AN: Sorry, but we are running out of commercial ideas. . so this time, the
commercials are alllllll about us.
***Commercial Break***
::James Bond theme music in background and Liz and Lindsay are in a forest, rolling around and hiding behind trees::
Lindsay: Hurry Liz! The enemy is close by!!
Liz: ::gasp:: Why did I wear my shorts and Birkenstocks today!?
Lindsay: Hehehe, I'm always prepared!
Liz: What!? You are never prepared! Like that one time when you didn't have those items to destroy the bad guy. . an d that time when. . .
::James Bond theme music starts up again with Liz and Lindsay arguing::
***
::A warm summer night with fireflies all around::
Lindsay: ::catches a firefly:: Look! It's my friend! I will name you Eric!
Liz: Sadly. . it's the only thing that wants to be your friend.
Lindsay: ::sadly:: Yes. . .
Liz: ::catches a firefly:: Look! I have a friend too!
Lindsay: ::catches another firefly:: Look! I have two friends! I will name you. . Billy!
Liz: No, no, no, only one friend per person.
Lindsay: Ok. . ::frees Billy:: Bye. . .::sniff:: Billy! Be good, and if the other fireflies pick on you. . remember what I taught you can kick some firefly a. . .
Liz: Lindsay!!!
Lindsay: ::blushes:: I sorry. . .::whispers to Billy:: Be good. . .LOOK LIZ!! THAT FIREFLY'S BUTT IT GLOWING! IT WON'T STOP!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!
::Lindsay collapses in a spaz attack and Liz stares at her then runs away. . not getting help::
***Commercial Break Ends***
Lindsay: ::running around with a spray bottle with water squirting it up and jumping under the mist:: I'm singing in the rain!!
Liz: ::looks up from reading Macbeth:: Freak. . . ::continues reading::
Lindsay: ::sprays Liz's book::
Liz: What are you doing!?
Lindsay: I have no idea. . .
Liz: Um, Ok. ::walks away from mist and puts down book::
Lindsay: ANYWAY.
Liz: I'm bored. I have absolutely NOTHING to do. except sit. with. you. ::begins the slow, dismal process of loosing her sanity::
Lindsay: Were you EVER sane?
Liz: If I wasn't I would've been insane, and technically wouldn't that be like "in-sane", as in a zone of sanity. meaning, I was actually sane the whole time?
Lindsay: ::stares in confusion:: .. ::sprays mist:: SINGING THE RAIN, JUST SINGING IN THE RAIN, WHAT A WONDERFUL FEELING I'M HAPPY AGAIN.
Liz: ::sigh:: Who are our guests anyway?
Lindsay: ::going through drawer:: whoops, looking for something that wasn't there. Iiiiii'm a dork. ::picks up character guide:: How about. Ronald and Louis!!
Liz: Okkkk. Come on out guys
Ronald: Hey, y'all. We better cut this kind of fast 'cause I gotta go take care of my. ::looks around suspiciously:: "tomato" plants.
Lindsay: How did you get here so fast? I, like, said your name and then * poof * you were here!
Louis: I'm here too.
Liz: What do you do anyway?
Lindsay: SO MANY SMILIES SO LITTLE TIME!! I'm happy, I'm driving, I'm happy and I'm driving.
Louis: I own.
Lindsay: THE TOOL SHOP!! WHAT'D I WIN, WHAT'D I WIN!?
Liz: ::hands over paper napkin:: Knock yourself out.
Lindsay: MY HAT I WAS WONDERING WHERE IT WENT! ::puts napkin on head:: ::Begins meowing at kitty::
Everyone Else: ::stares in utter terror::
Lindsay: Here ::picks up another napkin:: where this Liz!!
Liz: I'd rather not.
Lindsay: WEAR IT!!
Liz: Fine. ::puts on "hat":: ::looks at hand and sees a splinter:: INVADER!!! INVADER!!
Lindsay: Here. let Lindsay fix it, just go find me a needle.
Ronald: Needles? Needles? NEEDLES!!?? ::runs off stage in terror::
Louis: He just wanted an excuse to go water his "plants"
Liz: INVADER, INVADER!!!
Lindsay: ::starts stabbing Liz with needle:: Almost got it..
Liz: I'M BLEEDING NOW!!
Lindsay: Liz ::sigh:: that's just 'cause you're thinking about it, try not to think about it
Louis: Oh the confusion. ::walks far,far away::
Liz: Well, that was short-lived. I guess we need new guests.
Lindsay: Hey. ::looks at crowd:: You all remember Vaughn right?? Well. ::ahem:: now. HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND ::starts singing "Going to the Chapel" in an un-naturally high voice::
Vaughn: Um. Hi.Alabama IS cool. Vic: Yeah. Hi.
Lindsay: ::turns on "Cha Cha Slide" and starts dancing to the instructions::
Stereo: Take it back now, one step this time, Cha Cha real smooth.
Lindsay: ::dancing::
Vic &Vaughn: ::join Lindsay::
Stereo: Five hops this time, right foot two stomps, left foot two stomps. . .
Liz: ::stares at stereo:: EEEEEEEVILLLLLLLLLLL ::holds up cross:: SEEDS OF REBELLION IN YOUR EAR!!!
