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Knights of a Silver Moon Chapter 9
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Hikawa Shrine morning
(Just about everyone is out front watching Ranma go through a routine that would give a group of Marine drill sergeants heart attacks.) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
"HIIYAA! Kachuu Tenshin Amaguriken!
"Onee-chan is really going hard today."
"Actually Hotaru-chan that's his normal work out," said Yuka, "We should really be joining him or he will start wanting us to spar and I for one do not intend to hear about how weak woman are taunts." Ranma does twenty back flips in a row, then jumps 30 feet in the air starting an air born kata that seems to defy gravity.
"Hotaru-chan what is all the noise this early in the morning?"
"Ami-chan, Ranma is just working out." Ami watches as Ranma continues the acrobatics demonstration. ( Lets see here Ranma is about thirty feet high with a velocity of 35 kilometers per second. Staying airborne for 17 seconds after the start of his downward decent. Newton's Law states that he should have been down after 7.3 seconds. The amount of energy needed to....) "Damn you Ranma Saotome less than a day and you already are driving me crazy. How can you break the laws of physics!" Ami realizes that what she said outloud.
Ranma stops in mid kick. He looks at Ami strangely, sweat dropping along with everybody else. "Geez A-chan don't go Hibiki on me. Cauze I don't think you are strong enough to swing an umbrella."
"Don't go Hibiki on me, good one Ranma, but I don't think those two get it." Hiroshi gasps out between laughs.
"What does Hibiki and an umbrella have to do with my *blushes* outburst?"
"Oh that was an outburst. I thought it was a rant."
"Really than how do you explain breaking all those laws."
"What laws?"
"You know what laws you broke!"
"What do laws have to do with this."
"Everything! How is it that you broke the Laws of Physics."
"Who's Physics." Groans all around.
"You do not know about Physics? How about the names of Newton, Einstein, or Galero?"
"Lets see nope never heard of Physic. Newton, oh I heard about them Fig Newtons. Einstein is the dog from those American movies 'Back to the Future'. Hmmmm, Galero as in the GPS system that I saw advertised. Why are all of you beating your heads against the wall? Ami-chan cracking the wood beams with your head should only be done after several years training."
"YYOOUU AHHGGHH! Never mind just go back to what you were doing." Ami turns and stomps back inside and passes grandpa Hino.
'Hmmm I knew I had seen him before. Genma and He owe this shrine much, for stealing from it and getting my granddaughter hurt.' Grandpa Hino walks out of the shrine proper and moves towards Ranma. He pushes past the Hotaru and the other five people standing by the stairs. "Soatome-san we must dicuss the past and present."
" What did you say Hino-san?"
"I said we must discuss the actions of your father and you, when you were last here at the shrine." Ranma and Hino walk away from the group.
"What did the old man steal this time or did he engage me to your granddaughter?"
"Well the bill is 300,000 Yen for the reconstruction of the fire shrine after your father burned it down and add the interest to make it 500,000 Yen. Lets see to repay me for the damage he caused he sold you to me as labor for the next twenty years."
"You gotta be kidding! Even pop isn't that stupid."
"Here is the contract right here, signed and witnessed." Ranma picks up contract and looks it over. Battle aura flairs.
"Pops is a dead man; no flattened, bruised, evesticated, and fed Akane's food for a week, than dead."
"Hino-san here is the money Ranma owes you for the contract his father signed. I strongly suggest you forget any other promises or contract you made with that..... man. Trying to force a slavery contract on a child is a criminal offense Hino-san." Setsuna walks past grandpa Hino with a grim look and stands in front of Ranma with her arms crossed also giving Ranma a good view of her assets.
Inching back away from Setsuna; Ranma say; "Hey ya. Uuuhhh nice weather we're having?" Setsuna starts to smirk
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Nerima
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The Masters of Anything Goes Martial Arts are in a high level discussion around the Dining Room table and the Nerima Wrecking Crew looks on in awe.
Soun wails and whines about life. "WAAAHHHHH! THE SCHOOLS WILL NEVER BE JOINED SAOTOME! AKANE AND RANMA RAN OFF TO BE MARRIED TO KUNO!"
Genma sloushes at the table grumbling. "Ungrateful boy I let up on his training and he becomes all girlly and weak, running of with that sword swinging idiot." Genma tilts his head up and crys out, "Kami-sama give me a sign for what I did to deserve such a worthless son." Lighting strikes in the backyard and would have answered Genma question but with all attempts to insert reality into the melon called genma's brain it was sadly ignored. Written in delicate Kanji is ' The question is what did Ranma do to deserve you? Also expect your next life to be a spineless weene who shall be put through a hell similar to the one you created for your son. Have a nice life. Kami-sama.'
