In fairy tales, the princess is always rescued from the evil witch by a handsome prince. But with a prostitute for a princess, a fat ass pimp for a witch and a cynical asshole for a prince, will Tweek still get his happy ending? Prostitute!Tweek-Craig.

Drabble. :Tretters:TrentxButters: La mañana de Butters estuvo a punto de ser agria por la llamada de su padre, quien le exige que le diga en donde está y las razones por las que no ha vuelto a su casa. No obstante, cierto ex convicto toma el celular y... Mejor pásenle y lean lo que sucede... Dedicado a: TODOS MIS LECTORES :- T por LENGUAJE ALTISONANTE

This was just a little Crenny drabble I did over yander in the land of tumblr based on one of peppernote's drawings

Stan makes a big mistake when he cheats on Wendy for someone in particular. He decides to do the best he can to win her heart back. WendyxStan Anti-Style. Don't like, don't read. Slight BebexKenny

Kyle and Stan had a falling out and Kyle left South Park. Kyle returns to find himself in a fake engagement with the raven he now hates. Add friends he hasn't seen in years and an angry social worker and you've got one stressful situation. Style

Eric Cartman's town doesn't like strangers. When a Jewish family moves in, they are instantly hated and shunned by everyone. Unfortunately for young Eric, the new kid-who's around his age-considers it his mission to cure the redneck of his ignorant ways. And despite himself, the former feels drawn to his Jewish peer, with disastrous results...

"We have a lot of history together. You can't just throw away everything that happened." "I can," Christophe huffed from beneath the blond. "...And I 'ave." As the door slam's echoes faded, Gregory was left to think in the silence. Christophe/Gregory.

The last time Cartman even looked Kyle's way was during a field trip when they were eight years old. So imagine Kyle's surprise when he meets Cartman while on an assignment for work. Full summary inside. KxC, please read and review. FINALLY UPDATED

It has never been so painful for Kenny to die; not until now. Not until Stan Marsh. Slash; One-shot; Song-fic.

Craig is a sociopath,and Tweek loves coffee. Please Read! :D. It will be interesting in the future.I promise!

He remembers a time when Kenny was just a good partner for projects and more of nothing, just another annoyance who caused too much trouble. He wishes he could take it back, go back to the moment when he started to not mind his presence, when he started enjoying it. He wishes he could go back and stop himself from pulling from his normal, boring life.

Kyle and Cartman love each other, but they can't admit it to another. Kyle can't admit his feelings to anyone and can barely even admit the feelings to himself. Cartman won't admit his feelings to anyone but himself. They both want one thing. For Kyle to suck Cartman's balls.

Smarty smart camp for smarties. Also Toyle.

Tweek Tweak is nearly invisible. The bullies see him, but no one else remembers the "twitchy kid". Until Craig Tucker. They used to be friends, can they start over? Slash.

Kyle's being a bitch and there's a dog leash. Let drunken Stan do the math. M for stupid smut.

ok Kyle can see ghost right-not that ghe wants anyone to know. its a secret. but that dosent stop a ghost from moving in with him and eventualy helping him descover himslef and his feelings for another! XD bad laungage and sexual conet blahblahblah XD enjoy! have fun! R&R if you feel like it, much appreciated. p.s who do YOU think Kyle should end up with? xxxx send me stuff!

ok sadness! abuse and really really short. erm language and dont read this if you are sensive and easly upset- refrences to bad stuff...DO NOT READ. :

Through a regrettable series of events involving a family death, Kenny and Eric wind up with a baby. However, they really can't even take care of themselves. May contain lemon and drug references, etc, etc... full warnings in chapters. Thanks to Sarah for being my muse and my brother for supplying me with caffeine and sugar. I wouldn't be possible without them. Review Please.

Kenny McComick hasn't ever been lucky-lucky in love, lucky in life, the poor boy just doesn't have it. With complications at home, Kenny turns to more extreme methods. For money, for simulated happiness. There's no one left to help him. But he doesn't need help. He can take care of himself, like he has been doing for years and years.

¿Como ve Stan la vida? ¿Cuales son sus sentimientos?. Un pequeño Drabble

Kyle después de mucho meditar se da cuenta de que es homosexual. ¿Podrá aguantarlo su mente?

Clyde poops on the carpet. Co-written with glow vomit. this is honestly the best thing here.

They killed my parents. They destroyed my home. They kidnapped me. They killed him. Christophe DeLorne was all that was left. And very soon he would be shattered beyond repair.

Kenneth siempre tuvo que lidiar con sus muertes, pero, ¿como será lidiar con la muerte de un ser querido? Estos personajes no me pertenecen, si no a sus creadores y su canal respectivo Comedy central

Un pequeño fic de un regalo, Stendy, ojala y les guste es mi primer fic y si hay algo malo no duden DIGANMELO