Author's Note: hiya! It is US. Lindsay and Liz. we're back again with another pointless and plot-less story about harvest moon. please, please, please review. flames are welcome as long as we can tell exactly why you hated it, and remember we warned you about the severe lack of plot. So continue at your own risk. no lifeguards on duty.

Liz: ok, introduce us Lindsay

Lindsay: ME! Why do I have to do it??

Liz: Cause, I'm only 12 and you're 15, go!

Lindsay: Ok, Liz, great. now they know our age AND our names, why don't you just give them our address..

Liz: OK!! 17.

Lindsay: ::smacks Liz:: SHUT-UP!!

Liz: Yes, ma'am. ::mumble, mumble::

Lindsay: ::sigh::

Liz: Fine then, I'll introduce them

Lindsay: Why are we fighting about introducing the story?? We don't even know what it's about.

Liz: Ok. Here are our first wonderful guests

Lindsay: Guests??

Liz: Yes, guests. GWEN AND BOB!!!

Gwen: Thank you guys, really! ::big smile::

Bob: Uhhh, yeah. hey

Lindsay: I GOT A GOLDEN EGG! ::looks up from game:: no. don't tell them I said that. stop, Liz I'm serious stop!!! ELIZABETH!!! ::comes and attacks Liz::

Bob: I WANNA HELP ::joins fight::

Gwen: Just because you want to be a sumo wrestler, bob, doesn't mean you can jump in on everyone's fights!

Liz: ::crawls out from fight and limps over to hosts' desk:: STOP IT YOU TWO!!!

Lindsay: ::Leaves fight and goes to continue her game::

Bob: ::continues fighting himself::

Liz: ::glances at Bob with a confused look on her face:: What is the word I'm searching for. ANYWAY

Lindsay: So Gwen, Bob, would you care for some Mountain Dew?

Gwen: Su.

Lindsay: 'Tatoe!! ::begins watering crops on game the wrong way::

Bob: I would like some Moutain Dew..

Liz: You can't have any, you've earned yourself a tiiiiime out

Lindsay: ::stares at bob:: Why, is his head so big?? WHY is his head so big?? ::glances at Gwen's nametag:: HEY!! YOU HAVE THE SAME NAME AS MY COW!!

Bob: I don't have to take this .

Lindsay: CRAP!!

Everyone: ::stares::

Bob: I'M GONNA GO JOIN THE SUMO WRESTLING LEAGUE OF ANARCTICA!!! ::storms off::

Liz: Look what you did Lindsay!!! If you scare off ONE MORE GUEST.

Lindsay: ::laughing insanely::

Gwen: Do you two always fight? Lindsay: What?

Gwen: Do you two always fight?

Lindsay: WHAT??

Gwen: DO YOU ALWAYS FIGHT!?!?!?

Lindsay: WHAT I CAN'T HEAR YOU I'M BLIND!!

Liz: ::smacks Lindsay:: SHUTUP

Lindsay: WHAT!?

Liz ::deep sigh::

Lindsay: Where iiiiiis HE going? ::points at Bob::

Liz: YOU SCARED HIM AWAY!!

Gwen: ::sob:: If you two could just get along.

Liz: Woah. you're our mother??? Wooooooow.

Lindsay: Mommy??

Gwen: ::thinks over the prospect of mothering children this insane:: Oh my God. ::runs away in terror::

Liz: Great. there goes another one

Lindsay: Henry, Clay Henry, He got real big on burgers and fries, thanks to subways he's a smaller size.

Liz: ??

Lindsay: We'll be right back with some more guests after this commercial break!!

Author's Note: Hehe. I hope you liked it. please review, a second chapter is coming up shortly. :) -Liz and Lindsay