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Heero: what the Hell! * others have all ready made an escape to the living room. * Heero: Hn. Baby: what the Hell. What the Hell. Heero: oh Shit. Baby: oh- Heero: QUUUAAAAAAAAATTREEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * Quatre burst into room* Quatre: what! Heero: listen. * baby repeats its new words * Quatre: what have you done! Duo: what the - Quatre: don't say it! The baby! the baby! Duo: oh yeah. *baby repeats words over and over again. * Wufei: What! Why! The baby has a foul mouth! Duo: Cool! Trowa: We're in deep- Quatre: Trowa!!!! Trowa: oh yeah. Wufei: the onnas gonna be back, we're doooomed! Doooooooooooomed I tell ya!! All is lost!Doo- * Trowa smacks Wufei * Trowa: Get a grip. Wufei: thanks Barton I needed that. Baby: WWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! G-boys: O.O! Duo: doomed! Dooooomed!!!!!! Wufei and Duo: All is lost! Heero: Its bleeding! Quatre: NO, its- Trowa: I know! Peeing right? Quatre NO!!!! Its crying. Trowa and Heero: huh? Quatre: Its what they do when they want something. Trowa and Heero: oh Duo: I know exactly what to do!.... Here's a dart gun Heero! Quatre: FOR THE LAST TIME! YOU DON'T SHOOT IT!!!!!!!!! Duo: It works with you when you start crying. Quatre: .. that's beyond the point. Its hungry. Give it some milk. * Heero goes to get the bottle and to warm it up. * Heero: how much. Quatre: 8 ounces. *Heero: uses a dropper to get exact amount.* Duo: This isn't rocket science!!!! Heero: .... Quatre: give me that bottle. *fills up bottle * Baby: heeeheee! * drinks quickly * Wufei: Aaaaaweeee! I mean! Awful weakling! Duo: sure Wufei. Wufei: Injustice! Quatre: don't be ashamed, the baby is cute! Wufei: the word 'cute' isn't in my vocabulary! The word 'cute' is for weak onnas! *Stomps off * Trowa: that was interesting. Quatre: I think you need to take a break, Heero. Duo, Its your turn. Duo: What! Why me! Quatre: we're gonna go in order by our pilot numbers. Duo: Okay! I'll take him to my room! Heero: your room is a biohazard. Duo: You're the biohazard. Heero: Omea O korosu! Quatre: this is no time to fight! Duo, just watch the baby carefully in your room okay? Duo: Okay!
Next chapter! Poor Duo! Review please! The next chapter is funnier!
Thank you people who reviewed!
Heero: what the Hell! * others have all ready made an escape to the living room. * Heero: Hn. Baby: what the Hell. What the Hell. Heero: oh Shit. Baby: oh- Heero: QUUUAAAAAAAAATTREEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * Quatre burst into room* Quatre: what! Heero: listen. * baby repeats its new words * Quatre: what have you done! Duo: what the - Quatre: don't say it! The baby! the baby! Duo: oh yeah. *baby repeats words over and over again. * Wufei: What! Why! The baby has a foul mouth! Duo: Cool! Trowa: We're in deep- Quatre: Trowa!!!! Trowa: oh yeah. Wufei: the onnas gonna be back, we're doooomed! Doooooooooooomed I tell ya!! All is lost!Doo- * Trowa smacks Wufei * Trowa: Get a grip. Wufei: thanks Barton I needed that. Baby: WWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! G-boys: O.O! Duo: doomed! Dooooomed!!!!!! Wufei and Duo: All is lost! Heero: Its bleeding! Quatre: NO, its- Trowa: I know! Peeing right? Quatre NO!!!! Its crying. Trowa and Heero: huh? Quatre: Its what they do when they want something. Trowa and Heero: oh Duo: I know exactly what to do!.... Here's a dart gun Heero! Quatre: FOR THE LAST TIME! YOU DON'T SHOOT IT!!!!!!!!! Duo: It works with you when you start crying. Quatre: .. that's beyond the point. Its hungry. Give it some milk. * Heero goes to get the bottle and to warm it up. * Heero: how much. Quatre: 8 ounces. *Heero: uses a dropper to get exact amount.* Duo: This isn't rocket science!!!! Heero: .... Quatre: give me that bottle. *fills up bottle * Baby: heeeheee! * drinks quickly * Wufei: Aaaaaweeee! I mean! Awful weakling! Duo: sure Wufei. Wufei: Injustice! Quatre: don't be ashamed, the baby is cute! Wufei: the word 'cute' isn't in my vocabulary! The word 'cute' is for weak onnas! *Stomps off * Trowa: that was interesting. Quatre: I think you need to take a break, Heero. Duo, Its your turn. Duo: What! Why me! Quatre: we're gonna go in order by our pilot numbers. Duo: Okay! I'll take him to my room! Heero: your room is a biohazard. Duo: You're the biohazard. Heero: Omea O korosu! Quatre: this is no time to fight! Duo, just watch the baby carefully in your room okay? Duo: Okay!
Next chapter! Poor Duo! Review please! The next chapter is funnier!