A continuation of Our Feature Presentation will now start:
It's the long awaited and hotly controversial Last Imagination X (part 2)
(Patent still Pending)
The 2nd part of our story is pretty much exactly like the first but...
Bigger, Badder and MUCH Sexier!
Written By: Busty McHooters.
When we last joined our fascinating and stupidly named characters they were aboard
the small boat S.S. Wine-o.
Captain: Pass me that bottle of gin!
Anyway, our characters are now having a very intellectual conversation about their tactics
for their battle against She-man.
Titty: I fancy Tutu! Okay Wakker- Truth or Dare?
Okay. Well maybe the girls are doing something more intelligent.
Tutu: Do my boobs look big in this?
Never mind. Anyway it's now bed-time and our Heroes must go beddy byes.
Mauron: Get some rest- we have a long journery ahead of us.
Titty: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (snore)
Meanwhile we journey into the wierd and wonderful world of Titty's Dreams.
Luna: Come with me Titty!
Fuckuu: No! You must come with me!
Titty: Oh yeah. I'll cum with BOTH of you.
Luna: Oh My! Titty that's a very big wand you have there.
Fuckuu: I'm cumming right now!!
Then Titty is woken up suddenly when the boat is shook by some unknown source.
Wakker: Oh Sir Mauron give it to me!!
Titty: Wakker we're being attacked wake up!
Wakker: ughh. Sorry I was having a dream about...... Zarkball. That's right Zarkball.
They both run outside and see that She-man is attacking yet again.
Shania: Man, I feel like a woman!
She-man shoots her.
Wakker: Oh my God. It killed Shania Twain!
Tutu: You BASTARD!
Titty: God this guy seems to be following me- you'd swear he was my DAD!
Mauron: Anyway, that's not likely....yet.
Tutu: Let's fight She-man, even though we obviously can't beat it. It shud be fun!
Titty: Tutu, you shud probably leave your little teddy behind.
Tutu: This is my weapon of incredible power! Well actually it's shit, I mostly just use my
magic, but isn't it the cutest little thing-awww!
Larry:.....
Luna: Aww. Larry that's sooo sweet.
Mauron: Let's FIGHT!
Titty: What! It's huge no way am I going near that freaky transvestite thing!
Mauron: But you must this is your story!
Titty: Fine! Aww.. sorry my weapon doesn't reach it. I'm sssssooooo sorry.
I'll just go back to my little comfy bed.
Wakker, Tutu, and Larry start attacking She-man.
Boss Battle: She-Man's Tit. HP: 10,000
MP: 50
Items: Over Sized Novelty Bra! (Tutu's shield)
Larry:........
Wakker: Yes! You're right! You can't reach.
Mauron: I'll fight instead. Ow. Oh Shit- I'm stuck.
I can't get my arm out. Ouchies!! Sorry.
Luna: I can help!! I'll heal you!
Tutu: We haven't even been hit yet.
Luna: You must be poisoned! Esuna!
Tutu: Well that was useless.
Luna: But I'm helping.
Wakker: Yes you are! Could you scratch my back?
Luna: eh. okay.
Wakker: bit lower. There we go.
Wakker and Tutu fight She-man, while Luna scratches any uncomfortable and
hard-to-reach areas. She-man then swims off without even being injured.
Before he goes though he manages to knock against the side of the boat very dangerously.
Titty: IT'S PURE EVIL!!
Tutu falls down and lands on the ground of the boat. She seems slightly hurt but is still okay.
Also her dress seems to slip slightly and reveals more than anyone expected. She looks dazed
and confused and doesn't attempt to fix her dress. Titty takes full advantage of this and goes to
help her get up. And.... oh yeah Luna fell off the side of the boat.
Titty: Are you okay? Let me help you?
Luna: Can someone please help me? There are sharks down here!
Titty: That evil thing didn't hurt you did it Tutu?
Luna: Ow! They're biting me.
Titty: I'll get him one of these days.
Luna: It really hurts!
Mauron and Wakker don't seem to notice the exposed booty and are both trying to save Luna.
Mauron: Someone go grap Titty!
Titty: Okay. (he reaches for Tutu's...)
Mauron: That's enough Titty!
Titty: There's never enough titty.
Wakker: God! How many breast jokes can you make from your name?
Titty: I'm not sure we'll have to wait and see ;)
Larry has managed to save Luna by now and she is sitting on the ship's deck looking wet.
Luna: Well, let's look at the bright side- I was mauled horribly and She-man is destroying
Stripper-land but at least I learned PRAY.
Titty: Yes that's.... did you say Stripper-land?
Tutu: Yes it's the island filled with attractive strippers and lesbian-fun-partys.
Titty: Ah CRAP!
