Ladies, Gentlemen, Transvestites, Homosexuals and those of unknown origin:
IT IS TIME!!
The never ending story will now continue (and eventually finish)
THIS IS PART THREE!
Written by: Busty McHooter
Previously on Last Imagination X lots happened- if you want a re-cap then go
back to part 2 you lazy bastard.
Mauron: We are finally here. It's time to get the Final Gay-on and defeat She-man.
Titty: Wait a sec, where's Luna?
Tutu: AH FUCK!!!
(A few hours later our heroes arrive back at Fooka)
Wakker: Wow. We miracuosly arrived back in time for my Zarkball game.
Kevin! I love Zarkball. Just the feel of a Zarkball in my hand.
Titty: Eww. Wakker take your hand out of there!
Wakker: Oh sorry.
PA system: The next match between the Be-gayed Snorejocks and the Fooka Blowers
will begin in 20mins but before that back to our feature presentation;
"Lesbian Love Triangle 3"
Wakker: Oh no. We better go get changed. Come on Titty.
Titty: What? Leave? But TV- good- is! (staring at the monitors)
Tutu: Leave him, he can help me look for the Skank- I mean Luna.
Larry- you can help too.
Larry:....
Wakker: Jesus. That's disgusting Larry!
Mauron: I'll observe the Zarkball game and make sure it is free of fiends.
Tutu: Okay. Let's go. When we get Luna, Titty can join you for the game.
Wakker: Fine. Good luck.
Tutu: I don't luck- I have little Mog-gie here. Come on Titty.
Titty: Oh yeah I'm cumming. (still watching the TV)
Wakker goes and 'prepares' for his match and the others run towards the docks, while
Mauron takes his seat in the stands.
Titty: How do you know that Luna's going to be at the docks.
Tutu: Well the Germans always tend to smell slightly of fish and Luna's actually German.
Oops. You weren't supposed to know that. I'll have to kill you now.
Her eyes go red.
Larry:....
Tutu: Oh good idea!
Titty: What? What did he say?
She just smiles and keeps going.
The reach the docks and board the German ship- "Fichen"
Anonymous German1: Was wollt ihr denn hier?
Tutu: KILL HIM!!!!!!!
After that very short battle they fight against a big metal testicle.
Titty: Why do all the enemies here look like 'thingies'.
Tutu: Well..... I'm not quite sure. It probably makes a lot of sense if you
think about the story as a whole.
Titty: There you go again talking about holes- you're all perves.
BOSS BATTLE:
Mettalic Testicle:
HP: 10000
MP: None.
Items: Luna (who was trapped inside)
Titty: Luna's trapped inside we should be careful.
Tutu: You're right. *casts Ultima*
Larry: .....
Tutu: I didn't think you *could* put a spear up there.
Eventually the boss is blown up. Sphere levels are gained and items are received.
Tutu: Do we really have to take an item that looks like cow-plop.
Titty: I think it's Luna.
Tutu: Oh. *kicks her*
Luna: I'm okay. I'm okay. HEAL!
*They roll their eyes*
Luna: Kevin be praised - you saved me.
Titty: I get the impression that we're going to have to do that a lot during this
story of mine.
Tutu: Come on we have to go watch this stupid match that Wakker is in.
Luna: Okay let's g..... (she falls overboard again)
You guys help me I fell in again.
Titty: Geez. Someone should put a leash on her.
A bit later they get back to the arena and Titty goes to play in the match.
Titty: Hey. Wakker I can play now- we saved Luna.
Wakker: Zark-tastic.
Titty: I was just wondering- how come we can breathe in here and I can talk too.
Wakker: Well that's quite obvious you see....
One of the Fooka Blowers hits Wakker with the ball.
Titty: Wakker!! Are you okay?
Wakker: Yeah I'm fine. Let's get it on!
Titty: Let go of my ass.
Wakker: Oh sorry.
*Initiating Zarkball Tutorial*
Titty: Amn't I already an expert on Zarkball considering I played it professionally.
*Zarkball Tutorial runs off crying*
Titty: Weird.
*Match begins*
Titty manages to catch the ball after Zark-off. He looks around for someone to pass
to but Wakker is waving frantically to someone in the audience.
Titty looks into the crowd and sees Mauron sitting down watching Wakker and him.
Titty: Does anyone else wonder where Mauron's hand goes when he's not fighting?
