The Stick of Truth. A relic, does who control the stick, controls the universe. Now join the four new kids as they enter the game and fight their greatest enemies.

In the aftermath of the apocalypse, the only ones setting South Park back into somewhat normalcy is a group of teens with super powers. But the members of Coon and Friends are turning up dead. It is up to those left alive to figure out who is doing this, what they want from them. Some have already discovered there are far worse things than death. AU based on Fractured But Whole.

First precuel to "A Hero in Need". The Stick of Truth story from the point of view of my New Kid. Warnings: South Park in General

Set in an alternate universe, what if Chef had learned the Super Adventure Club's true intentions early and returned back to South Park and be with his friends?. How would things play out this time with Chef being alive and well?. And how would things change when Chef is around during the pandemic of the Coronavirus?. Please Read and Review. In loving memory of Isaac Hayes.

Welcome to my ted talk about the most unusual south park fanfic imaginable.

The South Park parents send they’re kids to a summer camp for the summer, everything is great until it isn’t.

Cartman gets into his mom's whiskey, and things get very amusing from there. 'Day 10 of Tropetember 2022'

The wait is finally over! Here is the long awaited S20 rewrite! S20 has been panned by many fans for its inconsistent storyline, poor pacing and many forgotten story elements thanks to a quick rewrite following Donald Trump's victory. Now, it's finally time to do my own take on that season as a full-length special.

Nosferatu, spawn of the night… You're turning pale… Your life is fading as I suck and bite…

south park has to face their angle of death for still be the same old town and stop from changing and no one is safe

Kyle creyo que al fin se había librado de Erin Cartman su abusiva y malvada compañera de clase luego de que esta se mudara de south park al terminar el cuarto año de primaria, sin embargo ella regresa y ambos vuelven a cursar la escuela juntos, esta vez en la preparatoria, pero para su asombro, Erín ahora es una chica totalmente diferente a la gorda gritona que el recordaba...

This one is a rewrite of The Hobbit from S17. I thought the original was pretty disjointed with a pretty cruel ending and jokes got pretty flat later on. This was harder to write than Pajama Day as I had to drastically change certain elements of the plot.

Tweek is horny, Craig is too tired for sex and lets Tweek use an unconventional part of his body. That's it, that's the whole oneshot.

Co-Vid along with uncertainty of the children's safety makes South Park more chaotic and horrifying than ever before.

No child should have to grow up abused and bullied not only by other children, but also his own father. Butters finally had enough. He runs from home, though he had nowhere to go. But he is granted kindness by a kid with a orange hoodie and Messy blonde hair, and he slowly develops and crush on what he believes was an angel that came down from heaven to grant him kindness.

Someone called Kyle an ugly jew in front of Stan. Stan has had enough of people insulting his boyfriend. He gets in a fight and is in trouble with the school but Stan could care less as long as Kyle knows he is beautiful.

Thomas and Laura hire a nanny for Tricia after her nonstop misbehaving.

Stan hates his life. He's torn between the relief that highschool is ending, and the grief that soon everyone will part ways. Prom is the furthest thing from his mind, but when Stan can't seem to execute a passable prom night he finds himself lost in the woods, wishing he could have a do-over. It seems something deemed it their job to give it to him. (Ch. 4/15)

Sequel to A Call to Action. A new threat rises and attacks Best Buy as an act of revenge by the Apple Company. Now the New Kid, Call Girl, and her friends are called in to respond to any attacks by Apple and stop the threat at any cost.

It was a sticky sort of situation she'd continuously find herself in. She blamed it on the adrenaline. At times, it tasted sweet like candy but mostly sour, like acid. The excitement never failed. - She promised it was the last time she, Wendy Testaburger, fell for the antics of the world's first-class narcissist, Eric Cartman. Fanart done by: Min (Minthe Draws, @ minthe draws)

What if Kyle never lived in South Park until his teens? What if Kenny's parents never showed compassion for him as they did during the show? What if Stan was in an abusive relationship? What if Cartman had to live with his extended family? How will these four bizarre boys collide in South Park High School?

This is a lost episode story of the discovery to the episode of how Stan and Wendy's Romantic Relationship get fixed in Season 26. With the episode being Season 26, Episode 1 "Don't Go Breaking My Heart".

Everyone is in their mid-20s. Is life really that good? Or is it all bullshit? A look on the lives of the South Park characters as adults. Inspired by the Blink-182 song "Up All Night". What makes life worth living? Warnings: Mentions of sex, swearing, depression, suicidal ideation, schizophrenia, mental illness, heteronormativity, character death, self-harm, probably more.

Years after the Pandemic ends. Heidi Turner is called back to South Park to reconnect with old friends. But when a new threat arises, she must put her past behind her in order to prevail.

Eight months ago, Craig Tucker and Tweek Tweak were given the greatest Christmas gift of all: each other. The only question now is, can they hang onto it…or does the universe have other plans? Sequel to Wrong Number. You should probably read that first.