Authors note: I DO NOT OWN THEM OK!!! SQUERESOFT DO!!
Do not sue! Please? It's no use. I don't have the money anyway.
Well Enjoy!
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Chapter 5: She's CRAZY!!
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Zell stared wide-eyed at Ivy.
"You CAN'T be serious! That's just wrong, I'm not helping no way!"
"You gave me your word! You can't back out now, I got it all planned out. Nothing is going to happen, don't sweat." Ivy grinned and stood. Zell just shook his head but stood as well and put on his shoes and walked out of his dorm room after the tall girl.
"You know he's gonna find out it was you. No one ells would even think of to do such a thing. Hey I wouldn't even try to snatch his hat like Selphie does all the time. But your idea... that's suicide. And If he finds out I helped you I'm going to find my head on the bad end of Exeter... and then I'm lucky."
"Don't be such a wuss Zellyboy. It's gonna work out just fine. I told you I had a plan."
"But what are you going to do when he finds out that you did it?" The tall girl slowed her walk a little.
"Humm... I guess I either hide, run, face a horrible death or switch school again. Witch ya think I should pick?" The blond boy just stared at Ivy. He couldn't believe this girl. She was either suicidal, an idiot or just plain crazy. He shook his head once again but continued walking besides Ivy.
"He'll hunt you down and then do the same to you." Ivy let out a laugh.
"I'm not as vain as him. I really couldn't care less." She hurried up her walk a little and so did Zell.
After a few minutes they were standing outside of Irvine's dorm room. Ivy checked her pocket a few times then let out a frustrated sigh. Zell was just nervously looking around in the hallway, but heard the loud sigh.
"What?"
"I forgot my sleep magic. You wouldn't be carrying like three of them would ya?" Zell just shook his head.
"Damn... this will make it a little harder. You know where Irvine keep his?" Zell raised an eyebrow.
"Yeah. He keeps them in his coat pockets like all the other magic." Ivy gave Zell a look that he didn't like at all.
"Oooh NO, I'm not going in there just to get some sleep magic that you're gonna use on HIM later. He's gonna wake up!" Ivy clamped a hand over the small material artist mouth.
"IF you keep on yelling he'll definitely wake up." She hissed in his ear.
"If you just get the magic you can go after that. And I'll even treat you to breakfast tomorrow, kay?" Zell studied her for a while then he slumped his shoulders and mumbled something that sounded like a 'fine'.
"Good, get going now Zellyboy." Ivy grinned and gave Zell a light push towards the door. The said blond tried the handle but the door was locked. He glanced back at Ivy and she gave him a key card. Zell got a questioning look on his face.
"You don't wanna know."
"I thought so..." Zell used the key and the door gave away a soft humm, and then it was opened.
'I can't believe I'm doing THIS! He's gonna kill me like a hundred times over... literary.' Zell walked as quietly as he could, and looked around anxiously as he made his way towards the sharp shooters bedroom.
'I'mgonnadie,I'mgonnadieahorribledeath,I'msooooooodead...' Zell was beginning to sweat. This was even scarier then facing Ultimecia. He peaked inside the bedroom and fell straight onto his face.
"This isn't happening to me!" Ivy was soon inside the bedroom to and switched on the lights. The bed wasn't even touched. She looked down to see a twitching Zell on the floor.
"Where could he be if he isn't here?" Ivy started to stroll around the room and started to look through her brother's drawers.
"Hey! What are you doing!?" Zell was on his feet again and was staring at Ivy.
"That's private!"
"Aww. C'on Zellyboy. I'm just looking for some Sleep magic. And besides he isn't here to find out." Zell gave up and sat down on Irvine's bed and looked on as the auburn haired girl walked around the room violating her brother's privacy.
"AHA!! Found IT!"
Zell almost fell of the bed when Ivy yelled out her findings.
"Now where could Irvy be then?" She sat down on the bed besides Zell and absently put the spells in her pocket.
"Well if he isn't here I would guess that he's at Selphie's room."
"Let's go then! I dunno where her room is so you have to direct me." Zell just shrugged and stood up. There was no use arguing. Ivy stood and walked after the short blond and closed and locked the door behind her.
When they were outside Selphie's room Ivy asked for the key card and quickly opened to door. She and Zell walked without a sound to Selphie's bedroom. Ivy handed Zell one of the spells and pointed at Selphie. Zell just nodded and they both threw the magic at the same time. Ivy grinned and flexed her fingers.