I mean I think right now it's down his pants.
Realising that he's talking to himself Titty swims up the pitch and knocks out the
opposition with his Cheat..eh I mean Jecht Shot. They score.
Titty gets the ball.
Titty scores.
Titty gets the ball.
Titty scores.
Titty gets the ball.
Titty scratches himself.
Titty scores.
Tutu: I'm glad he's good at Zarkball because as a person he's below par. I mean that
*is* going to be the only place he's going to score.
After 5 mins of Titty scoring and Wakker wacking the match is over and the Be-gayed
Snore-jocks lose. It's only then that Titty realises that he's supposed to be shooting
the other way.
Titty: Oops. Sorry bout that.
Wakker: Don't worry you can make it up later *winks*
Titty: Eh well... Look monsters are attacking!!!
FMV:
The monsters converge on the city and kill quite a few people but no one cares because
they're just extras. Most of the time the camera centres itself of Tutu's...bosom.
But there's nothing new there.
Tutu: Hey, what are you looking at?
*her eyes glow again*
Suddenly one of the camera men drops dead but no one cares cause he's only a camera man.
Suddenly in the royal box Blister Feelmore stands up and falls over and stands up again.
Feelmore: Hey, it's hard to stand up when ur standing on ur hands.
A huge impressive FMV starts as Feelmore summons one of the most powerful Gay-ons in
Queera.
Feelmore: Go MUFFY!!
From the depths Feelmore's pants a giant muff emerges and starts shooting wierd
funky smelling stuff at all the Fiends attacking the people. The fiends are all
killed and the muff returns to the depths of hell- whoops I mean Feelmore's trousers.
Luna: By holy Kevin, his Gay-on's so powerful. I wish I was as good as him. But I'm
not and I never will be.
Tutu: Probably.
Larry:.....
Tutu: You right it was just a giant cun...
Luna: Hey you guys it's Titty (pointing to Titty as he comes up to them)
Tutu: No not titty- vagina.
Titty: Hey you guys. Did anyone else think that was disturbing?
Mauron: (in the distance) Ouchies!
Tutu: Aww crap he's got his hand stuck again. Luna you better go *heal* him.
Luna: I'm not going near THAT (pointing to where his hand is)
Wakker: But, it's ur sacred duty.
Luna: Jesus, this is a really shit job. I mean I have to go on a really long journey
and at the end I summon a huge thing and die and NOW I have to remove Mauron's
hand from his...
Titty: Cock-a-doodle-do.
They all look at him.
Titty: What? I can't say something weird considering all the shit that's after
happening. By the way did you just say that you have to die after the journey.
Tutu: Well yes, but we'll talk about that dramatically later- so pretend you didn't
hear it, like you always do.
Titty: Cool with me. By the way what's a Blister? In my world they're disgusting and
ugly and you really want to stab and pop them when you get one.
Tutu: Pretty much same here. We all know they're evil but they add to the dramatic
tension when they're around.
After Luna *heals* Mauron, the groups gets ready to leave but before hand...
Titty: Guys I really need to pee could you wait for me?
Wakker: Titty, I told you to go before we left the hotel!
Titty: I know but I didn't need to go then.
Wakker: Fine, we'll wait for you.
Titty runs off to the toilets.
Once he's finished he walks out and...
Mauron: Titty wait... (pulling up his trousers)
Titty: Mauron, what were you doing here?
Mauron: Nothing (wipes his mouth)
Anyway I thought that maybe we should talk about ur father and that fact
that he's She-Man and that you'll have to kill him. You knew that though
right? You could tell when you were inside it. I remember what it was like
to be inside ur father. Anyway..
Titty: Yeah okay, dad's a transvestite- I have to kill him. Got it. Check.
They go back to the others.
Wakker: Okay it's time to leave Fooka. Zark-tastic.
Luna: Titty, can I talk to you for a bit.
Titty: But Tutu and I were going to...
Luna: Not likely. Get ur ass over here.
Titty: Lighten up will you. Maybe we should laugh together!
Luna: You're a fucking spaz aren't you?
Titty: Ha ha.
Luna: HA HA HA HA HA SPAZ
Titty: HAHHAHAHHAAAHHAAHAHHAH VIRGIN BITCH
Luna: HHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAA NEVER GOING
TO GET WITH TUTU.
