=***=-
Heero, in his Wing Zero Custom, prepares to fire his Twin Buster Rifles at the falling meteor.ÿ And the resulting explosion occurs.
Relena:ÿ Yay!ÿ Heero did it!ÿ He...ÿ Deflected the meteor...ÿ Heero...?
Sally:ÿ He wasn't supposed to deflect the meteor...?
Unfortunately, the Wing Zero Custom had been heavily damaged from said explosion.
Heero:ÿ (Eyes spiralling.)ÿ ...misfire...
-=***=-
Amuro (Gundam):ÿ Hmmm...ÿ I know my mission is to destroy A'Bao A'Qu, but my Newtype reaction's telling me that Char's nearby.
Suddenly, a red and pink Ziong flies through space and passes the Gundam by.
Amuro:ÿ Yep.ÿ I'm pretty sure that Char's nearby, somewhere.
Char (Ziong):ÿ HEY, CHUCKIE!!ÿ I'M RIGHT OVER HERE!!
Amuro:ÿ Huh?ÿ Naw, that can't be him!ÿ I mean, what idiot sticks himself out with a red and pink mobile suit?
Char:ÿ (Chases Amuro/Gundam around as he starts zapping him.)ÿ For the last time, it's NOT PINK!!ÿ It's NOT PINK, you damn Shinji Ikari blueprint!
Amuro:ÿ SO~RRY!
-=***=-
American media cowardice strikes the G-Gundam TV series:
Delete all mentioning of religion.
Chibodee:ÿ Oh for the love of Jesus H. Christ!
Rename all mobile suits with ethnically insulting names.
Gundam Nether:ÿ Huh?ÿ "Hurricane Gundam?"ÿ You couldn't call me "Dutch Gundam" or "Gundam Holland?"
Insert all advertisement of American products.
We see a billboard of Allenby holding a 16 oz. bottle of Pepsi as we hear Master Asia kicking the collective asses of the people behind the changes.
-=***=-
Jerid:ÿ (Walking down the hallway.)ÿ Yep.ÿ I'm gonna make sure these Aeugers will never lay a finger on our Mark II's.ÿ Hey, Layla!ÿ How's the...?ÿ Who's your friend?
Layla:ÿ (Standing next to Maua and sharing the dreaded "love-love arm grip.")ÿ Well, boy.ÿ This is Maua Pharaoh, Layla's "girlfriend."
Maua:ÿ (Making a face.)ÿ Hmph!ÿ I'm not for any guy to play with!
Yazan:ÿ (Meeting up with the crew.)ÿ HA!ÿ You got dumped, MeSs Jockey!
Jerid:ÿ Wow.ÿ That must be bad.ÿ It's a good thing I met Jamaican, though. (Suddenly goes all starrey-eyed...)
Yazan:ÿ [ALRIGHT!!ÿ THAT'S IT!!ÿ I'M JOINING NEO-ZION!!]
-=***=-
Victor:ÿ I am Victor Gaintz, head of the "Perfect Peace People."ÿ And I'm not sure why I'm included in this God-forsaken parody of the little tidbits that happen during many of the popular Gundam series, but I'll let you know this much.ÿ I will NOT let this interfere with my "sublime mission!"
He then looks out the window into space and takes notice of a lime floating by...
Victor:ÿ (Grimacing...)ÿ And one was assaulted...ÿ Peanut...ÿ Haahahahahaha...ÿ MAKE UP!!
-=***=-
Gihren:ÿ I understand that you're a collector of fine art, M'Quve.
M'Quve:ÿ Of course.ÿ One must take note that the knowledge of our history is important to the trials of our future.
The two pass by the busts of Joseph Stalin, Aristotle,ÿ ...and Chara Soon(??!!)
Gihren:ÿ I believe that the last ones were the biggest-
M'Quve:ÿ Shut the hell up.
-=***=-
Domon (Burning Gundam):ÿ BROTHER!!ÿ I've come to take revenge for our family!
But Kyoji, in his Devil Gundam, is stuck in his fit of laughter.ÿ And all Domon could do is...ÿ Join in with him.
Kyoji:ÿ What the hell are you laughing about?!ÿ This is the serious part!
Domon:ÿ (Still laughing...)ÿ Your Mobile Suit!ÿ What the hell's with your mobile suit??!!
Rain:ÿ (Popping up in her SD form.)ÿ Well, Kyoji thought that it would distract his opponent when he bought it.ÿ But it ended up distracting him as well.
-=***=-
Degwin:ÿ Gihren, my son...ÿ Do you know that you're the tail-end of Charlie Chapman?
Gihren:ÿ ...huh?ÿ Charlie Chapman?
Degwin:ÿ Hey.ÿ I can't help it if he looks like Adolf Hitler.
Gihren:ÿ (Grimacing.)ÿ [It's your fault, you fool.ÿ Who the hell watches a double billing of "Chapman's Best Routines" with Hitler documentaries?]
-=***=-
Lucette:ÿ Here we go, Kou.ÿ The GP03 "Orchid" is ready to go.ÿ But I must warn you tha-
Kou:ÿ YES!!ÿ Now I can finally defeat that Zeek Anavel Gateau!
Lucette:ÿ STEREO SYSTEM.
Kou:ÿ Huh?ÿ Stereo system?ÿ What am I suppose to do with that?!
And the final battle between the Feds and Delaz Fleet starts.ÿ Gateau, in his Neue Ziel, sees the Dendrobium Orchid fly into the scene...ÿ And suddenly had to cover his ears when he hears it blasting post-Romanian polka music into everybody's radio.
An armistice had been formed...
Kou:ÿ HEY!!ÿ YA GOTTA PROBLEM WITH POST-ROMANIAN POLKA MUSIC??!!ÿ YOU PELIGANS!!
-=***=-
Soldier:ÿ A white mobile suit is coming this way, Char!ÿ Should we shoot at it?!
Char:ÿ Yes, we should shoot at it.ÿ Give it machine guns.ÿ Give it so many rounds of machine guns that 1st Gundam elitist fans won't even recognize it.
Zechs:ÿ (Sobbing...) Will you quit making fun of me...?