FMV:
We see She-man swimming past the small village and a few seconds of the children
being killed and the rest of the 20 mins is taken up with pictures of the stripper bars
being SLOWLY destroyed. We then go back to the boat and see Tidus crying his
poor little eyes out. Larry is also shedding a tear or two. Mauron and Wakker don't
seem to care.
Tutu: Well we've arrived at Stripper-land!
Welcoming Party: Actaully since the attack we've changed the name to, Snore-lika.
It's the most boring place around! WELCOME!
Mauron: Yes. Thank you. We will sleep at the Inn that miraculously WASN'T destroyed
like the rest of town. Then after a good night's rest, Luna will preform the Bending.
Titty looks over to Tutu.
Tutu: I'm going to presume that you want to know about the Bending and that you aren't
transfixed by my heaving bosom. Luna has two other duties apart from defeating
She-man. She must bend the dead and force them to go to the Nearplane. She
must also straighten the bent and force them to live a life free of homosexualtiy.
Titty: The Nearplane?
Tutu: You're just full of stupid questions aren't you? Well, it's like the Farplane,
but much closer and half the price.
Titty: Oh okay. By the way, did you ever think the gay people are just like us and
have the same desires as us but just want different things?
Tutu's eyes start glowing red.
Man: WE GOT A BLEEDER!!!
After Titty has been cared for at the hospital he comes back to see Luna start her Bending.
FMV:
Luna walks out onto the sea and magically floats on the water she starts her dance to send
the dead on their way. It's a beautiful and touching sequence and looks amazing and she even....
Luna: Ah Fuck! I dropped my wand. Can someone get it? It dropped to the bottom and I can't
get down from here. Stupid shite non-floating piece of shit!
Take 2:
Luna succesfully preforms her Bending and the souls are sent on their way.
Tutu: Well done Luna. That was great. Next time no fuck-ups okay?
Our Heroes then head off on the bendy and pointless path to the temple. They figure out some
more boring puzzles and Luna gets slagged by one of the other summoners. There's also a boss
battle- nothing important.
They all start on their way back to town but get in a battle with a big plant.
Tutu: Luna- why don't you try out your gay-ons?
Luna: Okay. Spunky GO!!
The flying monkey jumps out of her ass again but the plant defeats it as it drools on its feet.
Luna: I'll try my new fire-type! Go Dipshit.
An gigantic ball of flame fires out of her ass and then turns into a wierd fire-dog.
Luna: Even though you're my slave and you always do my bidding; Please Help Us.
They defeat the creature and go back to town. They all go swimming but Luna can't stop
herself form floating on the surface.
Luna: Stupid Crap! I mean Kevin bless us all and my holy powers.
Titty: Hahahaha! You can't swim, you can't swim.
Bubbles start coming up from the water.
Titty: whoops. Sorry- didn't mean to. That was a stinker.
Later in the day they board the boat again and head off on the long boat journey to Fooka.
Along the way LOADS of boring shit happens.
Titty: Oh. There's a zarkball. Maybe I'll go have a flashback and try to learn a move that I can
obviously do already just for the crack of it.
Titty bounces up and down kicking zarkballs all over the place.
Luna: It's such a lovely night. Kevin be praised.
One of the zarkballs hits her on the back of the head and she goes flying overboard again.
Luna: I'm okay. This time I'm floating. Hello? You guys?
Luna is caught by a fishing ship and sold for slave labour to the Germans for 5gil.
Fuckuu: Endlich. Ich hab' eine neue Sklavin, mit der ich spielen kann.
Luna: Kevin be praised. You've saved me!
Fuckuu: Yes we have. Now bend over!
The S.S. Wine-o finally arrives at Fooka and after the opeing ceremony and a lot of slagging for
the Be-gayed Snore-jocks they all proceed to the locker room to 'prepare' for the match.
Wakker: Oh yeah- that's it!
Tutu eventually realises that she broke a nail and starts looking for Luna so she can heal her.
Tutu: Might as well make the little skank useful. Oh no she's gone. Well it wasn't my fault!
Mauron appears from behind another bush.
Mauron: Let's keep this little accident quiet and pretent that it was the German's fault okay?
It's not very good for my rep if people see that I lost my summoner.
Tutu: You really are legendary aren't you? Well we'll go find her in a minute but shhh....TV!
They both look up at the big monitor and watch the opening ceremony. They see lots of old
people and some guy with stupid hair and a top that doesn't fit properly.
Tutu: Oh I didn't know Blister Feelmore was going to be here.
WILL THEY FIND LUNA?
WILL THEY BOTHER TRYING TO FIND LUNA?
IS BLISTER FEELMORE EVIL? -duh!
DOES TUTU SHAG TITTY?- not likely.
TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO FIND OUT THE ANSWERS TO THESE QUESTIONS
AND MORE!!
