***Commercial break***

::Victoria dancing around on stage stupidly, stops. Comes scarily close to camera::

Victoria: Pepsi! For those who think young! ::tilts head all the way to one side, closes both eyes, and puts on a freakishly happy smile::

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Liz: ::in a singy-songy voice:: My name is Liz. I like cats. La, la, la la, la! ::normal voice:: THAT'S NOT THE EVIL RAYMOND KID. . .is it? ::points to picture:: NOOO!!!! ::runs away in terror::

***End commercial break***

Lindsay: Sorry about that last commercial. . Liz has mental issues she needs to work out.

Liz: ::running around, hitting head into the walls:: WHOO!!1 THIS IS SO MUCH FUN!

Lindsay: ::runs after Liz:: Get back here you! ::grabs Liz and straps her down in a chair:: Now my work is down.

Liz: ::screaming:: OOSH-WAH! OOSH-WAH!!

Lindsay: I just can't shut her up!!!!!

Liz: ::giggles insanely::

Lindsay: Anyway! Our next guests are. . .

Liz: Parsley and Lyla!!

Lindsay: ::smacks Liz:: That's my job!!!

Liz: I DON'T care!

::Lyla and Parsley walk on stage:: Lyla: Hello everybody.

Parsley: Hello, I can't stay long, plant hunting you know.

Liz: Right. . .

Lindsay: So. . Lyla, how is the shop going?

Lyla: It's ok, the only customer I get is the Jack Farmer guy. . .

Lindsay: ::whispers:: Me. . .

Lyla: What was that, honey?

Lindsay: ::looks away:: Nothing. . .

Liz: Nothing. . hmmm. . No plus thing. . .hmmm. . NO THING!! ::giggles insanely again::

Everyone: ::stares at Liz::

Lindsay: Please excuse her. . she's special. . .

Parsley: So. . do you have any plants? ::looks around like a bird:: Do you? Huh? HUH!?

Lyla: Parsley. . did you take you medication?

Parsley: ::looking everywhere for plants, even in the audience:: WHERE DID ALL THE PLANTS GO!?!?

Liz: ::still strapped to chair, walking around with chair on back:: NO THING! NO THING! NO THING! NO THING!

Parsley: ::collapses in a fit of insanity::

::outside an van drives up with "Alabama Insane Asylum" written on both sides::

Man #1: Where here to get a Mr. Parsley. . wait. . there he Is boys. Remember! Extreme caution when around this one.

Parsley: No.no. you'll never take me alive.never I tell you ::dragged off by people in whit e jumpers::

Liz: Aaaaaaaaaanyway

Lindsay: SIT DOWN!

Liz: Yes, mother

Lindsay: Good girl

Liz: ::beams::

Lyla: Well, darlin' , now that HE is gone, I can tell you the secret.

Lindsay: Liz. stop messing with the plot. Liz. quit typing.. Liz STOP THAT!!

Liz: Okalidokali

Lindsay: ::sigh:: ::Turns on playstation and is intrapped in Harvest Moon::

Liz: Now. that we're rid of her, I can do what I want with the plot.

Lyla: Parsley. is my father..

Lindsay: Hey, Liz. Hey, Liz.

Liz: What?

Lindsay: They're watching you, they're watching you

Liz: Ok

Lindsay: Hey, Liz. Hey, Liz.

Liz: What? Lindsay: It creeps you out doesn't it? Doesn't it?

Liz: Ok

Lindsay: Hey, Liz. Hey, Liz.

Liz: WHAT??

Lindsay: You're like the only chicken that hasn't laid a golden egg. ::mutters:: Stubborn.

Lyla: Did y'all hear me??

Liz: Yes. we heard you, all of us ::points at self::

Lyla: What?

Liz: Every single one of us.::continues to point at self::

Lyla: You have multiple personalities?

Liz: DON'T CALL IT THAT!!!

Lindsay: Liz, would you like to visit me in my little cloud?

Liz: YEAH!! ::runs up to the cloud::

::Lindsay and Liz float away in a little cloud::

Lyla: Umm. okaaaaaay..

::screen goes out::