Chaz' Bad Habits
RUNE: We're gathered here today to talk about all the strange habits Chaz seems to possess....
CHAZ: What bad habits?
WREN: A famous one is opening other people's cabinets without their permission.
KYRA: Now that IS a bad habit.
CHAZ: How so?
RIKA: Well, if you open a cabinet you're not familiar with....
ALYS: Something will jump out and........................BOOOGAH!!!!!!!!
CHAZ: AHHH...!!!! Alys, don't scare me like that!
ALYS: Hey, you need to know the dangers.
GRYZ: That's true. Once I opened Grandfather Dorin's cabinet and guess what jumped out at me?
ALL: What?
GRYZ: Well, he jumped out of there stark naked. Now THAT was scary.
RIKA: I'll say it was.
ALYS: Ewwww....I shudder to think....
RUNE: Then don't.
DEMI: He already painting the picture for us....but moving on! What other habits does Chaz have?
ALYS: We-ell, he does have this one habit that I can't stand....
RIKA: What's that?
ALYS: He has this awful habit of leaving every single solitary thing he touches in my room!
RAJA: Huh?
ALYS: Okay, he touches, say a piece of rock and he brings it in my room to show me, that way I'll have a piece of something he touched when he becomes famous. He claims it would have value one day.
HAHN: Now if that isn't the strangest...
CHAZ: Oh Light! She made that up, guys!
CHAZ: Ohh...I thought she was serious.
DEMI: I did too for a millisecond.
ALYS: Geez, you all would believe anything I say about Chaz.
RUNE: Seriously Al, what's another bad habit? You would know since you live with him.
ALYS: Seriously, he likes to put fingerprints on my mirror just to annoy me after I told him not to touch it!
GRYZ: He could actually die if he does that too much.
CHAZ: How would I *die* Gryz?
GRYZ: Because Alys will kill you if you keep doing it.
CHAZ: I think it's funny to see her reaction.
ALYS: Yeah? Well laugh at this! Flaeli!
HAHN: Hey, I didn't know you could do that Alys!
ALYS: Actually I can't. *mocking* I just think it's funny to see his reaction.
CHAZ: Oh ha ha.
RIKA: Does he have any more bad habits?
ALYS: Oh sure. I can't think of them all right now, but I still know a few.
WREN: Like?
ALYS: Well, he likes to eat sandworms and cheesecake all together. And he has the nerve to complain about a stomachache!
RUNE: That's stupid.
CHAZ: Well, my stomach DOES hurt!
DEMI: Whose wouldn't? That's a mighty strange combo.
WREN: Why would someone want to do that to themselves, Demi?
DEMI: I wouldn't know for once.
KYRA: Why don't we ask Chaz? Well, little bro?
CHAZ:Man, it tastes so good together though! It's hard to resist!
RIKA: Oh boy, does he have problems. I think I've heard enough.
ALYS: There's more!!! He also tinkers with a lot of things.
GRYZ: How is that bad necessarily?
ALYS: He breaks everything he touches!
DEMI: At least it will be worth something!
This is so insane. I think this was funnier when it was on my web page because there were pictures too. Ah well…