"For 10,000 Yen I can answer both your questions." Guess who said that.
"Saotome you have the money?"
SPLASH Genma-panda holds up a sign that says 'What would a little cute panda be doing with money?' Everyone in the room sweatdrops and stares at Genma with the expression 'Little and Cute Don't think so.'
"Here child this should cover the floor show." Cologne hands over the money to Nabiki.
"Thanks Grandma. Ok you two the answer is very simple even for your two stunning intellects." Genma and Soun stand up and pose, to the embarrassment of family and disguise of the rest. "Right, Ranma will marry a man as soon as his father will give up food and money for life. As for my little sister and Kuno marrying only if our local Amazons or Kodachi had been in their potions or charms." Four glares met Nabiki's smile and Nabiki says, "From the looks of things I would say no, so maybe Akane like normal got kidnapped by a prince as normal. Ranma and Kuno went to rescue her so in a week or so all three should be back."
Genma and Soun look to each other and nod. Both standup and poses with arms up in victory. Out come a cry, "Genma's and Soun's Operation Secret Wedding 2." Fire and Ocean flare up behind them. Everyone looks at each other including Kasumi and says "Bakas!" Genma and Soun couldn't understand why everyone was groaning.
"Now that the idiots had their moment the reason I called all of you has to do with our defeat yesterday. The threat that we face are called the Sailor Senshi. These girls are the reincarnated leader of a government of oppression that enslaved the entire solar system except the Earth. That's right the entire system at the time they ruled all the planets were habitable to some degree. The prince of Earth was enchanted by the evil ruler Serenity the Devil to love here daughter Serenity the Deceiver. To stop the last of the free planets from falling Queen Beryl of Atlantis and other groups across the system rebelled, The Bitches force were driven from all the planets, but the moon. To punish the people she stripped the planets of their life force killing everyone. She than at the last battle used her powers to send everyone to the future to reestablish the government. Queen Beryl and the force that fought with her were shoved into a pocket dimension to die. So now I ask your aid in killing them before they gain enough power to enslave the world."
Knights of a Silver Moon Chapter 9
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Hikawa Shrine morning
(Just about everyone is out front watching Ranma go through a routine that would give a group of Marine drill sergeants heart attacks.) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
"HIIYAA! Kachuu Tenshin Amaguriken!
"Onee-chan is really going hard today."
"Actually Hotaru-chan that's his normal work out," said Yuka, "We should really be joining him or he will start wanting us to spar and I for one do not intend to hear about how weak woman are taunts." Ranma does twenty back flips in a row, then jumps 30 feet in the air starting an air born kata that seems to defy gravity.
"Hotaru-chan what is all the noise this early in the morning?"
"Ami-chan, Ranma is just working out." Ami watches as Ranma continues the acrobatics demonstration. ( Lets see here Ranma is about thirty feet high with a velocity of 35 kilometers per second. Staying airborne for 17 seconds after the start of his downward decent. Newton's Law states that he should have been down after 7.3 seconds. The amount of energy needed to....) "Damn you Ranma Saotome less than a day and you already are driving me crazy. How can you break the laws of physics!" Ami realizes that what she said outloud.
Ranma stops in mid kick. He looks at Ami strangely, sweat dropping along with everybody else. "Geez A-chan don't go Hibiki on me. Cauze I don't think you are strong enough to swing an umbrella."
"Don't go Hibiki on me, good one Ranma, but I don't think those two get it." Hiroshi gasps out between laughs.
"What does Hibiki and an umbrella have to do with my *blushes* outburst?"
"Oh that was an outburst. I thought it was a rant."
"Really than how do you explain breaking all those laws."
"What laws?"
"You know what laws you broke!"
"What do laws have to do with this."
"Everything! How is it that you broke the Laws of Physics."
"Who's Physics." Groans all around.
"You do not know about Physics? How about the names of Newton, Einstein, or Galero?"
"Lets see nope never heard of Physic. Newton, oh I heard about them Fig Newtons. Einstein is the dog from those American movies 'Back to the Future'. Hmmmm, Galero as in the GPS system that I saw advertised. Why are all of you beating your heads against the wall? Ami-chan cracking the wood beams with your head should only be done after several years training."
"YYOOUU AHHGGHH! Never mind just go back to what you were doing." Ami turns and stomps back inside and passes grandpa Hino.