"This is going to be sooo much fun!" Zell backed away towards the door.
"I'm not going to stay here when you do this. I'm out of here. And you owe me breakfast." Ivy waved at Zell and glanced down at the sleeping duo on the bed. She could hear the door close behind her and she grinned again.
"Lets get to work shall we?"
After about 10 minutes Ivy emerged from the room and tucked something into her left pocket, and she was grinning like a maniac. She took out a small peace of paper and looked at the room number. She giggled a little and made her way towards the boy's dorm section again.
"I can't pass up a opertunaty like this."
When it was 4 am Ivy had made her way back to her own dorm. She yawned and streatched a little. She set her alarm on 6 am and stripped then slipped under the cowers.
'This is so much fun... but I'm going to pay for it. But it's deffenatly wourth it.' She yawned again and then was soon asleep.
~~~~6:20 am~~~~
Ivy knocked on Zell's door once again and yawned a little. She could hear someone stumble around on the other side. She smiled when Zell opened the door looking like he had been sleeping standing on his head.
"Hiya! Ready for breakfast?" Zell blinked a few times.
"Ivy... It's really early..." Ivy stepped into Zell's room and sat down on his couch, much like she did a few hours ago.
"Well I know that. But I figured when Irvy and Selph wakes up... they aren't going to be that happy." Zell's eyes went wide.
"You didn't...?" Ivy grinned. That was enough answer for Zell.
"You are so dead."
"I know."
Zell walked into the bathroom and emerged 20 minutes later fully dressed and his hair spiked up.
"Lets go then." Ivy stood and walked out the door.
"So what do you want for breakfast Zellyboy? Make it something good. I have a feeling that I'm not going to spend that much money in the near future." Ivy smiled and Zell just stared at her.
~~~~Mean while in Selphie's room~~~~
Irvine woke and he immediately felt that something was wrong. He looked at the sleeping girl besides him and just stared.
"What the hell happened to your hair?!" Selphie jolted awake at Irvine's outburst and she just stared at him. Irvine's mind soon realized what was wrong. He put a hand to the back of his neck and he looked like he was going to faint.
"Wha... who?" Selphie was having some trouble with forming her words. And then she remembered. Irvin had yelled something about her hair. She stood and walked over to the light switch and turned on the lights. She then walked into the bathroom and after about 10 seconds she started to scream.
Selphie's hair was cut so that it was about 10 inches long all over her head. And to top that of it had been dyed green.
Irvine was still trying to grasp that his ponytail was gone. His long bangs were still present but his neck lacked the long hair that was there yesterday. It was cut like the back of Zell's head. He scrambled out of bed and into the bathroom to stare at his reflection in the mirror. His eyes soon filled with anger and he had a fairly good idea who had done this.
"...Irene..." Irvine slipped on his jeans and grabbed a hold of Exeter and stormed out the door.
"Irvine wait! Don't do anything stupid!" Selphie wasn't happy about her new hairdo but she was more afraid of what Irvine would do to Ivy. She slipped on her dress and boots and hurried after Irvine.
Irvine got some odd looks as he stormed down the hallway. As he was going to turn down to the main hall he bumped into Seifer. If Irvine had been calmer he would probably have laughed at Seifer.
"What are you Staring at you wannabe Cowboy?! And what happened to your hair?"
"Probably something like yours." Seifer twitched slightly and then pointed his Gunblade at Irvine.
"If you know who did this spit it out!" A blue haired Seifer hissed. Selphie came running up to them and skidded to a halt when she saw Seifer.
"OH my god! She did it to you to!?" Seifer turned to the now green haired girl and he raised an eyebrow at her.
"Who is 'She'?"
"Ivy. But why would she do this? I mean... it's not right." Selphie was jumping up and down.
"Ivy? You mean that girl that has no respect at all?" A vein popped up on Seifer's forehead and he gripped the Hyperion tighter.
"That girl is going down." Seifer hissed through clenched teeth.
"She's not there..." Irvin started to walk again and headed for the Cafeteria. Seifer followed and Selphie to, but she was yelling to them to stop and think it over.
Zell was enjoying his breakfast and Ivy was sipping her coffee while glancing at the door. She was a bunch of people walk in and whisper to each other.