Titty: That's just low. (pushes her)
She falls into the water again.
Luna: HELP YOU GUYS TITTY MADE ME WET!
They all looks back shocked.
Luna: I fell again.
Tutu: Oh bloody heck.
Larry: .....
Wakker: Yeah I thought she meant that too.
After another hour of fishing Luna out of the water (again) they head down the
hugely long and winding road. At least we hope they know where they're going.
"Hey big boy, I'm Foolinda. Would you like a good *healing*"
she says thrusting her hips at Titty erotically.
Titty: Eww. No ur ugly and smell like shit.
Tutu: Just ignore her- she's one of those street-walking prostitutes.
Titty: Why? Does it make you jealous? (rubbing his nipples erotically)
Tutu: Whatever *rolls her eyes*
Foolinda: Come on I'll heal you for free this time.
Titty: Waahey! I'll be thinking of you Tutu.
Foolinda: Don't worry I'll be thinking of her too. *winks at Tutu*
Tutu: This is *so* disturbing.
They go into a tent. Two minutes later they emerge.
Foolinda: There..... you..... go..... You're.... healed. (panting madly)
Luna: I could have done *that*.
Wakker: Anyway, now that disturbing and non-arousing event is over let's keep going.
They keep walking down the long and winding road again.
Titty: Are we there yet?
Tutu: NO.
Titty: Are we there yet?
Wakker: No.
Titty: How about now?
Mauron: No.
Titty: Now?
Luna smacks him over the head with her wand and knocks him out.
The others stare at her.
Luna: What he was annoying me?
Tutu: That's okay- I just thought I'd be the one to do that.
THE END (for now)
WILL TITTY WAKE UP? WILL HE HAVE BRAIN DAMAGE?
DOES HE ALREADY? WILL THEY GET THE FINAL GAY-ON?
WILL LUNA EVENTUALLY DROWN?
Stay tuned to find out. Or play the game.
NO WAIT- DO NOT PLAY THE GAME.
READ MY STORY!
P.S. Make sure you review this time please.
I want some feed-back.
Not just on this part but on the whole story.
Get typing those reviews now.
I SAID NOW!!!
Written by Busty McHooters
A Bin Brian Production.
Part of the licensed trade union of idiots.
IT IS TIME!!
The never ending story will now continue (and eventually finish)
THIS IS PART THREE!
Written by: Busty McHooter
Previously on Last Imagination X lots happened- if you want a re-cap then go
back to part 2 you lazy bastard.
Mauron: We are finally here. It's time to get the Final Gay-on and defeat She-man.
Titty: Wait a sec, where's Luna?
Tutu: AH FUCK!!!
(A few hours later our heroes arrive back at Fooka)
Wakker: Wow. We miracuosly arrived back in time for my Zarkball game.
Kevin! I love Zarkball. Just the feel of a Zarkball in my hand.
Titty: Eww. Wakker take your hand out of there!
Wakker: Oh sorry.
PA system: The next match between the Be-gayed Snorejocks and the Fooka Blowers
will begin in 20mins but before that back to our feature presentation;
"Lesbian Love Triangle 3"
Wakker: Oh no. We better go get changed. Come on Titty.
Titty: What? Leave? But TV- good- is! (staring at the monitors)
Tutu: Leave him, he can help me look for the Skank- I mean Luna.
Larry- you can help too.
Larry:....
Wakker: Jesus. That's disgusting Larry!
Mauron: I'll observe the Zarkball game and make sure it is free of fiends.
Tutu: Okay. Let's go. When we get Luna, Titty can join you for the game.
Wakker: Fine. Good luck.
Tutu: I don't luck- I have little Mog-gie here. Come on Titty.
Titty: Oh yeah I'm cumming. (still watching the TV)
Wakker goes and 'prepares' for his match and the others run towards the docks, while
Mauron takes his seat in the stands.
Titty: How do you know that Luna's going to be at the docks.
Tutu: Well the Germans always tend to smell slightly of fish and Luna's actually German.
Oops. You weren't supposed to know that. I'll have to kill you now.
Her eyes go red.
Larry:....
Tutu: Oh good idea!
Titty: What? What did he say?
She just smiles and keeps going.
The reach the docks and board the German ship- "Fichen"
Anonymous German1: Was wollt ihr denn hier?
Tutu: KILL HIM!!!!!!!