It's the long awaited and hotly controversial Last Imagination X (part 2)
(Patent still Pending)
The 2nd part of our story is pretty much exactly like the first but...
Bigger, Badder and MUCH Sexier!
Written By: Busty McHooters.
When we last joined our fascinating and stupidly named characters they were aboard
the small boat S.S. Wine-o.
Captain: Pass me that bottle of gin!
Anyway, our characters are now having a very intellectual conversation about their tactics
for their battle against She-man.
Titty: I fancy Tutu! Okay Wakker- Truth or Dare?
Okay. Well maybe the girls are doing something more intelligent.
Tutu: Do my boobs look big in this?
Never mind. Anyway it's now bed-time and our Heroes must go beddy byes.
Mauron: Get some rest- we have a long journery ahead of us.
Titty: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (snore)
Meanwhile we journey into the wierd and wonderful world of Titty's Dreams.
Luna: Come with me Titty!
Fuckuu: No! You must come with me!
Titty: Oh yeah. I'll cum with BOTH of you.
Luna: Oh My! Titty that's a very big wand you have there.
Fuckuu: I'm cumming right now!!
Then Titty is woken up suddenly when the boat is shook by some unknown source.
Wakker: Oh Sir Mauron give it to me!!
Titty: Wakker we're being attacked wake up!
Wakker: ughh. Sorry I was having a dream about...... Zarkball. That's right Zarkball.
They both run outside and see that She-man is attacking yet again.
Shania: Man, I feel like a woman!
She-man shoots her.
Wakker: Oh my God. It killed Shania Twain!
Tutu: You BASTARD!
Titty: God this guy seems to be following me- you'd swear he was my DAD!
Mauron: Anyway, that's not likely....yet.
Tutu: Let's fight She-man, even though we obviously can't beat it. It shud be fun!
Titty: Tutu, you shud probably leave your little teddy behind.
Tutu: This is my weapon of incredible power! Well actually it's shit, I mostly just use my
magic, but isn't it the cutest little thing-awww!
Larry:.....
Luna: Aww. Larry that's sooo sweet.
Mauron: Let's FIGHT!
Titty: What! It's huge no way am I going near that freaky transvestite thing!
Mauron: But you must this is your story!
Titty: Fine! Aww.. sorry my weapon doesn't reach it. I'm sssssooooo sorry.
I'll just go back to my little comfy bed.
Wakker, Tutu, and Larry start attacking She-man.
Boss Battle: She-Man's Tit. HP: 10,000
MP: 50
Items: Over Sized Novelty Bra! (Tutu's shield)
Larry:........
Wakker: Yes! You're right! You can't reach.
Mauron: I'll fight instead. Ow. Oh Shit- I'm stuck.
I can't get my arm out. Ouchies!! Sorry.
Luna: I can help!! I'll heal you!
Tutu: We haven't even been hit yet.
Luna: You must be poisoned! Esuna!
Tutu: Well that was useless.
Luna: But I'm helping.
Wakker: Yes you are! Could you scratch my back?
Luna: eh. okay.
Wakker: bit lower. There we go.
Wakker and Tutu fight She-man, while Luna scratches any uncomfortable and
hard-to-reach areas. She-man then swims off without even being injured.
Before he goes though he manages to knock against the side of the boat very dangerously.
Titty: IT'S PURE EVIL!!
Tutu falls down and lands on the ground of the boat. She seems slightly hurt but is still okay.
Also her dress seems to slip slightly and reveals more than anyone expected. She looks dazed
and confused and doesn't attempt to fix her dress. Titty takes full advantage of this and goes to
help her get up. And.... oh yeah Luna fell off the side of the boat.
Titty: Are you okay? Let me help you?
Luna: Can someone please help me? There are sharks down here!
Titty: That evil thing didn't hurt you did it Tutu?
Luna: Ow! They're biting me.
Titty: I'll get him one of these days.
Luna: It really hurts!
Mauron and Wakker don't seem to notice the exposed booty and are both trying to save Luna.
Mauron: Someone go grap Titty!
Titty: Okay. (he reaches for Tutu's...)
Mauron: That's enough Titty!
Titty: There's never enough titty.
Wakker: God! How many breast jokes can you make from your name?
Titty: I'm not sure we'll have to wait and see ;)
Larry has managed to save Luna by now and she is sitting on the ship's deck looking wet.
Luna: Well, let's look at the bright side- I was mauled horribly and She-man is destroying
Stripper-land but at least I learned PRAY.
Titty: Yes that's.... did you say Stripper-land?
Tutu: Yes it's the island filled with attractive strippers and lesbian-fun-partys.
Titty: Ah CRAP!