"Did you see them? Who could have done that?"
"I dunno. But I think they were heading here..." They stopped at Zell and Ivy's table and stared at Ivy and then at the door. Ivy smiled and waved at them.
A second later the trio stalked into the cafeteria with Irvine in the lead. Ivy dropped her coffee. She hadn't counted on him being so mad that he almost looked like he was on fire. She laughed nervously and waved at them. Zell stopped eating and turned in his chair and nearly squeaked. It was not a pretty sight.
"Hi there Irvine. Nice hairdo. When did you cut it?" She tried to play innocent but it didn't work.
"Oh no you don't..." Irvine glared at Ivy and raised Exeter. Ivy yelped and ducked under the table when Irvine fired.
"Hey! Com on! It was a joke for crying out loud!"
"And it was really funny. Get out of there now and face the consequences!" Seifer waited for Ivy to get out from under the table.
"No way!" Seifer walked up to the table and threw it to the side along with Zell. The small blond yelped and scrambled to his feet and watched as Seifer took a hold of the front of Ivy's shirt and pulled her to her feet. Ivy just smiled and looked at Seifer.
"What's wrong? Don't you like your new hair color? You remind me of a smurf. Gaahh!" She was thrown across the room and she crashed right into a table.
"Ow..." She scrambled to her feet and looked at Seifer and Irvine. She laughed nervously again and scratched the back of her head.
"You know we can talk about this... It's not a big deal..." she trailed of as she noticed Irvine raise Exeter again. She gulped and ducked to the side and then made a mad dash for the doors.
"Maybe this wasn't such a good idea after all!"
It was a pretty funny sight to see when Ivy was chased out of the garden by a barely clad Irvine and a blue haired Seifer, plus a green haired Selphie yelling at them to calm down.
"I'm just glad they didn't suspect me." Zell let out a sigh of relief and started to walk towards the library.
"I wonder if she'll survive those two...?"
FIN!!
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Well that's it!! ^____^
I know it took forever! But I've been really occupied with other stuff.
+ major writer blocks.
I would really appreciate if you guys would leave a small comment or something. But it's your own choice. But if you have read it all you should.
It won't hurt right?
I hope you Enjoyed it anyway!! ^____^
DG-Dark Girl-
Do not sue! Please? It's no use. I don't have the money anyway.
Well Enjoy!
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Chapter 5: She's CRAZY!!
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Zell stared wide-eyed at Ivy.
"You CAN'T be serious! That's just wrong, I'm not helping no way!"
"You gave me your word! You can't back out now, I got it all planned out. Nothing is going to happen, don't sweat." Ivy grinned and stood. Zell just shook his head but stood as well and put on his shoes and walked out of his dorm room after the tall girl.
"You know he's gonna find out it was you. No one ells would even think of to do such a thing. Hey I wouldn't even try to snatch his hat like Selphie does all the time. But your idea... that's suicide. And If he finds out I helped you I'm going to find my head on the bad end of Exeter... and then I'm lucky."
"Don't be such a wuss Zellyboy. It's gonna work out just fine. I told you I had a plan."
"But what are you going to do when he finds out that you did it?" The tall girl slowed her walk a little.
"Humm... I guess I either hide, run, face a horrible death or switch school again. Witch ya think I should pick?" The blond boy just stared at Ivy. He couldn't believe this girl. She was either suicidal, an idiot or just plain crazy. He shook his head once again but continued walking besides Ivy.
"He'll hunt you down and then do the same to you." Ivy let out a laugh.
"I'm not as vain as him. I really couldn't care less." She hurried up her walk a little and so did Zell.
After a few minutes they were standing outside of Irvine's dorm room. Ivy checked her pocket a few times then let out a frustrated sigh. Zell was just nervously looking around in the hallway, but heard the loud sigh.
"What?"
"I forgot my sleep magic. You wouldn't be carrying like three of them would ya?" Zell just shook his head.
"Damn... this will make it a little harder. You know where Irvine keep his?" Zell raised an eyebrow.
"Yeah. He keeps them in his coat pockets like all the other magic." Ivy gave Zell a look that he didn't like at all.
"Oooh NO, I'm not going in there just to get some sleep magic that you're gonna use on HIM later. He's gonna wake up!" Ivy clamped a hand over the small material artist mouth.
"IF you keep on yelling he'll definitely wake up." She hissed in his ear.
