Summary: A somewhat twisted version of Romeo and Juliet, South Park style!

It's Spring Break in South Park, and Cartman is intent on making himself the Anti-Christ before the weekend. Unfortunately, his plan goes awry when the Vatican kidnaps what he has rightfully stolen! Can the guys save Damien from being exorcised?

Kyle wakes up in a weird universe. Pokemon/South Park crossover. More on the summery inside. You don't want to miss it. Rated for strong violence and strong language Also has a lot of depressing material. This whole sentence will change with reviews

Kyle has a dream about Stan. STYLE oneshot

Always the winner, that’s what you are... or so you think. Oneshot. One-sided Bunny.

Kenny has something to show to Kyle and no, not that. KylexKenny Slash

One shots of MANY different parings.Style KyCart Cutters Bunny Dip Creek Stendy Cardy Kike Bendy Randon SharonxRandy GarrisonxMr.Hat Um some crack parings too! more!

Something strange is happening in South Park. Kids are disappearing only to return with no emotions and a strange need to build a monument to the so-called Great Ones. When Kyle falls victim to this force, Stan will do anything to bring him back. Style.

sex, drogas, dos almas solitarias, vidas destrosadas y tal vez en el fondo una leccion para la humanidad entren y lean si son tan amables dejen comentarios por favor

Cartman expresses his feelings after Kyle turns him down. One-sided Kyle/Cartman.

A Damien/Pip stor-ay! Whoo! Since its a oneshot I really don't know how to summerize. So just read it yourself. P.S. This is a slash fic. So DON'T come around to just put some angry review just because your life sucks. Thank you that it ALL!

It happened every Monday, out on the playground... Who would it be today? Very, very short little oneshot.

Slowly, he moved forward, until he could reach out and touch the gravestone. His shaking fingers traced over the name... Very, very short oneshot.

The re-appearance of a certain "friend" ends up triggering a detrimental change in Clyde and Craig's routine lifestyle. Slash.

Cartman discovers his feelings for Kyle the same time Stan does. Can the confused redhead chose between friends? KylexCartman slight one-sided KylexStan

Drabbles of Cartman and Kyle. Slash!

what happens when kenny gets revenge on cartman for calling him poor please read to find out

-Previously "An Assortment: The Way I Am"- A collection of 50 oneshots, most less than 500 words, with random prompts from song titles and the author's incredibly screwed mind. Contains Het, Gen and Slash. Suggestions are welcomed!

Eine Geschichte über das tägliche Leben einiger sehr verwirrter Viertklässler in einer Kleinstadt in Colorado. Möglicherweise Slash in späteren Kapiteln

Cartman has always "liked" Kyle...did he possibly like him TOO much? What happens when his sexual urges get out of order? Non Slash, rated for disturbing scenes/swearing/sexuality.

kenny wins the lottery

kennys mom wins the lottery and cartmen tries to get kenny to buy him concert tickets but he buys them for stan and kyle

Cartman finally finds real live friends that actually listen to him. but unfortunatlly, those friends are felines.

the boys get interested in smokin weed but stan tries to stop them before they end up in rehab

Kyle finds out something about himself that could ruin his relationship with Stan. Can Klye comes to grips and will Stan hate him for it.