******Commercial Break*****
Guy: Hey Sally whatcha doin??
Sally: Stealing fodder from Bob's Barn!!
Guy: Really? Cool!
Sally: Yeah!! I know, free fodder for all!!
Announcer: Bob's Barn, Where Fodder is Free
***
Dia wearing a navy business suit: Have you ever been faced with charges for a crime you committed while under the control of an extra terrestrial force? Then we're the people you need!! Call "Dia's Law Office: Protecting the Mentally Ill" today!!!
****** End Commercial Break*******
Lindsay: And we're back from our home planet!!!
Liz: ::elbows Lindsay::
Lindsay: I meant. well. you know what I meant hahaha ::mumbles something about earthlings::
Liz: Anyway, Our next guests are some of your favorites I'm sure. they are mine!!!
Lindsay: WELCOME WOODY, JOE,AND CURT!!
::They walk onstage::
Woody: Me and my associates are very happy to be here today ::crosses arms and furrows eyebrows:: However, we have heard of what you did to our poor Bob and Gwen, and we want you to know that we will NOT stand for that sort of treatment.
Lindsay: ::stares at Woody with mouth open::
Woody: What?
Lindsay: What?
Woody: What?
Lindsay: What?
Liz: SHUTUP!!
Lindsay: RUNAWAY CHICKEN!!! ::looks up from playstation.:: what?
Liz: Don't start that again. Or I'll have to say the word.
Lindsay: Hey Liz. lemme ask you a question. how doooo you put up with me?? ::runs around knocking on everyone's head::
Liz: APPRECIATE!!!
Lindsay: NOOO MY BRAIN IS EXPLODING ::hunches over holding stomach::
Liz: Lindsay. that's your liver
Lindsay: Oh yeah. ::switches to holding head:: MY LIVER
Liz: ::deep sigh::
Woody: Ahem. I believe you have forgotten some people.
Lindsay: Who??
Woody: US!!!
Lindsay: Oh yeah.
Liz: Woody, I'm sorry, but if you don't wish to be totally and completely crazy for the remainder of your life expectancy, I will have to ask you to leave.
Woody: FINE!!!! ::runs our bawling::
Lindsay: So, I guess that leaves Curt and Joe.
Curt: ::staring at random guy in front row, with mouth hanging open::
Lindsay; ::gasp:: I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME CURT!! WHEN I SAW YOU PLANTING THOSE FLOWERS IN FRONT OF OUR CABIN, I SHOULD'VE KNOWN!! ::sob::
Liz: . . . so, Joe. whatdya know?
Joe: ::pretending to fish people out of the audience:: Yes, what was that?
Liz: Umm, right
Lindsay: HE CAUGHT ME ::reeled in by imaginary fishing pole:: NOOOOO!! EVERYTHING IN LIFE GONE ALLLLL GONE!!!
Joe: Sorry about that!! ::Lets go of fishing pole::
Lindsay: YOU SHOULD BE!!
Curt: Joe
Joe: Curt
Lindsay: Liz
Liz: Are you ALL crazy!!!
All: Yes!
Liz: Oh..should've known that was coming
Lindsay: I need mountain dew
Curt: Lindsay, I'm sorry, but it's Mark I really love :::points at guy in audience::
Lindsay: NOOOOOOOOO. . .ok
Curt:: right. ::runs off in crowd with his new boyfriend::
Liz: That was special.
Joe: I feel so alone on this strange planet. away from all sorts of sugar free materials. ::sniff::
Lindsay: If there WASN'T sugar up here, then this story wouldn't be half as freaky.
Liz: The girl has a point.
**45 minutes later**
Joe: ::Jumps off stage and lands in the lap of an
Exceptionally large lady:: THIS WILL NEVER WORK
Liz: wow. I think that was his 50th attempt.
Lindsay: CONGRATS!!! ::runs to put jello underneath his next landing place::
Liz: Well time for our next commercial break have fun!
Author's Note: I know our stories are hard to follow, but we warned you!!