'Hmmm I knew I had seen him before. Genma and He owe this shrine much, for stealing from it and getting my granddaughter hurt.' Grandpa Hino walks out of the shrine proper and moves towards Ranma. He pushes past the Hotaru and the other five people standing by the stairs. "Soatome-san we must dicuss the past and present."
" What did you say Hino-san?"
"I said we must discuss the actions of your father and you, when you were last here at the shrine." Ranma and Hino walk away from the group.
"What did the old man steal this time or did he engage me to your granddaughter?"
"Well the bill is 300,000 Yen for the reconstruction of the fire shrine after your father burned it down and add the interest to make it 500,000 Yen. Lets see to repay me for the damage he caused he sold you to me as labor for the next twenty years."
"You gotta be kidding! Even pop isn't that stupid."
"Here is the contract right here, signed and witnessed." Ranma picks up contract and looks it over. Battle aura flairs.
"Pops is a dead man; no flattened, bruised, evesticated, and fed Akane's food for a week, than dead."
"Hino-san here is the money Ranma owes you for the contract his father signed. I strongly suggest you forget any other promises or contract you made with that..... man. Trying to force a slavery contract on a child is a criminal offense Hino-san." Setsuna walks past grandpa Hino with a grim look and stands in front of Ranma with her arms crossed also giving Ranma a good view of her assets.
Inching back away from Setsuna; Ranma say; "Hey ya. Uuuhhh nice weather we're having?" Setsuna starts to smirk
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Nerima
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The Masters of Anything Goes Martial Arts are in a high level discussion around the Dining Room table and the Nerima Wrecking Crew looks on in awe.
Soun wails and whines about life. "WAAAHHHHH! THE SCHOOLS WILL NEVER BE JOINED SAOTOME! AKANE AND RANMA RAN OFF TO BE MARRIED TO KUNO!"
Genma sloushes at the table grumbling. "Ungrateful boy I let up on his training and he becomes all girlly and weak, running of with that sword swinging idiot." Genma tilts his head up and crys out, "Kami-sama give me a sign for what I did to deserve such a worthless son." Lighting strikes in the backyard and would have answered Genma question but with all attempts to insert reality into the melon called genma's brain it was sadly ignored. Written in delicate Kanji is ' The question is what did Ranma do to deserve you? Also expect your next life to be a spineless weene who shall be put through a hell similar to the one you created for your son. Have a nice life. Kami-sama.'
"For 10,000 Yen I can answer both your questions." Guess who said that.
"Saotome you have the money?"
SPLASH Genma-panda holds up a sign that says 'What would a little cute panda be doing with money?' Everyone in the room sweatdrops and stares at Genma with the expression 'Little and Cute Don't think so.'
"Here child this should cover the floor show." Cologne hands over the money to Nabiki.
"Thanks Grandma. Ok you two the answer is very simple even for your two stunning intellects." Genma and Soun stand up and pose, to the embarrassment of family and disguise of the rest. "Right, Ranma will marry a man as soon as his father will give up food and money for life. As for my little sister and Kuno marrying only if our local Amazons or Kodachi had been in their potions or charms." Four glares met Nabiki's smile and Nabiki says, "From the looks of things I would say no, so maybe Akane like normal got kidnapped by a prince as normal. Ranma and Kuno went to rescue her so in a week or so all three should be back."
Genma and Soun look to each other and nod. Both standup and poses with arms up in victory. Out come a cry, "Genma's and Soun's Operation Secret Wedding 2." Fire and Ocean flare up behind them. Everyone looks at each other including Kasumi and says "Bakas!" Genma and Soun couldn't understand why everyone was groaning.
"Now that the idiots had their moment the reason I called all of you has to do with our defeat yesterday. The threat that we face are called the Sailor Senshi. These girls are the reincarnated leader of a government of oppression that enslaved the entire solar system except the Earth. That's right the entire system at the time they ruled all the planets were habitable to some degree. The prince of Earth was enchanted by the evil ruler Serenity the Devil to love here daughter Serenity the Deceiver. To stop the last of the free planets from falling Queen Beryl of Atlantis and other groups across the system rebelled, The Bitches force were driven from all the planets, but the moon. To punish the people she stripped the planets of their life force killing everyone. She than at the last battle used her powers to send everyone to the future to reestablish the government. Queen Beryl and the force that fought with her were shoved into a pocket dimension to die. So now I ask your aid in killing them before they gain enough power to enslave the world."