Lament For Lady Star So many things she had to do, So many people acting like poo, No wonder why she sheds her tears, For all the horror seen through her years, Locked away in hidden halls, So many friends not heeding calls Oh so near and yet so far From this one named Lady Star. So through the portal she wandered far, Searching amongst the fellow stars, But then, too late, she realized her want And low while she was on her jaunt, Her friend Lord Secret met his demise, From the Jedi Master whom he despised, And so she returned, full of dread, And thus found Lord Secret lying dead. And that is why she sheds her tears, For while she wandered all those years, The few friends she had passed her by, Returning to Mados, for they had died. And so she sits there calling forth, For those who had already wandered north, And west into the undying lands, In Mandos halls, in the Valar's lands, Finally she traveled there, To confront Mandos, lacking worry or care He stole her friends, whom she did need, And when she always knew she would succeed, For she was Elven Jedi, hear her roar, And old dooms-man Mandos was such a bore She broke into his halls, smashing the door, And smote the place, floor by floor. The walls did crumble; the dead Quende freed, And of her doom they did take heed, For Mandos tried to curse a mighty curse, And tried he did to shrivel her change purse. But in this doom shared all Even Jedi, Dressed in their fancy Elven Levi's. And so before Mados could act at all, The Elven Jedi began to mall, His brother Lorien helped him not, For he feared too much for his own butt. And thus Lady Star did succeed, And from that point forgot her greed, She now knew what she had to do, When her people were acting like pooh, Just kick their ass like she had done, To Mandos and his trusty gun.