"If you just get the magic you can go after that. And I'll even treat you to breakfast tomorrow, kay?" Zell studied her for a while then he slumped his shoulders and mumbled something that sounded like a 'fine'.
"Good, get going now Zellyboy." Ivy grinned and gave Zell a light push towards the door. The said blond tried the handle but the door was locked. He glanced back at Ivy and she gave him a key card. Zell got a questioning look on his face.
"You don't wanna know."
"I thought so..." Zell used the key and the door gave away a soft humm, and then it was opened.
'I can't believe I'm doing THIS! He's gonna kill me like a hundred times over... literary.' Zell walked as quietly as he could, and looked around anxiously as he made his way towards the sharp shooters bedroom.
'I'mgonnadie,I'mgonnadieahorribledeath,I'msooooooodead...' Zell was beginning to sweat. This was even scarier then facing Ultimecia. He peaked inside the bedroom and fell straight onto his face.
"This isn't happening to me!" Ivy was soon inside the bedroom to and switched on the lights. The bed wasn't even touched. She looked down to see a twitching Zell on the floor.
"Where could he be if he isn't here?" Ivy started to stroll around the room and started to look through her brother's drawers.
"Hey! What are you doing!?" Zell was on his feet again and was staring at Ivy.
"That's private!"
"Aww. C'on Zellyboy. I'm just looking for some Sleep magic. And besides he isn't here to find out." Zell gave up and sat down on Irvine's bed and looked on as the auburn haired girl walked around the room violating her brother's privacy.
"AHA!! Found IT!"
Zell almost fell of the bed when Ivy yelled out her findings.
"Now where could Irvy be then?" She sat down on the bed besides Zell and absently put the spells in her pocket.
"Well if he isn't here I would guess that he's at Selphie's room."
"Let's go then! I dunno where her room is so you have to direct me." Zell just shrugged and stood up. There was no use arguing. Ivy stood and walked after the short blond and closed and locked the door behind her.
When they were outside Selphie's room Ivy asked for the key card and quickly opened to door. She and Zell walked without a sound to Selphie's bedroom. Ivy handed Zell one of the spells and pointed at Selphie. Zell just nodded and they both threw the magic at the same time. Ivy grinned and flexed her fingers.
"This is going to be sooo much fun!" Zell backed away towards the door.
"I'm not going to stay here when you do this. I'm out of here. And you owe me breakfast." Ivy waved at Zell and glanced down at the sleeping duo on the bed. She could hear the door close behind her and she grinned again.
"Lets get to work shall we?"
After about 10 minutes Ivy emerged from the room and tucked something into her left pocket, and she was grinning like a maniac. She took out a small peace of paper and looked at the room number. She giggled a little and made her way towards the boy's dorm section again.
"I can't pass up a opertunaty like this."
When it was 4 am Ivy had made her way back to her own dorm. She yawned and streatched a little. She set her alarm on 6 am and stripped then slipped under the cowers.
'This is so much fun... but I'm going to pay for it. But it's deffenatly wourth it.' She yawned again and then was soon asleep.
~~~~6:20 am~~~~
Ivy knocked on Zell's door once again and yawned a little. She could hear someone stumble around on the other side. She smiled when Zell opened the door looking like he had been sleeping standing on his head.
"Hiya! Ready for breakfast?" Zell blinked a few times.
"Ivy... It's really early..." Ivy stepped into Zell's room and sat down on his couch, much like she did a few hours ago.
"Well I know that. But I figured when Irvy and Selph wakes up... they aren't going to be that happy." Zell's eyes went wide.
"You didn't...?" Ivy grinned. That was enough answer for Zell.
"You are so dead."
"I know."
Zell walked into the bathroom and emerged 20 minutes later fully dressed and his hair spiked up.
"Lets go then." Ivy stood and walked out the door.
"So what do you want for breakfast Zellyboy? Make it something good. I have a feeling that I'm not going to spend that much money in the near future." Ivy smiled and Zell just stared at her.
~~~~Mean while in Selphie's room~~~~
Irvine woke and he immediately felt that something was wrong. He looked at the sleeping girl besides him and just stared.
"What the hell happened to your hair?!" Selphie jolted awake at Irvine's outburst and she just stared at him. Irvine's mind soon realized what was wrong. He put a hand to the back of his neck and he looked like he was going to faint.
