***Commercial Break***
::Camera zooms through the forest and up towards city:: Katie's Voice: Flower Bud Village. the only tropical paradise fit for you and your family, visit it any 'ole time, there is no lack of hospitality, and there's always a neighbor willing to help you! You can run around with our town idiot, Timmy, or you can have fun with the town drunks, in the tavern, or you could.just have fun!!
::Camera settles on a view of the lake::
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::Two dogs standing next to large buffet of food::
Dog 1: DUDE, Welcome to our new restaurant!!! ::Steps back and begins drooling at all the food::
Dog 2: Chicken's eat free on Mondays, On Tuesdays you can EAT chicken free, on Wednesdays, Cows eat free. Thursday, is beef night, and on Friday sheep eat free. On Saturday we have the lamb chop special all day long! And on Sundays, we rest..
Dog 1: And remember dogs eat free EVERY DAY!!
***End Commercial Break***
Lindsay: ::sneaks quietly toward light board:: hehehe. ::puts all lights to 100%::
Liz (Onstage rehearsing): I SEE A BRIGHT LIGHT!!!
Lindsay: Doooon't gooo tooorwards iiiiiiiiiiiiiit!!
::Fuse blows, all goes dark::
Liz: Is this the end.am I in heaven now?
Lindsay: Yes.yes, your are.
Liz: wooow. It's.so. dark
Lindsay: Could you hold on a minute Liz, I'm watering crops right now, can't you see!!
Liz: God. is that you? YOU KNOW MY NAME!!
Lindsay: I am your mother. I mean father.AHHHH I DROPPED THE EGG. the precious egg ::sob::
Liz: You. killed an unborn child?
Lindsay: sure, whatever you wanna call it.
::Lights go back on::
Liz: hey. this doesn't look like heaven.
Lindsay: aww.
Liz: ::sigh:: anyway. now it's time to introduce our guests.
Lindsay: I WANNA DO IT, I WANNA DO IT
Liz: Fine, go ahead..
Lindsay: YAY! Now it's time to introduce our guests.who were they again?::liz whispers into her ear:: oh yeah.. them . THE HARVEST SPRITES AND THE GODDESS!!!
::goddess walks onstage, little scampering noises follow her::
Goddess: Thank you, Lindsay.
Lindsay: ::gasp:: I've never seen her in person before ::looks into bag and throws a flower at her head:: can I make a wish!?
Goddess: Sure, what the heck.
Lindsay: ok.I wish that I had beat all 9 endings of harvest moon. Goddess: ok. ::credits pop up on lindsay's harvest moon game:: ::continues to start where nine little boxes show her endings::
Lindsay: NOOOO!! I WAS JUST JOKIN' I DIDN'T THINK IT'D REALLY WORK!!
Goddess: I'm sorry, I can't undo the wish .
Lindsay: ::sobs:: NOOO, MAKE IT STOP, TAKE IT BACK ::continues to throw flowers at her head:: MAKE IT STOP, NOOOO!!
Liz: . ::sigh:: anyway ::looks over at a still sobbing and flower brandishing
Lindsay:: Now Goddess, I understand that you live in a lake. exactly how does that work?
Goddess: ::cowering in chair, being repeatedly hit in the head with flowers:: Well, OW, I can, OW, OW, live, OW, anywhere I like, OW!!! ::sudden scampering heard in the direction of Lindsay::
Lindsay: what. THE CATIPILLARS ARE TAKING OVER, I KNEW IT WOULD HAPPEN ONE DAY, I KNEW IT! ::suddenly harvest sprite become visible to Lindsay::
Nik: You can only see us if you believe Lindsay.
Flak: And you believe.
Lindsay: I BELIEVE!!
Nak: okay!!
Liz: ::looks over at Lindsay, talking to the wall:: ahem. please excuse my co-star ma'am, she's a little special.. ::turns to Lindsay:: Lindsay, what'd we say about talking to walls again?
Lindsay: ::looks at Liz with a big smile:: I BELIEVE!!
Nik, Nak, and Flak: SHE BELIEVES!!
Liz: ::begins spazzing out:: I'M HEARING VOICES. I'M TURNING INTO LINDSAY!! NOOOOOO!!
Lindsay: ::whimper:: ::sniff:: ehehehehehe(fake crying), ACK,ACK (coughing)
::Nik, Nak, and Flak begin talking animatedly about their home planet and other stuff::
Lindsay: Liz. they're one of us.
Liz: woooow.::stares::
Goddess: ::runs in terror::
Lindsay: oh no. I can't see them anymore. WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME!?
Liz: I could never see them..
Lindsay: ::begins running around in grief:: I CAN'T SEE THEM ANYMORE NOOO ::scamper, scamper, Squish, squish, squish:: oops.
Liz: .errr, that's the last time Lindsay, remember when we had that little talk about not squishing the guests anymore?
Lindsay:: Maybe I need to make friends. ::looks up from game:: oh, were you talking to me?
Liz: ::sigh:: forget it.
Lindsay: okie-dokie
Liz: well. I guess we have to go, since Lindsay squished and scared the guests.
Author's Note: I hope y'all liked that. once again I'm sorry if most of this makes no sense to people. anyway, PLEASE REVIEW!! Even if you didn't like it. we still like to hear from you!!
