This is a change of pace, all my poems as of yet have been angsty.
However, this one is…fun…^-^ please r+r!
Ganondorf's Big Day!
Four weeks ago in the middle of a blizzard,
Ganondorf thought something was wrong with his gizzard.
He went to the vet for an ache in his tooth,
And then got lost in the flying booth.
For a replacement doctor he went to the mall,
And found that there was an annual ball.
He went because he had a terrible fear
It would only be going on for a year.
His vet appointment was now very late
He only had 72 hours till 8
So he climbed aboard his broken jar
And patched it up by eating some tar
He flew through the empty air
Managing to hit everything there
Suddenly he saw in the blank space
His beloved LinkSage's face!
LinkSage screamed an unmanly scream
And summoned his Quidditch team
Which is kind of strange, this ain't Harry Potter
But none of this poem has gone like it otter
Potter and Wood ate some sand
Then pulled out their trusty rubber bands
Orange and pick and yellow and blue
Not to mention apricot too
They started to fling rubber bands at Ganondorf
And beat him to death with a plastic fork
LinkSage cheered and leaped for joy
Then went off to play with his broomstick toy
Eevee and Sarah showed up with McCaw
And Eevee started to sing Pshaw
Dekustar showed up with a heavy tome
And beat to death this evil bad poem
Randomness at it's best…please R+R!
Ganondorf's Big Day!
Four weeks ago in the middle of a blizzard,
Ganondorf thought something was wrong with his gizzard.
He went to the vet for an ache in his tooth,
And then got lost in the flying booth.
For a replacement doctor he went to the mall,
And found that there was an annual ball.
He went because he had a terrible fear
It would only be going on for a year.
His vet appointment was now very late
He only had 72 hours till 8
So he climbed aboard his broken jar
And patched it up by eating some tar
He flew through the empty air
Managing to hit everything there
Suddenly he saw in the blank space
His beloved LinkSage's face!
LinkSage screamed an unmanly scream
And summoned his Quidditch team
Which is kind of strange, this ain't Harry Potter
But none of this poem has gone like it otter
Potter and Wood ate some sand
Then pulled out their trusty rubber bands
Orange and pick and yellow and blue
Not to mention apricot too
They started to fling rubber bands at Ganondorf
And beat him to death with a plastic fork
LinkSage cheered and leaped for joy
Then went off to play with his broomstick toy
Eevee and Sarah showed up with McCaw
And Eevee started to sing Pshaw
Dekustar showed up with a heavy tome
And beat to death this evil bad poem
Randomness at it's best…please R+R!