FMV:
We see She-man swimming past the small village and a few seconds of the children
being killed and the rest of the 20 mins is taken up with pictures of the stripper bars
being SLOWLY destroyed. We then go back to the boat and see Tidus crying his
poor little eyes out. Larry is also shedding a tear or two. Mauron and Wakker don't
seem to care.
Tutu: Well we've arrived at Stripper-land!
Welcoming Party: Actaully since the attack we've changed the name to, Snore-lika.
It's the most boring place around! WELCOME!
Mauron: Yes. Thank you. We will sleep at the Inn that miraculously WASN'T destroyed
like the rest of town. Then after a good night's rest, Luna will preform the Bending.
Titty looks over to Tutu.
Tutu: I'm going to presume that you want to know about the Bending and that you aren't
transfixed by my heaving bosom. Luna has two other duties apart from defeating
She-man. She must bend the dead and force them to go to the Nearplane. She
must also straighten the bent and force them to live a life free of homosexualtiy.
Titty: The Nearplane?
Tutu: You're just full of stupid questions aren't you? Well, it's like the Farplane,
but much closer and half the price.
Titty: Oh okay. By the way, did you ever think the gay people are just like us and
have the same desires as us but just want different things?
Tutu's eyes start glowing red.
Man: WE GOT A BLEEDER!!!
After Titty has been cared for at the hospital he comes back to see Luna start her Bending.
FMV:
Luna walks out onto the sea and magically floats on the water she starts her dance to send
the dead on their way. It's a beautiful and touching sequence and looks amazing and she even....
Luna: Ah Fuck! I dropped my wand. Can someone get it? It dropped to the bottom and I can't
get down from here. Stupid shite non-floating piece of shit!
Take 2:
Luna succesfully preforms her Bending and the souls are sent on their way.
Tutu: Well done Luna. That was great. Next time no fuck-ups okay?
Our Heroes then head off on the bendy and pointless path to the temple. They figure out some
more boring puzzles and Luna gets slagged by one of the other summoners. There's also a boss
battle- nothing important.
They all start on their way back to town but get in a battle with a big plant.
Tutu: Luna- why don't you try out your gay-ons?
Luna: Okay. Spunky GO!!
The flying monkey jumps out of her ass again but the plant defeats it as it drools on its feet.
Luna: I'll try my new fire-type! Go Dipshit.
An gigantic ball of flame fires out of her ass and then turns into a wierd fire-dog.
Luna: Even though you're my slave and you always do my bidding; Please Help Us.
They defeat the creature and go back to town. They all go swimming but Luna can't stop
herself form floating on the surface.
Luna: Stupid Crap! I mean Kevin bless us all and my holy powers.
Titty: Hahahaha! You can't swim, you can't swim.
Bubbles start coming up from the water.
Titty: whoops. Sorry- didn't mean to. That was a stinker.
Later in the day they board the boat again and head off on the long boat journey to Fooka.
Along the way LOADS of boring shit happens.
Titty: Oh. There's a zarkball. Maybe I'll go have a flashback and try to learn a move that I can
obviously do already just for the crack of it.
Titty bounces up and down kicking zarkballs all over the place.
Luna: It's such a lovely night. Kevin be praised.
One of the zarkballs hits her on the back of the head and she goes flying overboard again.
Luna: I'm okay. This time I'm floating. Hello? You guys?
Luna is caught by a fishing ship and sold for slave labour to the Germans for 5gil.
Fuckuu: Endlich. Ich hab' eine neue Sklavin, mit der ich spielen kann.
Luna: Kevin be praised. You've saved me!
Fuckuu: Yes we have. Now bend over!
The S.S. Wine-o finally arrives at Fooka and after the opeing ceremony and a lot of slagging for
the Be-gayed Snore-jocks they all proceed to the locker room to 'prepare' for the match.
Wakker: Oh yeah- that's it!
Tutu eventually realises that she broke a nail and starts looking for Luna so she can heal her.
Tutu: Might as well make the little skank useful. Oh no she's gone. Well it wasn't my fault!
Mauron appears from behind another bush.
Mauron: Let's keep this little accident quiet and pretent that it was the German's fault okay?
It's not very good for my rep if people see that I lost my summoner.
Tutu: You really are legendary aren't you? Well we'll go find her in a minute but shhh....TV!
They both look up at the big monitor and watch the opening ceremony. They see lots of old
people and some guy with stupid hair and a top that doesn't fit properly.
Tutu: Oh I didn't know Blister Feelmore was going to be here.
WILL THEY FIND LUNA?
WILL THEY BOTHER TRYING TO FIND LUNA?
IS BLISTER FEELMORE EVIL? -duh!
DOES TUTU SHAG TITTY?- not likely.
TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO FIND OUT THE ANSWERS TO THESE QUESTIONS
AND MORE!!