::Camera zooms through the forest and up towards city:: Katie's Voice: Flower Bud Village. the only tropical paradise fit for you and your family, visit it any 'ole time, there is no lack of hospitality, and there's always a neighbor willing to help you! You can run around with our town idiot, Timmy, or you can have fun with the town drunks, in the tavern, or you could.just have fun!!
::Camera settles on a view of the lake::
***
::Two dogs standing next to large buffet of food::
Dog 1: DUDE, Welcome to our new restaurant!!! ::Steps back and begins drooling at all the food::
Dog 2: Chicken's eat free on Mondays, On Tuesdays you can EAT chicken free, on Wednesdays, Cows eat free. Thursday, is beef night, and on Friday sheep eat free. On Saturday we have the lamb chop special all day long! And on Sundays, we rest..
Dog 1: And remember dogs eat free EVERY DAY!!
***End Commercial Break***
Lindsay: ::sneaks quietly toward light board:: hehehe. ::puts all lights to 100%::
Liz (Onstage rehearsing): I SEE A BRIGHT LIGHT!!!
Lindsay: Doooon't gooo tooorwards iiiiiiiiiiiiiit!!
::Fuse blows, all goes dark::
Liz: Is this the end.am I in heaven now?
Lindsay: Yes.yes, your are.
Liz: wooow. It's.so. dark
Lindsay: Could you hold on a minute Liz, I'm watering crops right now, can't you see!!
Liz: God. is that you? YOU KNOW MY NAME!!
Lindsay: I am your mother. I mean father.AHHHH I DROPPED THE EGG. the precious egg ::sob::
Liz: You. killed an unborn child?
Lindsay: sure, whatever you wanna call it.
::Lights go back on::
Liz: hey. this doesn't look like heaven.
Lindsay: aww.
Liz: ::sigh:: anyway. now it's time to introduce our guests.
Lindsay: I WANNA DO IT, I WANNA DO IT
Liz: Fine, go ahead..
Lindsay: YAY! Now it's time to introduce our guests.who were they again?::liz whispers into her ear:: oh yeah.. them . THE HARVEST SPRITES AND THE GODDESS!!!
::goddess walks onstage, little scampering noises follow her::
Goddess: Thank you, Lindsay.
Lindsay: ::gasp:: I've never seen her in person before ::looks into bag and throws a flower at her head:: can I make a wish!?
Goddess: Sure, what the heck.
Lindsay: ok.I wish that I had beat all 9 endings of harvest moon. Goddess: ok. ::credits pop up on lindsay's harvest moon game:: ::continues to start where nine little boxes show her endings::
Lindsay: NOOOO!! I WAS JUST JOKIN' I DIDN'T THINK IT'D REALLY WORK!!
Goddess: I'm sorry, I can't undo the wish .
Lindsay: ::sobs:: NOOO, MAKE IT STOP, TAKE IT BACK ::continues to throw flowers at her head:: MAKE IT STOP, NOOOO!!
Liz: . ::sigh:: anyway ::looks over at a still sobbing and flower brandishing
Lindsay:: Now Goddess, I understand that you live in a lake. exactly how does that work?
Goddess: ::cowering in chair, being repeatedly hit in the head with flowers:: Well, OW, I can, OW, OW, live, OW, anywhere I like, OW!!! ::sudden scampering heard in the direction of Lindsay::
Lindsay: what. THE CATIPILLARS ARE TAKING OVER, I KNEW IT WOULD HAPPEN ONE DAY, I KNEW IT! ::suddenly harvest sprite become visible to Lindsay::
Nik: You can only see us if you believe Lindsay.
Flak: And you believe.
Lindsay: I BELIEVE!!
Nak: okay!!
Liz: ::looks over at Lindsay, talking to the wall:: ahem. please excuse my co-star ma'am, she's a little special.. ::turns to Lindsay:: Lindsay, what'd we say about talking to walls again?
Lindsay: ::looks at Liz with a big smile:: I BELIEVE!!
Nik, Nak, and Flak: SHE BELIEVES!!
Liz: ::begins spazzing out:: I'M HEARING VOICES. I'M TURNING INTO LINDSAY!! NOOOOOO!!
Lindsay: ::whimper:: ::sniff:: ehehehehehe(fake crying), ACK,ACK (coughing)
::Nik, Nak, and Flak begin talking animatedly about their home planet and other stuff::
Lindsay: Liz. they're one of us.
Liz: woooow.::stares::
Goddess: ::runs in terror::
Lindsay: oh no. I can't see them anymore. WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME!?
Liz: I could never see them..
Lindsay: ::begins running around in grief:: I CAN'T SEE THEM ANYMORE NOOO ::scamper, scamper, Squish, squish, squish:: oops.
Liz: .errr, that's the last time Lindsay, remember when we had that little talk about not squishing the guests anymore?
Lindsay:: Maybe I need to make friends. ::looks up from game:: oh, were you talking to me?
Liz: ::sigh:: forget it.
Lindsay: okie-dokie
Liz: well. I guess we have to go, since Lindsay squished and scared the guests.
Author's Note: I hope y'all liked that. once again I'm sorry if most of this makes no sense to people. anyway, PLEASE REVIEW!! Even if you didn't like it. we still like to hear from you!!