Introduction to Clark
{The camera turns on the show the inside of a museum the clock reads 5:54 PM. Tommy bends down to face the camera}
(In a whispered tone) Tommy: I am here on location at the metropolis museum of arts. I'm going under cover-
Tommy looks over his shoulder and smiles at the security guard walking by.
Tommy: apparently it's against the rules to carry a camera in here, so as a law biting citizen... I snuck it in, I'm here to meet subject B..... or to his peers Clark Kent.
Looks over and waves at a tall man walking up to him.
they sit on a bench and he begins the interview
Clark: what's with the bag
he points to the purse looking camera bag
Tommy: I'm going covert OP. for this interview, you know like James bond.
Clark nods and rolls his eyes
Tommy picks the bag up and shoves it in Clarks face
Tommy: so Clark how's life treating you?
Clark: it's good, um could you back up just a little, your kinda in my personal space box.
Clarks hand pushes the camera back
Tommy: sorry, so what do you do for a living?
Clark: I work for the daily planet.
Tommy: wow that's fascinating, so how's your love life?
Clark: wow your sure forward for an annoying little weed.
Tommy: heh. flattery will get you no where. Oh come on now, Lana told me about her love life.
Clarks head pops up
Clark: really!! well what'd she say.
Tommy: I'm sorry but that is classified info. so how about this, you scratch my back and I'll scratch yours.
Clark thought it over
Clark: all right I'm currently not in a relationship
Tommy: so your waiting for someone?
Clark: what makes you think that?
Tommy roles his eyes
Tommy: please Clark I've seen you come by lex corp. with your girlfriend, and may I say ... holy crap man how'd let that go!!!! What were you high!!!!
Clark puts his hand over Tommy's mouth.
Clark: shhhhh, we're in a museum
Tommy: right sorry, so back to the topic at hand, you must be holding out for someone if your gonna let that go.
Clark looks down at his hands
Clark: I... I don't know what you mean.
Tommy: oh God come on even the camera can tell your lying.
Clark: hey man just who do you think you are? Steven speilberg. just lay off.
Tommy: sorry I get carried away sometimes
Clark: sometimes?
Tommy: I'm going to ignore that, so Lana is currently looking for love also.
Clark: really, what happened to the Italian
Tommy: turns out he's not interested in her mind after all.
Clark nods his head, then looks at his watch.
Clark: listen Rodney
Tommy: it Tommy, My names Tommy
Clark: yeah Tommy, I'm gonna need to get back to you, Lois is expecting me soon.
Clark gets up and walks away
Tommy looks into the camera
Tommy: he's an interesting one.
Security Guard: hey you!!!!
Tommy picks up the camera
{camera shows his legs running}
{The camera turns on the show the inside of a museum the clock reads 5:54 PM. Tommy bends down to face the camera}
(In a whispered tone) Tommy: I am here on location at the metropolis museum of arts. I'm going under cover-
Tommy looks over his shoulder and smiles at the security guard walking by.
Tommy: apparently it's against the rules to carry a camera in here, so as a law biting citizen... I snuck it in, I'm here to meet subject B..... or to his peers Clark Kent.
Looks over and waves at a tall man walking up to him.
they sit on a bench and he begins the interview
Clark: what's with the bag
he points to the purse looking camera bag
Tommy: I'm going covert OP. for this interview, you know like James bond.
Clark nods and rolls his eyes
Tommy picks the bag up and shoves it in Clarks face
Tommy: so Clark how's life treating you?
Clark: it's good, um could you back up just a little, your kinda in my personal space box.
Clarks hand pushes the camera back
Tommy: sorry, so what do you do for a living?
Clark: I work for the daily planet.
Tommy: wow that's fascinating, so how's your love life?
Clark: wow your sure forward for an annoying little weed.
Tommy: heh. flattery will get you no where. Oh come on now, Lana told me about her love life.
Clarks head pops up
Clark: really!! well what'd she say.
Tommy: I'm sorry but that is classified info. so how about this, you scratch my back and I'll scratch yours.
Clark thought it over
Clark: all right I'm currently not in a relationship
Tommy: so your waiting for someone?
Clark: what makes you think that?
Tommy roles his eyes
Tommy: please Clark I've seen you come by lex corp. with your girlfriend, and may I say ... holy crap man how'd let that go!!!! What were you high!!!!
Clark puts his hand over Tommy's mouth.
Clark: shhhhh, we're in a museum
Tommy: right sorry, so back to the topic at hand, you must be holding out for someone if your gonna let that go.
Clark looks down at his hands
Clark: I... I don't know what you mean.
Tommy: oh God come on even the camera can tell your lying.
Clark: hey man just who do you think you are? Steven speilberg. just lay off.
Tommy: sorry I get carried away sometimes
Clark: sometimes?
Tommy: I'm going to ignore that, so Lana is currently looking for love also.
Clark: really, what happened to the Italian
Tommy: turns out he's not interested in her mind after all.
Clark nods his head, then looks at his watch.
Clark: listen Rodney
Tommy: it Tommy, My names Tommy
Clark: yeah Tommy, I'm gonna need to get back to you, Lois is expecting me soon.
Clark gets up and walks away
Tommy looks into the camera
Tommy: he's an interesting one.
Security Guard: hey you!!!!
Tommy picks up the camera
{camera shows his legs running}