***Commercial Break**
Liz and Lindsay: ::marching around the room, singing:: CHERRY MOUNTAIN DEW, IT'S GOOD FOR ME IT'S GOOD FOR YOU, CHERRY MOUNTAIN DEW IT'S GOOD FOR ME IT'S GOOD FOR YOU!! Announcer: Cherry Mountain Dew, Good for me, Good for you.
***
::Coffee Shop::
Chicken 1: ::playing bongos::
Chicken 2: eggs. eggs. eggs. they, hatch!! They, hatch!! They, nutritionize.nutritionize.
Chicken 1: ::stops playing bongos:: Eggs.
Chickens 1&2: I LOVE EGGS!!
***End Commercial Break***
Liz: ::singing:: Somewhere.over the rainbow, way up high. there's a land that I heard of once in a lullabye.
Lindsay: Stop singing songs from the Wizard of Oz
Liz: It's from Mary Poppins
Lindsay: It's not from Mary Poppins
Liz: Well it's not from the wizard of oz!! .wait. yes it is.
Lindsay: ::rolls eyes::
Liz: Anyway, today's guests are.. GINA, DIA, AND MARTHA!!!
::They all walk onstage::
Dia: ::nose in the air:: These lights are aging my beautiful complexion
Gina: ::looking at feet, shuffling along::
Martha: ::holding large platter of assorted cookies:: Cookies? Cookies anyone?
Liz & Lindsay: No. no, thank you
Lindsay: Look my horse is bowing at me!!! ::looks up:: oh.hi.
Dia: ugh. nothing in this studio is green! ::gestures to servants:: come on, yes. more green. I SAID MORE!! ::servants rush to please Dia's commands:: You too Gina, don't slow down.
Gina: Yes ma'am. ::looks down at feet and shuffles to help the servents::
Lindsay: When life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice into a water gun and squirt it into other people's eyes!
Liz: ::not paying attention to Lindsay:: Oosh-wah! Oosh-wah! PRETTY SHAPES!!!
Lindsay: I think the tables have turned in this chapter. . that means. . .I'M SMART!!!!!
Liz: . . .and that's the way we became the scary bunch! Liz is too tired.
Lindsay: 3rd person. . .?
Liz: ::stares at Lindsay and then thinks:: Oosh-wah! Oosh-wah!
Dia: I strive for attention. . .
Lindsay: We know.
Liz: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Lindsay: What!?!?
Liz: AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Lindsay: My God girl, what are you on? That's what I'm suppose to say!!
Liz: ::repeats everything Lindsay just said:: Oosh-wah! Oosh-wah!
Lindsay: SHUT UP!!!!
Dia: BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP AND PAYATTENTION TO ME!!!!
Liz: Hehehe
Lindsay: Did you just giggle?
Liz: Hehehe.
Gina: ::heart attack::
Dia: Gina! Get up off the floor right now! Gina! I need you to help me! GET UP RIGHT NOW!!!!
Martha: Gina. . if you get up now. . .I'll give you a cookie. . .Gina. . GINA!!!!
Gina: ::flat lined::
Dia: Gina!
Liz: You killed her!!!
Dia: I did not!
Liz: My feet are moving but I don't have to take the pop quiz!
Lindsay: ::Get's out the straight-jacket and puts it on Liz::
Liz: Oosh-wah! Oosh-wah! ::Runs to the wall and starts to hit her head on the wall. . over and over. . and over and over. . ::
Dia: Imma friend freak. I'm a freaky friend. my freaky friend is goneeeee.
Lindsay: ::whimper:: I like being the crazy one
Liz: You can be the crazy one next chapter.
Lindsay: OKIE!! ::burp, monotone:: Bless me I have a little cold ::burp, monotone:: Bless me I have a little cold
Liz: ::maniacal laugh:: ::cackle:: ::looks straight up:: woooooow
Martha: MY MOTHERSHIP!!! WOOOO, BEAM MA UP MOMMA!! ::Martha is beamed up by floating Coca-cola can::
Liz: Always, Coca-Cola.
Lindsay: 80% chance of rain my butt. ::licks outlet plug::
Liz: no wonder she's so weird.
Lindsay: ::puts on liz's pants:: I'm liz! TURBO-WOMAN HEAR ME ROAR ::begins running around room:: PSSSSHHHHHHH!!
Liz: See I was right you do spell it COCA-cola
Lindsay: ::inching along, on hands and knees:: SHH I'm moving!!
Liz: See.
Lindsay: SHH!! I'm moving
Liz: Fine
Dia: ::commited to insane asylum::
Liz: Take off my pants Lindsay!
Lindsay: yes, my master ::Runs around with pants at knees:: Do you like my shorts?
Liz: Yes, your powerpuff girl shorts are pretty
Lindsay: NOBODY LIKES MY SHORTS ::gasp:: I marked on myself, anyway.NOBODY LIKES ME SHORTS ::runs around insanely:: ::hits camera:: THE SHORTS!! THE SHORTS!! ::screen starts to crackle and fizz out:: ::muffled sound that sounds eerily like "shorts" ::
***Until Next Time**
Author's Note: All that you have just witnessed are true events, you have information on either of these escapees from the insane asylum, please report back to the homebase. I mean insane asylum.. Have a nice day, this is not a news broadcast.
