A/N: I picked my 2 least favorites that got requested to die. Also 1requested Smasher will get stuck somewhere some how.
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Chapter 2: Cannibals, and Balloon Goddesses, and Evil Trees, Oh My!
The Smashers were all done setting up the tents that they made Mario took a walk. A spear came out of nowhere and just missed him by an inch. He ran back to camp.
Mario: Something's shooting spears at me!! (Grabs Luigi and Dr. Mario then dashes into their tent)
Mario zipped the tent door shut and the three Italians all were safe. The same didn't go for the other Smashers. They all were running around and screaming. Then a spear hit Ness and killed him. The Cannibals ran from the bushes and charged at the Smashers. All the alive Smashers made it into the tent just in time except for Jigglypuff. The Cannibals started bowing to her.
Cannibal Leader: (translation: O great balloon goddess forgive us for killing your friend)
Jigglypuff: Jiggly!!! (translation: I never liked him anyway.)
The Cannibals took Jigglypuff to their special shrine to be worshiped forever. They also took Ness so they could eat him. All the Smashers heard the cannibals going away and came out of their tents.
Master Hand: Poor Ness. What am I saying he was stupid and annoying and weak… I got an idea lets hold a celebration! Ness is Dead!
All Smashers: JOY TO THE WORLD, NESS IS DEAD!!! (continue singing and eating cake that magically appeared)
Falco: Where did that cake come from anyway?
Captain Falcon: I got an idea I'll stupidly run into the woods so an evil tree can get me. (runs into the woods and that happens)
Crazy Hand: He must of read ahead in the script.
Giga Bowser: no one liked him either.
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Status of everyone:
Marth is dead
Ness is dead
Captain Falcon is dead
Jigglypuff is a balloon goddess
Everyone else has a stomach ache from eating too much cake.
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A/N: That was Chapter 2 request 2 more characters to die in chapter 3.