A/N: Here it is, it's the blooper chapter
Disclaimer: I don't own anything
Bloopers
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Scene: Marth is right about to get eaten by the bird
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The bird flies toward Marth.
Marth: Holy @#%&!!!!!!!!!!!
Director: Cut!!!! Stop swearing this fic's only rated PG.
[Take 2]
The Bird flies toward Marth misses, and crashes into the studio wall
Bird: OW!!!!!!
Director: Cut!!!!!!
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Scene: The Cannibals are invading the Smasher's camp
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The Cannibals kill Ness and run over to Kirby
Cannibal: (Translation: O great balloon goddess…)
Kirby: I'm not Jigglypuff! I'm Kirby!
Director: Cut!
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Scene: Captain Falcon is about to run into the jungle and get killed.
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Captain Falcon: I got an idea I'll stupidly run into the woods so an evil tree can get me. (Runs into the woods and that happens)
Crazy Hand: Uhh… What was my line?
Director: Cut!
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Scene: Mario just said, "what if there's a hurricane"
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Falco: Where's bathroom I have too go!!!!
Mario: Your line was "who gives a crap!!! It's not like a hurricane would blow the plane wreckage onto me and kill me!!!"
Falco: It might happen.
Mario: That was my line
Director: Cut!
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Scene: Samus and Peach are about be blown into the cave by the hurricane.
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Weather Guy on TV: tornado warning!
Everyone, including the crew people get blown into the cave.
Director: Cut!!!!
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Scene: The Smashers were reunited after the hurricane.
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Mario: What about Peach?
Zelda: Nana was also killed.
Mario and Fox: That's bad. But at least they're alive. And they have berries for food and the juice for a drink.
Master Hand: We found the plane wreckage.
Zelda: They're both trapped in a cave full of berry plants.
Fox: What about Samus?
Master Hand: We lost Falco.
Director: Cut!
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Scene: The Smashers go to the plane wreckage.
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Disclaimer: look it's our Gamecube! And look it's one of those portable screen things to make our Gamecube portable!
Roy: And there's also our SSBM game!!!
Mario: And my secret stash of stolen stuff!!!!
Bowser: And my fish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Luigi: I don't own those either. King Surfing Pikachu does.)
Giga Bowser: And My Makeup!
Director: And the Bathroom! (Goes to bathroom)
Zelda: Cut!
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Scene: Popo just died
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Roy: I guess he's dead!
Link: uhhh… Roy… I forgot my line.
Director: Cut!
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Scene: The Smashers are reading the note that Kirby and Zelda left behind.
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Dear other Smashers,
We got rescued but we have to guard someone's SSBM game from getting the data erased.
Signed,
Kirby and Zelda
Bowser: What did that note say?
Link: Whoever wrote it had pretty bad handwriting.
Director: Cut!
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Scene: The Smashers are deciding who gets to get off the island
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Bowser: O.K. everyone expect for me pick a number between 1 and 100
Roy: But I wanna play Rock, Paper, Scissors.
Mewtwo: Roy, that wasn't in the script.
Director: Cut!
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Preview: The Evil Island 2
A ship hit's a sharp Rock on the ocean and sinks.
Mario: EVERYONE ABANDON SHIP!!!!!!
The Smashers swim for they're lives.
Ness: Help! I can't swim! (Drowns)
Marth: Let's swim to that island.
Bowser: are you crazy!!! Last time we were at that island only 4 of us made it off. Let's swim to the one next to it.
They must survive on an island much more dangerous than the one before. Starring Bowser, Mewtwo, Pikachu, Pichu, and many more.
The Evil Island 2.
Coming soon to Fanfiction.Net
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