Fondue: Live from a small yacht in the Atlantic… it's Bob The Penguin Show!
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I have a penguin! Penguin! Penguin!
His name is Bob! Bob! Bob!
He's part of an angry mob! Mob! Mob!
He is weird! Weird! Weird!
Just like me! Me! Me!
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Sakura: Hey, all people out there on ff.net! Well, now it's time for the much anticipated-
Kai: *Cracks up*
Sakura: KAI! *Smacks Kai over the head with the microphone* You're scaring the readers away!
Kai: Sorry.
Sakura: Anyways. Now it's time for the much-anticipated first episode of Bob The Penguin Show! Our first guest-
Kai: *Air quotes at the word guest*
Sakura: *Ignores her* is none other than Merton J. Dingle!
Fondue and NEO: *Drag Merton out*
Merton: Why am I on a boat in the middle of God-Knows Where? Who are you freaks?
Kai: I'm Kai, that's Sakura *Points to Sakura*, my insufficient co-host *Gets whacked by Sakura's Microphone of Doom* OW!
Sakura: You're here, Merton J. Dingle, because the authoresses want you to answer random questions asked by the reviewers.
Merton: Um…okay…
Kai: Our first three questions come from Star Child. Question #1: how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Merton: If a wood-chuck *Could* chuck wood, does it really matter *How* much it could chuck?
Sakura: He's got a point there.
Kai: He's also got a dull. *Cheesy drum roll music plays*
Sakura: *Smacks Kai with the Microphone of Doom*
Kai: *Rubs head* Ow… um, anyways. Question #2: what does J stand for in Merton's name???
Merton: If I'm going to be the one you address theses questions to, use second person. But the J stands for Jay.
Kai and Sakura: -__-;;; It figures.
Kai: And Star Child's third question: when is Merton going to ask out a girl who isn't trying to kill him??? (Like Lori?)
Merton: Isn't that technically 4 questions?
Kai: Umm… I guess it is…
Sakura: Who *cares*? Just answer the questions!
Merton: Those are questions that you should be asking the writers, Star Child, and not me. Besides, if I asked Lori out, she *would* try to kill me.
Sakura: You got a point there. *Smacks Kai over the head with Microphone of Doom*
Kai: OW! What was that for?
Sakura: *Smacks Kai again*
Kai: OW! What was *that* one for?
Sakura: For not knowing what the last one was for.
Kai: And what was the last one for?
Sakura: So you wouldn't make another cheesy pun.
Kai: -__-;;; It figures.
Sakura: Well, our next three questions come from Tracy! Question #1: Do you like llamas?
Merton: Llamas were used as a sacrifice by the ancient Mayans-
Sakura: *Smacks Merton with the Microphone of Doom* Just answer the damn question.
Merton: My, my, my! Has someone had their caffeine today?
Sakura: *Evil glare*
Merton: Eep! Um, sure, llamas are cool.
Kai: *Who's been humming the theme to CSI all this time* All righty, then! Question #2: How do you like your eggs?
Merton: Scrambled, with a light hint of Tabasco sauce…
Kai: That's nice. *Whacks Sakura with *her* microphone*
Sakura: OW! What was that for?
Kai: Revenge.
*They have a Microphones of Doom fight*
Merton: *Observing* Don't get mad, get even…
Kai and Sakura: *Resume the interrogating of Merton, as if nothing had happened*
Kai: Allrighty then. And, question #3: Would you like to go to Pixieland, where pigs fly?
Merton: If I can go there for FREE, yeah.
Kai: TAKE ME TOO!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *Runs around, and ends up running off the yacht*
Sakura: Okie-Dokie. The last question of the episode comes from the great, the almighty, sweet, beautiful,
Merton: Egotistic? *Is rewarded by a smack with Sakura's Microphone of Doom*
Sakura: Anyways…. Our last question comes from.. Me! What do you think about all the slash being written about you?
Merton: Oh, the mental scarring! Oh, the therapy bills!
Sakura: Why am I not surprised?
Kai: Help…me…
Sakura: *Throws rope over the side of the boat for Kai* Sorry, Merton, but we have to say bye-bye now. *Shoves Merton over the side of the yacht*
Kai: *Now back on-board* Well, that's it for our rather sucky debut! Review and it'll get better…
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Yeah… it was kinda sucky… But, well, review and it'll get better. Oh, and on a historical note, I made up the whole-Mayan-llama thing. (It sounded like something Merton would say…) Can't think of anything else to tell you, so I'll leave you with this: REVIEW!!!!!!