"Wha... who?" Selphie was having some trouble with forming her words. And then she remembered. Irvin had yelled something about her hair. She stood and walked over to the light switch and turned on the lights. She then walked into the bathroom and after about 10 seconds she started to scream.
Selphie's hair was cut so that it was about 10 inches long all over her head. And to top that of it had been dyed green.
Irvine was still trying to grasp that his ponytail was gone. His long bangs were still present but his neck lacked the long hair that was there yesterday. It was cut like the back of Zell's head. He scrambled out of bed and into the bathroom to stare at his reflection in the mirror. His eyes soon filled with anger and he had a fairly good idea who had done this.
"...Irene..." Irvine slipped on his jeans and grabbed a hold of Exeter and stormed out the door.
"Irvine wait! Don't do anything stupid!" Selphie wasn't happy about her new hairdo but she was more afraid of what Irvine would do to Ivy. She slipped on her dress and boots and hurried after Irvine.
Irvine got some odd looks as he stormed down the hallway. As he was going to turn down to the main hall he bumped into Seifer. If Irvine had been calmer he would probably have laughed at Seifer.
"What are you Staring at you wannabe Cowboy?! And what happened to your hair?"
"Probably something like yours." Seifer twitched slightly and then pointed his Gunblade at Irvine.
"If you know who did this spit it out!" A blue haired Seifer hissed. Selphie came running up to them and skidded to a halt when she saw Seifer.
"OH my god! She did it to you to!?" Seifer turned to the now green haired girl and he raised an eyebrow at her.
"Who is 'She'?"
"Ivy. But why would she do this? I mean... it's not right." Selphie was jumping up and down.
"Ivy? You mean that girl that has no respect at all?" A vein popped up on Seifer's forehead and he gripped the Hyperion tighter.
"That girl is going down." Seifer hissed through clenched teeth.
"She's not there..." Irvin started to walk again and headed for the Cafeteria. Seifer followed and Selphie to, but she was yelling to them to stop and think it over.
Zell was enjoying his breakfast and Ivy was sipping her coffee while glancing at the door. She was a bunch of people walk in and whisper to each other.
"Did you see them? Who could have done that?"
"I dunno. But I think they were heading here..." They stopped at Zell and Ivy's table and stared at Ivy and then at the door. Ivy smiled and waved at them.
A second later the trio stalked into the cafeteria with Irvine in the lead. Ivy dropped her coffee. She hadn't counted on him being so mad that he almost looked like he was on fire. She laughed nervously and waved at them. Zell stopped eating and turned in his chair and nearly squeaked. It was not a pretty sight.
"Hi there Irvine. Nice hairdo. When did you cut it?" She tried to play innocent but it didn't work.
"Oh no you don't..." Irvine glared at Ivy and raised Exeter. Ivy yelped and ducked under the table when Irvine fired.
"Hey! Com on! It was a joke for crying out loud!"
"And it was really funny. Get out of there now and face the consequences!" Seifer waited for Ivy to get out from under the table.
"No way!" Seifer walked up to the table and threw it to the side along with Zell. The small blond yelped and scrambled to his feet and watched as Seifer took a hold of the front of Ivy's shirt and pulled her to her feet. Ivy just smiled and looked at Seifer.
"What's wrong? Don't you like your new hair color? You remind me of a smurf. Gaahh!" She was thrown across the room and she crashed right into a table.
"Ow..." She scrambled to her feet and looked at Seifer and Irvine. She laughed nervously again and scratched the back of her head.
"You know we can talk about this... It's not a big deal..." she trailed of as she noticed Irvine raise Exeter again. She gulped and ducked to the side and then made a mad dash for the doors.
"Maybe this wasn't such a good idea after all!"
It was a pretty funny sight to see when Ivy was chased out of the garden by a barely clad Irvine and a blue haired Seifer, plus a green haired Selphie yelling at them to calm down.
"I'm just glad they didn't suspect me." Zell let out a sigh of relief and started to walk towards the library.
"I wonder if she'll survive those two...?"
FIN!!
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Well that's it!! ^____^
I know it took forever! But I've been really occupied with other stuff.
+ major writer blocks.
I would really appreciate if you guys would leave a small comment or something. But it's your own choice. But if you have read it all you should.
It won't hurt right?
I hope you Enjoyed it anyway!! ^____^
DG-Dark Girl-