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Announcer: This is a test, for the next 60 seconds this is a test, this is only a test: Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep. That was a test. Thank you.
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Lindsay: Want a cute, adorable puppy? Come on over and you can just have her. Seriously I really don't want her. Well, I really can't stand her at all. I really hate her. Please come and take the stupid dog. Please! OH FOR THE LOVE OF HUMANITY TAKE THE GOSH DARN THING!!!
***End Commercial Break***
Lindsay: ::curled up in the corner rocking back and forth:: The world is not safe, the world is not safe. The world is not safe, the world is not safe.
Liz: All goes well in Lindsay Town.
Lindsay: Except when a big, giant, over grown lizard pops up and destroys everything!!
Liz: Right. . .anyway, this chapter is dedicated to anyone who wants to ask a question about the show. ::Takes a microphone and walks into audience:: Any questions? Anybody?
Guy: Hi, my name is Vaughn and I was wondering. . .dude, where's the bathroom!?
Lindsay: Thank you!
Vaughn: I gotta go, BAD!
Lindsay: Fine. . .Caleb will you please show Vaughn where the bathroom is?
Caleb: How do you know my name?
Lindsay: I'm PSYCHO!
Caleb: Ok then! ::shows Vaughn to the bathroom::
Liz: Ok. . any other questions?
Guy 2: Hi, my name is Zack and I was wondering, if potatoes could fly, what would you put in a bird feeder for them?
Vaughn: ::coming from bathroom:: There's no toilet paper!!!
Lindsay: ::answering the question:: I have no idea! ::to Caleb:: Go give Vaughn some toilet paper.
Caleb: Why me?
Lindsay: I'm PSYCHO!
Caleb: Ok then! ::gets Vaughn some toilet paper and shoves it through the door at the bottom::
Vaughn: ::coming from bathroom:: Thanks!
Liz: Can we please have a normal questions?
Lindsay: NO!!!
Liz: ::sigh:: Anyone else?? ::nobody raises their hand and Vaughn comes back from the bathroom:: Anybody?
Vaughn ::raises hand:: I love Alabama.
Lindsay: That's great!!!
Vaughn: I know!
Liz: Ok. . .we'll be back after this commercial break with more interviews in a moment!
Announcer: This is a test, for the next 60 seconds this is a test, this is only a test: Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep. That was a test. Thank you.
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Lindsay: Want a cute, adorable puppy? Come on over and you can just have her. Seriously I really don't want her. Well, I really can't stand her at all. I really hate her. Please come and take the stupid dog. Please! OH FOR THE LOVE OF HUMANITY TAKE THE GOSH DARN THING!!!
***End Commercial Break***
Lindsay: ::curled up in the corner rocking back and forth:: The world is not safe, the world is not safe. The world is not safe, the world is not safe.
Liz: All goes well in Lindsay Town.
Lindsay: Except when a big, giant, over grown lizard pops up and destroys everything!!
Liz: Right. . .anyway, this chapter is dedicated to anyone who wants to ask a question about the show. ::Takes a microphone and walks into audience:: Any questions? Anybody?
Guy: Hi, my name is Vaughn and I was wondering. . .dude, where's the bathroom!?
Lindsay: Thank you!
Vaughn: I gotta go, BAD!
Lindsay: Fine. . .Caleb will you please show Vaughn where the bathroom is?
Caleb: How do you know my name?
Lindsay: I'm PSYCHO!
Caleb: Ok then! ::shows Vaughn to the bathroom::
Liz: Ok. . any other questions?
Guy 2: Hi, my name is Zack and I was wondering, if potatoes could fly, what would you put in a bird feeder for them?
Vaughn: ::coming from bathroom:: There's no toilet paper!!!
Lindsay: ::answering the question:: I have no idea! ::to Caleb:: Go give Vaughn some toilet paper.
Caleb: Why me?
Lindsay: I'm PSYCHO!
Caleb: Ok then! ::gets Vaughn some toilet paper and shoves it through the door at the bottom::
Vaughn: ::coming from bathroom:: Thanks!
Liz: Can we please have a normal questions?
Lindsay: NO!!!
Liz: ::sigh:: Anyone else?? ::nobody raises their hand and Vaughn comes back from the bathroom:: Anybody?
Vaughn ::raises hand:: I love Alabama.
Lindsay: That's great!!!
Vaughn: I know!
Liz: Ok. . .we'll be back after this commercial break with more interviews in a moment!