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I have a penguin! Penguin! Penguin!
His name is Bob! Bob! Bob!
He's part of an angry mob! Mob! Mob!
He is weird! Weird! Weird!
Just like me! Me! Me!
**********************************
Sakura: Hey, all people out there on ff.net! Well, now it's time for the much anticipated-
Kai: *Cracks up*
Sakura: KAI! *Smacks Kai over the head with the microphone* You're scaring the readers away!
Kai: Sorry.
Sakura: Anyways. Now it's time for the much-anticipated first episode of Bob The Penguin Show! Our first guest-
Kai: *Air quotes at the word guest*
Sakura: *Ignores her* is none other than Merton J. Dingle!
Fondue and NEO: *Drag Merton out*
Merton: Why am I on a boat in the middle of God-Knows Where? Who are you freaks?
Kai: I'm Kai, that's Sakura *Points to Sakura*, my insufficient co-host *Gets whacked by Sakura's Microphone of Doom* OW!
Sakura: You're here, Merton J. Dingle, because the authoresses want you to answer random questions asked by the reviewers.
Merton: Um…okay…
Kai: Our first three questions come from Star Child. Question #1: how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Merton: If a wood-chuck *Could* chuck wood, does it really matter *How* much it could chuck?
Sakura: He's got a point there.
Kai: He's also got a dull. *Cheesy drum roll music plays*
Sakura: *Smacks Kai with the Microphone of Doom*
Kai: *Rubs head* Ow… um, anyways. Question #2: what does J stand for in Merton's name???
Merton: If I'm going to be the one you address theses questions to, use second person. But the J stands for Jay.
Kai and Sakura: -__-;;; It figures.
Kai: And Star Child's third question: when is Merton going to ask out a girl who isn't trying to kill him??? (Like Lori?)
Merton: Isn't that technically 4 questions?
Kai: Umm… I guess it is…
Sakura: Who *cares*? Just answer the questions!
Merton: Those are questions that you should be asking the writers, Star Child, and not me. Besides, if I asked Lori out, she *would* try to kill me.
Sakura: You got a point there. *Smacks Kai over the head with Microphone of Doom*
Kai: OW! What was that for?
Sakura: *Smacks Kai again*
Kai: OW! What was *that* one for?
Sakura: For not knowing what the last one was for.
Kai: And what was the last one for?
Sakura: So you wouldn't make another cheesy pun.
Kai: -__-;;; It figures.
Sakura: Well, our next three questions come from Tracy! Question #1: Do you like llamas?
Merton: Llamas were used as a sacrifice by the ancient Mayans-
Sakura: *Smacks Merton with the Microphone of Doom* Just answer the damn question.
Merton: My, my, my! Has someone had their caffeine today?
Sakura: *Evil glare*
Merton: Eep! Um, sure, llamas are cool.
Kai: *Who's been humming the theme to CSI all this time* All righty, then! Question #2: How do you like your eggs?
Merton: Scrambled, with a light hint of Tabasco sauce…
Kai: That's nice. *Whacks Sakura with *her* microphone*
Sakura: OW! What was that for?
Kai: Revenge.
*They have a Microphones of Doom fight*
Merton: *Observing* Don't get mad, get even…
Kai and Sakura: *Resume the interrogating of Merton, as if nothing had happened*
Kai: Allrighty then. And, question #3: Would you like to go to Pixieland, where pigs fly?
Merton: If I can go there for FREE, yeah.
Kai: TAKE ME TOO!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *Runs around, and ends up running off the yacht*
Sakura: Okie-Dokie. The last question of the episode comes from the great, the almighty, sweet, beautiful,
Merton: Egotistic? *Is rewarded by a smack with Sakura's Microphone of Doom*
Sakura: Anyways…. Our last question comes from.. Me! What do you think about all the slash being written about you?
Merton: Oh, the mental scarring! Oh, the therapy bills!
Sakura: Why am I not surprised?
Kai: Help…me…
Sakura: *Throws rope over the side of the boat for Kai* Sorry, Merton, but we have to say bye-bye now. *Shoves Merton over the side of the yacht*
Kai: *Now back on-board* Well, that's it for our rather sucky debut! Review and it'll get better…
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Yeah… it was kinda sucky… But, well, review and it'll get better. Oh, and on a historical note, I made up the whole-Mayan-llama thing. (It sounded like something Merton would say…) Can't think of anything else to tell you, so I'll leave you with this: REVIEW!!!!!!