Guy: Hey Sally whatcha doin??
Sally: Stealing fodder from Bob's Barn!!
Guy: Really? Cool!
Sally: Yeah!! I know, free fodder for all!!
Announcer: Bob's Barn, Where Fodder is Free
***
Dia wearing a navy business suit: Have you ever been faced with charges for a crime you committed while under the control of an extra terrestrial force? Then we're the people you need!! Call "Dia's Law Office: Protecting the Mentally Ill" today!!!
****** End Commercial Break*******
Lindsay: And we're back from our home planet!!!
Liz: ::elbows Lindsay::
Lindsay: I meant. well. you know what I meant hahaha ::mumbles something about earthlings::
Liz: Anyway, Our next guests are some of your favorites I'm sure. they are mine!!!
Lindsay: WELCOME WOODY, JOE,AND CURT!!
::They walk onstage::
Woody: Me and my associates are very happy to be here today ::crosses arms and furrows eyebrows:: However, we have heard of what you did to our poor Bob and Gwen, and we want you to know that we will NOT stand for that sort of treatment.
Lindsay: ::stares at Woody with mouth open::
Woody: What?
Lindsay: What?
Woody: What?
Lindsay: What?
Liz: SHUTUP!!
Lindsay: RUNAWAY CHICKEN!!! ::looks up from playstation.:: what?
Liz: Don't start that again. Or I'll have to say the word.
Lindsay: Hey Liz. lemme ask you a question. how doooo you put up with me?? ::runs around knocking on everyone's head::
Liz: APPRECIATE!!!
Lindsay: NOOO MY BRAIN IS EXPLODING ::hunches over holding stomach::
Liz: Lindsay. that's your liver
Lindsay: Oh yeah. ::switches to holding head:: MY LIVER
Liz: ::deep sigh::
Woody: Ahem. I believe you have forgotten some people.
Lindsay: Who??
Woody: US!!!
Lindsay: Oh yeah.
Liz: Woody, I'm sorry, but if you don't wish to be totally and completely crazy for the remainder of your life expectancy, I will have to ask you to leave.
Woody: FINE!!!! ::runs our bawling::
Lindsay: So, I guess that leaves Curt and Joe.
Curt: ::staring at random guy in front row, with mouth hanging open::
Lindsay; ::gasp:: I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME CURT!! WHEN I SAW YOU PLANTING THOSE FLOWERS IN FRONT OF OUR CABIN, I SHOULD'VE KNOWN!! ::sob::
Liz: . . . so, Joe. whatdya know?
Joe: ::pretending to fish people out of the audience:: Yes, what was that?
Liz: Umm, right
Lindsay: HE CAUGHT ME ::reeled in by imaginary fishing pole:: NOOOOO!! EVERYTHING IN LIFE GONE ALLLLL GONE!!!
Joe: Sorry about that!! ::Lets go of fishing pole::
Lindsay: YOU SHOULD BE!!
Curt: Joe
Joe: Curt
Lindsay: Liz
Liz: Are you ALL crazy!!!
All: Yes!
Liz: Oh..should've known that was coming
Lindsay: I need mountain dew
Curt: Lindsay, I'm sorry, but it's Mark I really love :::points at guy in audience::
Lindsay: NOOOOOOOOO. . .ok
Curt:: right. ::runs off in crowd with his new boyfriend::
Liz: That was special.
Joe: I feel so alone on this strange planet. away from all sorts of sugar free materials. ::sniff::
Lindsay: If there WASN'T sugar up here, then this story wouldn't be half as freaky.
Liz: The girl has a point.
**45 minutes later**
Joe: ::Jumps off stage and lands in the lap of an
Exceptionally large lady:: THIS WILL NEVER WORK
Liz: wow. I think that was his 50th attempt.
Lindsay: CONGRATS!!! ::runs to put jello underneath his next landing place::
Liz: Well time for our next commercial break have fun!
Author's Note: I know our stories are hard to follow, but we warned you!!