Cartman has gone to for and all of south park wants payback

It's five years to the day of the defeat of Prof. Chaos by four great ninjas. Unfortunatly, some times evil, cannot be denied.

Is dead! Read my reworking of this story, Outcasting English.

It seems everyone is having love trouble in the little mountain town, and Kenny is the one that can piece them all together. However, Kenny has problems of his own. [Kyle x Stan] [Butters x Tweek] [Kenny x Pip] [Cartman x Wendy] [Kenny x Damien]

An onslaught of new students joining the fourth grade could drive Mr.Garrison insane, that is if these strange students don't annihilate South Park first. How will Stan, Kyle and Cartman deal with these new students and fiction that comes to get them?

Cartman is in a predicament. Does he brag about getting a little somethin' somethin', or conceal it because she's a dirty hippie? And why isn't his cocaine ring turning a profit? Most importantly, who keeps shrinking his pants? xover, crack, CartmanWendy

Sometimes it wasn't that good, but it was never all that bad. Oneshot. CraigThomas.

When Cartman was faking Tourette's, he let a few things slip that no one was ever supposed to hear.... [[based on the latest episode, Le Petit Tourette.]] angst, implied slash kindof. a oneshot drabbletype thing.

All his little quirks give me butterflies, and whenever I see him I get so nervous, but so happy. If coffee makes him giddy, then that makes me coffee. Wait.. [KennyTweek Kenny's POV]

The title should be pretty selfexplanatory. Prologue up now. R&R

Love is the greatest sacrifice of them all. PipDamien slash Chapter 5 up

You don't have to be sober to mean something. [KyleKenny] [Oneshot]

A new dailyupdate fic from Phoenix II. A monthlong series of oneshots about Stan and Kyle, prompted by the Word of the Day of MerriamWebster.

An epic tale of friendship, bravery and sacrifice is told by Stan Marsh and Butters Stotch as they attempt to survive an invasion of the US mainland. A StanButters friendship fic.

What if you can't be corrected? What if you're just...wrong? [ButtersBradley, oneshot]

Tweek hates coffee. It's almost like the house is soaked with it. He can smell it in every room, every crack and crevice like some kind of pervading entity. [creek][present tense]

Four rolls of film, a brother's snide remarks, and eight glances at the watch later...A prom story. Style mostly, though there are other couples. T for language. StanKyle WendyBebe KennyFreshmen Cartman

the whole title is The Fall, the Rise, and Fall of Kyle Broflowski, as Told by Eric Cartman, but it didn't fit. A KylexCartman Cartman is in character. What if Kyle wasn't cheered by Mel's insanity? What if the only one who understands is Eric T. Cartman?

Song Fic to Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off by Panic! At the Disco. Wendy cheats on Stan with Cartman. This is Stan's small angry rant.

Songfic to So Yesterday by Hillary Duff Style StanKyle breakup after Stan goes goth again when he thinks he’s depressed.

Kyle has something to tell his dad Gerald just hopes to god he doesn't make the same mistake he did. RandyxGerald KylexStan slash

What happens when you finally see what’s been in front of you all along? What happens when you wake up and are not sure if you want to go back to sleep? Style.

I can't get laid, and I can't get a break. All I can get is nail polish remover all over my pants. I'm starting to think that 'naiveté' isn't the right word. Stan's POV. StanButters. Oneshot.

Cartman isn't the type to say sorry. WendyxCartman.

Everyone has fantasies, most just never get acted upon. Style