They lived like kings in several abandoned homes, in hotels, underground in disused pipes.

RATED 15! CONTAINS: SWEARING, SOME STRONG. Kenny is fed up being poor and killed all the time, so he tries to get answers from God...who doesn't seem to be answering him...is this a gift or a curse? Then...God finally does!

Cartman has made Kyle a delicious, um, turkey sandwich, but because of some gay thing called 'Passover', Kyle won't eat it. God, Jews are lame.

Just a little lemon about Kyle and Cartman getting ready for a trip.....I was bored

Why can't they get over themselves for two minutes? Why don't they just ignore us like our parents do? Why do they make it so hard to be like me? Fluffy slash ahead! Surprise pairing!

Kyle has always loved Cartman. He goes to The scientist Dr. Alphonse Mephisto to remove his feelings for him..But then it backfires. KyleXCartman .. Please review :

When the old ball-and-chain's fastened around your neck. Or at least you think it is. Craig's POV. Mature means sex.

Kyle is stuck inbetween a rock and a hard place. He's in love with Bebe, who happens to be taken by Kenny, who is the hottest guy in South Park. Hopefully the cards will fall in his favor. KyleBebe, some other pairings... :

Challenge fic. Kyle and Stan find themselves transported to a future torn apart by war. Time is fast running out for South Park, but can a handful of Resistance fighters really make a difference? Complete!

Some puzzles don't want to be put together.

Anything to make him happy.

Wendy needs a friend.

Due to Cartman's asshole behaviour he gets expelled, which he thinks is a good thing, but is it?

I live to let you shine. Style.

Craig has an epiphany. CREEK! YOU KNOW YOU WANT. D:

Stan disappears, Kyle worries.

Slash, Kyle/Cartman. Cartman has gone through a rough time and is finally ready to be himself again. Kyle wonders what's been wrong with him for the past year.

“We do not have a song, and we never will have a song!” Kyle shouted. “The only line in this song that has anything to do with us is ‘you’re Jewish.’ Maybe if the song were called ‘I’m a racist sadistic fatboy and you’re Jewish and hate me’ I'd agree!"

A deep look into the mind of Eric Cartman. No expected updates until August, but please read anyway - I promise that it isn't a cliffhanger. Rated Teen because it's South Park, after all.

While working on a school project with Kyle, Cartman finds himself falling for Ike. Some people accept their relationship...others don't. Rated T for language.

Butters is diagnosed with a multiple personality disorder, and when he finally comes to terms with it no one can help him except his girlfriend Marjorine...only he doesn't realize the girl he fell in love with is himself.

Songfic to Hilary Duff's "Underneath This Smile". It's about Wendy when she first fell in love with Stan, but Stan doesn't love her back yet.

Songfic "Forgiven" by Within Temptation. About Stan and Kyle. NOT SLASH!

Cellphone companies suck.

The next thing I knew, Butters had flung himself on me, gripping me tight in a warm hug.“It’s not fine!” He screamed, 'it’s not fine at all! You deserve more than that, Kenny'" Fluffy Bunny.