After that very short battle they fight against a big metal testicle.
Titty: Why do all the enemies here look like 'thingies'.
Tutu: Well..... I'm not quite sure. It probably makes a lot of sense if you
think about the story as a whole.
Titty: There you go again talking about holes- you're all perves.
BOSS BATTLE:
Mettalic Testicle:
HP: 10000
MP: None.
Items: Luna (who was trapped inside)
Titty: Luna's trapped inside we should be careful.
Tutu: You're right. *casts Ultima*
Larry: .....
Tutu: I didn't think you *could* put a spear up there.
Eventually the boss is blown up. Sphere levels are gained and items are received.
Tutu: Do we really have to take an item that looks like cow-plop.
Titty: I think it's Luna.
Tutu: Oh. *kicks her*
Luna: I'm okay. I'm okay. HEAL!
*They roll their eyes*
Luna: Kevin be praised - you saved me.
Titty: I get the impression that we're going to have to do that a lot during this
story of mine.
Tutu: Come on we have to go watch this stupid match that Wakker is in.
Luna: Okay let's g..... (she falls overboard again)
You guys help me I fell in again.
Titty: Geez. Someone should put a leash on her.
A bit later they get back to the arena and Titty goes to play in the match.
Titty: Hey. Wakker I can play now- we saved Luna.
Wakker: Zark-tastic.
Titty: I was just wondering- how come we can breathe in here and I can talk too.
Wakker: Well that's quite obvious you see....
One of the Fooka Blowers hits Wakker with the ball.
Titty: Wakker!! Are you okay?
Wakker: Yeah I'm fine. Let's get it on!
Titty: Let go of my ass.
Wakker: Oh sorry.
*Initiating Zarkball Tutorial*
Titty: Amn't I already an expert on Zarkball considering I played it professionally.
*Zarkball Tutorial runs off crying*
Titty: Weird.
*Match begins*
Titty manages to catch the ball after Zark-off. He looks around for someone to pass
to but Wakker is waving frantically to someone in the audience.
Titty looks into the crowd and sees Mauron sitting down watching Wakker and him.
Titty: Does anyone else wonder where Mauron's hand goes when he's not fighting?
I mean I think right now it's down his pants.
Realising that he's talking to himself Titty swims up the pitch and knocks out the
opposition with his Cheat..eh I mean Jecht Shot. They score.
Titty gets the ball.
Titty scores.
Titty gets the ball.
Titty scores.
Titty gets the ball.
Titty scratches himself.
Titty scores.
Tutu: I'm glad he's good at Zarkball because as a person he's below par. I mean that
*is* going to be the only place he's going to score.
After 5 mins of Titty scoring and Wakker wacking the match is over and the Be-gayed
Snore-jocks lose. It's only then that Titty realises that he's supposed to be shooting
the other way.
Titty: Oops. Sorry bout that.
Wakker: Don't worry you can make it up later *winks*
Titty: Eh well... Look monsters are attacking!!!
FMV:
The monsters converge on the city and kill quite a few people but no one cares because
they're just extras. Most of the time the camera centres itself of Tutu's...bosom.
But there's nothing new there.
Tutu: Hey, what are you looking at?
*her eyes glow again*
Suddenly one of the camera men drops dead but no one cares cause he's only a camera man.
Suddenly in the royal box Blister Feelmore stands up and falls over and stands up again.
Feelmore: Hey, it's hard to stand up when ur standing on ur hands.
A huge impressive FMV starts as Feelmore summons one of the most powerful Gay-ons in
Queera.
Feelmore: Go MUFFY!!
From the depths Feelmore's pants a giant muff emerges and starts shooting wierd
funky smelling stuff at all the Fiends attacking the people. The fiends are all
killed and the muff returns to the depths of hell- whoops I mean Feelmore's trousers.
Luna: By holy Kevin, his Gay-on's so powerful. I wish I was as good as him. But I'm
not and I never will be.
Tutu: Probably.
Larry:.....
Tutu: You right it was just a giant cun...
Luna: Hey you guys it's Titty (pointing to Titty as he comes up to them)
Tutu: No not titty- vagina.
Titty: Hey you guys. Did anyone else think that was disturbing?
Mauron: (in the distance) Ouchies!
Tutu: Aww crap he's got his hand stuck again. Luna you better go *heal* him.