Liz and Lindsay: ::marching around the room, singing:: CHERRY MOUNTAIN DEW, IT'S GOOD FOR ME IT'S GOOD FOR YOU, CHERRY MOUNTAIN DEW IT'S GOOD FOR ME IT'S GOOD FOR YOU!! Announcer: Cherry Mountain Dew, Good for me, Good for you.
***
::Coffee Shop::
Chicken 1: ::playing bongos::
Chicken 2: eggs. eggs. eggs. they, hatch!! They, hatch!! They, nutritionize.nutritionize.
Chicken 1: ::stops playing bongos:: Eggs.
Chickens 1&2: I LOVE EGGS!!
***End Commercial Break***
Liz: ::singing:: Somewhere.over the rainbow, way up high. there's a land that I heard of once in a lullabye.
Lindsay: Stop singing songs from the Wizard of Oz
Liz: It's from Mary Poppins
Lindsay: It's not from Mary Poppins
Liz: Well it's not from the wizard of oz!! .wait. yes it is.
Lindsay: ::rolls eyes::
Liz: Anyway, today's guests are.. GINA, DIA, AND MARTHA!!!
::They all walk onstage::
Dia: ::nose in the air:: These lights are aging my beautiful complexion
Gina: ::looking at feet, shuffling along::
Martha: ::holding large platter of assorted cookies:: Cookies? Cookies anyone?
Liz & Lindsay: No. no, thank you
Lindsay: Look my horse is bowing at me!!! ::looks up:: oh.hi.
Dia: ugh. nothing in this studio is green! ::gestures to servants:: come on, yes. more green. I SAID MORE!! ::servants rush to please Dia's commands:: You too Gina, don't slow down.
Gina: Yes ma'am. ::looks down at feet and shuffles to help the servents::
Lindsay: When life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice into a water gun and squirt it into other people's eyes!
Liz: ::not paying attention to Lindsay:: Oosh-wah! Oosh-wah! PRETTY SHAPES!!!
Lindsay: I think the tables have turned in this chapter. . that means. . .I'M SMART!!!!!
Liz: . . .and that's the way we became the scary bunch! Liz is too tired.
Lindsay: 3rd person. . .?
Liz: ::stares at Lindsay and then thinks:: Oosh-wah! Oosh-wah!
Dia: I strive for attention. . .
Lindsay: We know.
Liz: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Lindsay: What!?!?
Liz: AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Lindsay: My God girl, what are you on? That's what I'm suppose to say!!
Liz: ::repeats everything Lindsay just said:: Oosh-wah! Oosh-wah!
Lindsay: SHUT UP!!!!
Dia: BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP AND PAYATTENTION TO ME!!!!
Liz: Hehehe
Lindsay: Did you just giggle?
Liz: Hehehe.
Gina: ::heart attack::
Dia: Gina! Get up off the floor right now! Gina! I need you to help me! GET UP RIGHT NOW!!!!
Martha: Gina. . if you get up now. . .I'll give you a cookie. . .Gina. . GINA!!!!
Gina: ::flat lined::
Dia: Gina!
Liz: You killed her!!!
Dia: I did not!
Liz: My feet are moving but I don't have to take the pop quiz!
Lindsay: ::Get's out the straight-jacket and puts it on Liz::
Liz: Oosh-wah! Oosh-wah! ::Runs to the wall and starts to hit her head on the wall. . over and over. . and over and over. . ::
Dia: Imma friend freak. I'm a freaky friend. my freaky friend is goneeeee.
Lindsay: ::whimper:: I like being the crazy one
Liz: You can be the crazy one next chapter.
Lindsay: OKIE!! ::burp, monotone:: Bless me I have a little cold ::burp, monotone:: Bless me I have a little cold
Liz: ::maniacal laugh:: ::cackle:: ::looks straight up:: woooooow
Martha: MY MOTHERSHIP!!! WOOOO, BEAM MA UP MOMMA!! ::Martha is beamed up by floating Coca-cola can::
Liz: Always, Coca-Cola.
Lindsay: 80% chance of rain my butt. ::licks outlet plug::
Liz: no wonder she's so weird.
Lindsay: ::puts on liz's pants:: I'm liz! TURBO-WOMAN HEAR ME ROAR ::begins running around room:: PSSSSHHHHHHH!!
Liz: See I was right you do spell it COCA-cola
Lindsay: ::inching along, on hands and knees:: SHH I'm moving!!
Liz: See.
Lindsay: SHH!! I'm moving
Liz: Fine
Dia: ::commited to insane asylum::
Liz: Take off my pants Lindsay!
Lindsay: yes, my master ::Runs around with pants at knees:: Do you like my shorts?
Liz: Yes, your powerpuff girl shorts are pretty
Lindsay: NOBODY LIKES MY SHORTS ::gasp:: I marked on myself, anyway.NOBODY LIKES ME SHORTS ::runs around insanely:: ::hits camera:: THE SHORTS!! THE SHORTS!! ::screen starts to crackle and fizz out:: ::muffled sound that sounds eerily like "shorts" ::
***Until Next Time**
Author's Note: All that you have just witnessed are true events, you have information on either of these escapees from the insane asylum, please report back to the homebase. I mean insane asylum.. Have a nice day, this is not a news broadcast.