Motavia Academy…the Town of Learning
HAHN: Today we bring you a discussion about my favorite town and teaching place Piata! Motavia Academy is located here and I'm a professor there.
GRYZ: Man, do you always have to sound like a documentary?
HAHN: What do you mean, Gryz?
RAJA: What he's saying is..."do you always have to sound like a documentary?"
ALYS: Duh, stupid. You didn't have to repeat it. Hahn, you always sound like a professor is what Gryz meant by what he said.
HAHN: Oh, sorry about that!
KYRA: Well, what do we have to say about this place guys?
ALYS: I can't stand it there! All those snooty professors with their "we're going to die" theories. It's not a theory, it's a fact! I should know!
RIKA: I know! I hate it when they try to sound all smart by using a lot of big words!
ALYS: Uh, you tend to do that, Rika.
RIKA: I'm not acting smart...I AM smart, so there's a difference.
RUNE: Yeah, whatever.
CHAZ: Rune, you shouldn't be jealous.
RUNE: You really want to die don't you?
CHAZ: You can't beat me Ru-
WREN: All right! Back to the subject!
DEMI: Well, Piata is a nice academy...
ALYS: With a bunch of slacker students.
CHAZ: That's where I want to go to school!
ALYS: Why? So you can slack off too?
CHAZ: No, Alys. What makes you think that?
ALYS: Well, they do teach other things there besides not opening other people's cabinets and how messy a kitchen is. You're forced to be waaaaay more observant than that.
CHAZ: Yeah? But I just got the hang of analyzing people's houses.....
RUNE: Hoo boy are we in trouble.
CHAZ: Hey, I resent that!
RIKA: No, you represent that!
CHAZ: I thought you were on my side!
RIKA: I was, just like you said.
RAJA: Hahaha!
ALYS: Is laughing the only thing you do?
RAJA: No, I can do other things too...
KYRA: Eww...
RIKA: *gasp*
RAJA: I was KIDDING you sick young'uns!
WREN: If only we really knew that.
DEMI: I could analyze that master.
HAHN: The TOWN of LEARNING, please!
ALYS: Yeah so anyway, when I first went there Chaz was all like "Alys! Isn't this fascinating?" I was like "yeah, whatever" because I always hated school. That's why I homeschooled Chaz; I didn't want him to go to a fancy shmancy academy like I did.
KYRA: You went to Motavia Academy?
ALYS: Hell no! I had to go to this all girls school and that was the worst! I applied to Motavia Academy, but my app was rejected.
GRYZ: Why?
ALYS: Because I wrote about that boomerang charade and they said it was ridiculous to think that opening other people's cabinets was a crime.
CHAZ: Who would've thought the phrase would be world famous?
HAHN: Know what? The food is good there.
CHAZ: Yeah? I love food!
RUNE: We know. You need to watch your girlish figure!
CHAZ: WHAT are you implying?!
RUNE: That you have a girl's body. What did you think, Lubertz?
CHAZ: If you weren't Lutz....
RIKA: But Rune, you actually look like a girl.
ALYS: Hahahahaha
RAJA: Is laughing the only thing you can do?
ALYS: How dare you old fart! Do YOU want to die?
KYRA: Okay!!! I think that's enough for one day! Bye everyone!
If anyone noticed, I'm a little biased toward Alys (she appears a lot in these conversations) only because she's my favorite character. : )