Chapter 1: Just a Little Plan.Honest.

Natsu-chan: enjoy!! R+R PLZ!!!

It was just a normal day in zaibach. The streets were full off people trying to get to work, merchants trying to sell there merchandise, the usual but not in the Dragonslayers dorms, oh no. Gatti lay under his quilt, thinking up one of his hair brained schemes to get off work when the idea hit him. Magel strolled over to Gatti's bed and silently reached to rip the sheets from him. swoosh "Ahhh!!" Gatti Squealed as Magel stood and stared at him. "what the hell are you doing???"

"If you don't get up now Dilandau-sama is gonna catch you in your PJs!" He replied going of to straighten his own uniform. He loved scaring Gatti. He was sooo easily scared.

"For your information I was making another fool proof plan to get us out of duties today!!"

"Oh not another one! When are you gonna learn??" Magel turned round to face him.

"Whats that supposed to mean??" Gatti jumped out of bed looking angry. He was also easily insulted.

"Don't you remember the last plan you had??"

"No." Gatti replied, turning read slightly.

"Well, lemme refresh your memory!!" Yelled Magel, shaking his fist. "You suggested to Dilandau-samma that we take the day off and go down the pub!!! We all got extra duties for 4 months!!! 4 MONTHS!!!"

Gatti opened his mouth to argue, but Chesta ran in looking scared.

"Gatti what are you doing? Dilandau-samma is coming!!" He bluted out "Quick, hide!!"

Gatti dived underneath his unmade bed as Magel and Chesta lined up across the wall by there door. * Dilandau-samma walked up the steps to the dragonslayers dorm as silently as he could. 'Its too quiet up there,' He thought, ' Gatti's cooked up another one off his plans again I bet,' He reached his hand out to turn the door handle. 'Now how should punish them this time....





Natsu-chan: That's all for today folks! Its like half 12 midnight and I

My sleep!!

Clef: you need a good physiatrist too.

Natsu-chan: why thank you clef! ::glomps clef round neck::

Clef: Help..me...

Natsu-chan: Now clef, why don't u tell these fine people wot they've

got to do??? Then maybe id let go ^_~

Clef: Hope..you enjoyed the..show..please.:::cough:::. R+R..now lemme go!!

Natsu-chan: I said maybe sucker!!!

Clef: ::wheeze::: :::cough:::..cant..breathe.