Named after the song from Shrek 2, Kenny is trying to form a band. While letting people audition for it, as he's been doing for nearly a year, someone shows up to audition to be a singer. She actually manages to blow him away with her beautiful singing voice.

This time robots have taken over South Park and wait a minute-WHO invented Meme Motchi? Read Ultimate Showdowns Part One and Two or this will make even less sense than it does right now in its current state of depravity. WARNING RATED M FOR MATURE.

Stan is wildly in love with his best friend. Unfortunately, the only person in town who doesn't seem to notice is Kyle himself. The other students at South Park High decide to help (or hinder) in their own ways. Sequel to Best Cup in Town.

Eric Cartman reveals he is the inventor of Litcoin and that he has access to special Meme candy that brings memes and non-existant fancharacters to life. A one-shot RATED M.

Its always fun and games until someone gets hurt. During a camping trip with their parents, the kids decide to play a game. During a scouting exercise mission, Cartman and his party of humans are attacked by wolf like creatures and have to flee to a cabin nearby. Comments and Reviews are always deeply appreciated.

Photographer's always have a certain way of taking photos, most importantly a type genere that would take like a muse to keep them going. For Craig, that muse is in the form of an Asthmatic boy. Also being uploaded on my Wattpad account :D

Todo es una conspiración de la NASA y la CIA, te tienen la cabeza comida, con sus fotos trucadas y sus montajes de la luna. Piénsalo, todo es una mentira para mantenerte dormido, si la tierra fuera de verdad redonda entonces ¿Por qué la llaman planeta? Craig escuchaba todo cuestionándose si reír o llorar. Tweek tomaba tranquilamente de su café.

They've been talking about going on a double date for ages. Finally agreeing to one, New York's hottest couples enjoy a nice dinner and some wine before making their way back to Craig and Tweek's penthouse. It didn't take long before Damien challenged Craig with one simple sentence: "Tucker, I bet your husband wants to kiss me." Set after the ending of "It's a Rich Man's World"

Kenny and Karen have always had a special relationship. Ficlet.

Kyle finds a letter in his locker addressed to him. It's a love letter, and no one knows who it's from. All the main four know is it's from a guy. Will Kyle come out as gay? Will they find out who the letter is from? Why does Kenny listen to K-Pop know? And why is the only one who will listen to Kyle is Cartman? A/n: I first had this on one of my Wattpad accounts.

An unlikely alliance is formed between Clyde and Damien when they realize they share a common goal, to reunite with a lost loved one in heaven. Meanwhile, an unexpected development in Craig and Clyde's relationship has them struggling to deal with their feelings for each other.

Kenny likes that Kyle never pities him.

Cartman takes his own life. Two weeks after his tragic death, a classmate Kyle finds a mysterious box on his porch. Inside the box are recordings made by Cartman in which he explains the 13 reasons why he decided to commit suicide. If Kyle listens to all the recordings, he will find out how he made it on the list. And how the other boys did, too. And girls.

Stan has been dating Wendy on and off all these years. Kyle has always been in love with his best friend but determined to never tell him, hiding from everyone that he's gay. When David convinces Kyle to be together in secret and Stan finds out about them, he starts seeing Kyle in a whole new light. - DavidxKyle, but StanxKyle is the end goal.

C'est pas vrai ? Même s'il ne savait pas, pourquoi son père lui inflige ça ? * Tout l'univers de South Park et ses personnages ne m'appartiennent pas sauf certains OC *

just another creek fic

"Hey everyone! Get your tickets now for Kinkapalooza next month! They're going to be auctioning off playdates for charity, and yours truly is one of the people to be auctioned!" This was it. The opportunity that Eric had waited years for. He was going to get his ticket, all right. And he was going to win that auction. Kyle would finally be his, if only for a night. [M - smut]

Tweek and Craig are about to go to Token and Nichole's Halloween party, but Craig is having concerns about his costume looking silly. Tweek reassures and riles him up with bad sexual innuendos throughout the night, promising to give him a ride when they get home.

The first time Craig knew he was in love with Clyde was when they went to a water park together. Craig was not having a good time. Craig really hated the waterslides, but Clyde was determined to get him to go down one.

Kyle is spending all of his time at home this summer vacation, working on his summer reading list. Kenny is having none of it. (Written for K2 Week 2018)

Cartman and Wendy cover the town in cellophane to protest environmental injustice. But Cartman has a secret motivation...to get rid of all the "outcasts" so he's the most popular outcast. Rated T.

They were going to reach superstardom, or at least that's what Kyle thought. Turns out the managers only thought one of them was destined for greatness, and it sure wasn't him. Out of the spotlight, Kyle just wants his life to have a little rhythm again. Maybe he'll find it at Mick's Bowling Lanes. Or maybe he'll find it with Kenny's help. TW: Past/Implied Drug Use and Addiction

Al llegar a la adolescencia, Eric Cartman se ha hecho consiente de su creciente peso. Para concretar su sueño de bajar unos kilos, Eric cuenta con la ayuda de un misterioso joven.

If my ships watched horror movies, rated T for language.

Tweek just wanted a job outside of his hometown that would allow him to live in the big city of New York. Tweek didn't think he'd be the secretary for one of the biggest brewing companies on the East Coast. Tweek didn't think he'd be the secretary for the CEO of said company. Tweek didn't think he'd be the secretary for one of the richest men in all of Manhattan.