Luna: I'm not going near THAT (pointing to where his hand is)
Wakker: But, it's ur sacred duty.
Luna: Jesus, this is a really shit job. I mean I have to go on a really long journey
and at the end I summon a huge thing and die and NOW I have to remove Mauron's
hand from his...
Titty: Cock-a-doodle-do.
They all look at him.
Titty: What? I can't say something weird considering all the shit that's after
happening. By the way did you just say that you have to die after the journey.
Tutu: Well yes, but we'll talk about that dramatically later- so pretend you didn't
hear it, like you always do.
Titty: Cool with me. By the way what's a Blister? In my world they're disgusting and
ugly and you really want to stab and pop them when you get one.
Tutu: Pretty much same here. We all know they're evil but they add to the dramatic
tension when they're around.
After Luna *heals* Mauron, the groups gets ready to leave but before hand...
Titty: Guys I really need to pee could you wait for me?
Wakker: Titty, I told you to go before we left the hotel!
Titty: I know but I didn't need to go then.
Wakker: Fine, we'll wait for you.
Titty runs off to the toilets.
Once he's finished he walks out and...
Mauron: Titty wait... (pulling up his trousers)
Titty: Mauron, what were you doing here?
Mauron: Nothing (wipes his mouth)
Anyway I thought that maybe we should talk about ur father and that fact
that he's She-Man and that you'll have to kill him. You knew that though
right? You could tell when you were inside it. I remember what it was like
to be inside ur father. Anyway..
Titty: Yeah okay, dad's a transvestite- I have to kill him. Got it. Check.
They go back to the others.
Wakker: Okay it's time to leave Fooka. Zark-tastic.
Luna: Titty, can I talk to you for a bit.
Titty: But Tutu and I were going to...
Luna: Not likely. Get ur ass over here.
Titty: Lighten up will you. Maybe we should laugh together!
Luna: You're a fucking spaz aren't you?
Titty: Ha ha.
Luna: HA HA HA HA HA SPAZ
Titty: HAHHAHAHHAAAHHAAHAHHAH VIRGIN BITCH
Luna: HHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAA NEVER GOING
TO GET WITH TUTU.
Titty: That's just low. (pushes her)
She falls into the water again.
Luna: HELP YOU GUYS TITTY MADE ME WET!
They all looks back shocked.
Luna: I fell again.
Tutu: Oh bloody heck.
Larry: .....
Wakker: Yeah I thought she meant that too.
After another hour of fishing Luna out of the water (again) they head down the
hugely long and winding road. At least we hope they know where they're going.
"Hey big boy, I'm Foolinda. Would you like a good *healing*"
she says thrusting her hips at Titty erotically.
Titty: Eww. No ur ugly and smell like shit.
Tutu: Just ignore her- she's one of those street-walking prostitutes.
Titty: Why? Does it make you jealous? (rubbing his nipples erotically)
Tutu: Whatever *rolls her eyes*
Foolinda: Come on I'll heal you for free this time.
Titty: Waahey! I'll be thinking of you Tutu.
Foolinda: Don't worry I'll be thinking of her too. *winks at Tutu*
Tutu: This is *so* disturbing.
They go into a tent. Two minutes later they emerge.
Foolinda: There..... you..... go..... You're.... healed. (panting madly)
Luna: I could have done *that*.
Wakker: Anyway, now that disturbing and non-arousing event is over let's keep going.
They keep walking down the long and winding road again.
Titty: Are we there yet?
Tutu: NO.
Titty: Are we there yet?
Wakker: No.
Titty: How about now?
Mauron: No.
Titty: Now?
Luna smacks him over the head with her wand and knocks him out.
The others stare at her.
Luna: What he was annoying me?
Tutu: That's okay- I just thought I'd be the one to do that.
THE END (for now)
WILL TITTY WAKE UP? WILL HE HAVE BRAIN DAMAGE?
DOES HE ALREADY? WILL THEY GET THE FINAL GAY-ON?
WILL LUNA EVENTUALLY DROWN?
Stay tuned to find out. Or play the game.
NO WAIT- DO NOT PLAY THE GAME.
READ MY STORY!
P.S. Make sure you review this time please.
I want some feed-back.
Not just on this part but on the whole story.
Get typing those reviews now.
I SAID NOW!!!
Written by Busty McHooters
A Bin Brian Production.
Part of the licensed trade union of idiots.