Vic: ::collapse in fit of giggles with Liz::
Vaughn & Lindsay: ::stares at Vic and Liz, looks at each other and then keeps on dancing::
::screen fuzzes out::
***Commercial Break***
::James Bond theme music in background and Liz and Lindsay are in a forest, rolling around and hiding behind trees::
Lindsay: Hurry Liz! The enemy is close by!!
Liz: ::gasp:: Why did I wear my shorts and Birkenstocks today!?
Lindsay: Hehehe, I'm always prepared!
Liz: What!? You are never prepared! Like that one time when you didn't have those items to destroy the bad guy. . an d that time when. . .
::James Bond theme music starts up again with Liz and Lindsay arguing::
***
::A warm summer night with fireflies all around::
Lindsay: ::catches a firefly:: Look! It's my friend! I will name you Eric!
Liz: Sadly. . it's the only thing that wants to be your friend.
Lindsay: ::sadly:: Yes. . .
Liz: ::catches a firefly:: Look! I have a friend too!
Lindsay: ::catches another firefly:: Look! I have two friends! I will name you. . Billy!
Liz: No, no, no, only one friend per person.
Lindsay: Ok. . ::frees Billy:: Bye. . .::sniff:: Billy! Be good, and if the other fireflies pick on you. . remember what I taught you can kick some firefly a. . .
Liz: Lindsay!!!
Lindsay: ::blushes:: I sorry. . .::whispers to Billy:: Be good. . .LOOK LIZ!! THAT FIREFLY'S BUTT IT GLOWING! IT WON'T STOP!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!
::Lindsay collapses in a spaz attack and Liz stares at her then runs away. . not getting help::
***Commercial Break Ends***
Lindsay: ::running around with a spray bottle with water squirting it up and jumping under the mist:: I'm singing in the rain!!
Liz: ::looks up from reading Macbeth:: Freak. . . ::continues reading::
Lindsay: ::sprays Liz's book::
Liz: What are you doing!?
Lindsay: I have no idea. . .
Liz: Um, Ok. ::walks away from mist and puts down book::
Lindsay: ANYWAY.
Liz: I'm bored. I have absolutely NOTHING to do. except sit. with. you. ::begins the slow, dismal process of loosing her sanity::
Lindsay: Were you EVER sane?
Liz: If I wasn't I would've been insane, and technically wouldn't that be like "in-sane", as in a zone of sanity. meaning, I was actually sane the whole time?
Lindsay: ::stares in confusion:: .. ::sprays mist:: SINGING THE RAIN, JUST SINGING IN THE RAIN, WHAT A WONDERFUL FEELING I'M HAPPY AGAIN.
Liz: ::sigh:: Who are our guests anyway?
Lindsay: ::going through drawer:: whoops, looking for something that wasn't there. Iiiiii'm a dork. ::picks up character guide:: How about. Ronald and Louis!!
Liz: Okkkk. Come on out guys
Ronald: Hey, y'all. We better cut this kind of fast 'cause I gotta go take care of my. ::looks around suspiciously:: "tomato" plants.
Lindsay: How did you get here so fast? I, like, said your name and then * poof * you were here!
Louis: I'm here too.
Liz: What do you do anyway?
Lindsay: SO MANY SMILIES SO LITTLE TIME!! I'm happy, I'm driving, I'm happy and I'm driving.
Louis: I own.
Lindsay: THE TOOL SHOP!! WHAT'D I WIN, WHAT'D I WIN!?
Liz: ::hands over paper napkin:: Knock yourself out.
Lindsay: MY HAT I WAS WONDERING WHERE IT WENT! ::puts napkin on head:: ::Begins meowing at kitty::
Everyone Else: ::stares in utter terror::
Lindsay: Here ::picks up another napkin:: where this Liz!!
Liz: I'd rather not.
Lindsay: WEAR IT!!
Liz: Fine. ::puts on "hat":: ::looks at hand and sees a splinter:: INVADER!!! INVADER!!
Lindsay: Here. let Lindsay fix it, just go find me a needle.
Ronald: Needles? Needles? NEEDLES!!?? ::runs off stage in terror::
Louis: He just wanted an excuse to go water his "plants"
Liz: INVADER, INVADER!!!
Lindsay: ::starts stabbing Liz with needle:: Almost got it..
Liz: I'M BLEEDING NOW!!
Lindsay: Liz ::sigh:: that's just 'cause you're thinking about it, try not to think about it
Louis: Oh the confusion. ::walks far,far away::
Liz: Well, that was short-lived. I guess we need new guests.
Lindsay: Hey. ::looks at crowd:: You all remember Vaughn right?? Well. ::ahem:: now. HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND ::starts singing "Going to the Chapel" in an un-naturally high voice::
Vaughn: Um. Hi.Alabama IS cool. Vic: Yeah. Hi.
Lindsay: ::turns on "Cha Cha Slide" and starts dancing to the instructions::
Stereo: Take it back now, one step this time, Cha Cha real smooth.
Lindsay: ::dancing::
Vic &Vaughn: ::join Lindsay::
Stereo: Five hops this time, right foot two stomps, left foot two stomps. . .
Liz: ::stares at stereo:: EEEEEEEVILLLLLLLLLLL ::holds up cross:: SEEDS OF REBELLION IN YOUR EAR!!!
Vic: ::collapse in fit of giggles with Liz::
Vaughn & Lindsay: ::stares at Vic and Liz, looks at each other and then keeps on dancing::
::screen fuzzes out::