This story does not represent Chloe Grace Moretz or any other celebrities mentioned, it is purely a work of fiction.

Created, written and starring Chloe Grace Moretz

Guest starring: Margot Robbie as Ms Dalton.

Rated TV MA

A Very Special Episode!

Mindy surprised Alice at her locker with this weird expression on her face, not trying to scare her obviously just trying to be a goof.

"Mindy where were you yesterday?"

"You know me, girl, I had to go undercover."

"Is it true?" Alice whispered, both excited and worried for her best gal pal.

"What?"

"You, know that text you sent me about..."

Mindy covered her mouth before she could utter that name, "Whoa, careful. But yes," Mindy smiled all swoon, "Damn, she can kiss."

Alice was swoon now, just imagining Mindy's perfect lips kissing Miranda Swedlow's, "You should've filmed it," Mindy raised an eyebrow, not sure what she meant by that, "I mean...could've been a real moment between you two."

"Oh it was and it's the first of many to come."

"Well I better give you your present now in case you have to go on another one of your assignments."

"Ooh. Dallas cheerleaders?" Mindy's puppy dog eyes were hopeful.

Alice giggled and took a medium sized purple wrapped box out of her locker, "I think it's just as good."

"Awesome, Alice, I can't wait to open it!" Mindy put it close to her ear and shook it, she could hear something rattle inside.

"Hey," Alice folded her arms, she was very sacred about present giving, "No opening yet. Wait until you get home."

"Huh? Why can't I open it here?"

Alice looked at her, she knew how Mindy liked keeping most of her life a secret and she knew she wouldn't want people like Principal Hadler or Brooke seeing what was in that box.

"Oh ok, gotcha," Mindy said, opening her locker, "But luckily I'm really good at keeping my professional life and personal life separate."

A whole pile of panties and bras fell out, Alice was shocked, it was an avalanche of every size and colored panty, thong and G-string and over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder. "Oh jeez!"

Alice helped her try to cram them all back in there, "Mindy? Are all of these yours?"

"Uh...not exactly...," Mindy looked guilty, adorable but guilty; Alice was really not so sure about Mindy's innocent perverted schemes sometimes.

"Are these from the girls' locker room?"

"Well some are from this school I think," Mindy said, biting her bottom lip.

Alice was slightly aghast, "Mindy!"

Mindy scratched the back of her head, "I might have a problem."

The school's intercom kicked in, it was always at full blast so whether it was a kid in trouble or it was announcing taco Tuesday it sounded loud and urgent.

"MINDY MCCREADY! REPORT TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE AT ONCE!"

"Dang it!" Mindy exclaimed, "How did they know?"

"Well you better get going, I'll finish up here."

"Thanks, Alice," Mindy hugged her, it was enough time for Alice to sniff her hair before she ran away again.

"Dang it," Alice said under her breath.

"STUDENTS IT'S TACO TUESDAY! BE SURE TO PICK UP YOUR TACOS AT LUNCH!"


Mindy was sure Brooke ratted her out but she was certain she grabbed everyone's underwear when they were all in the showers. Principal Hadler looked peeved, maybe not as angry as he should be if he was accusing her of being a panty bandit.

"Mindy."

"Principal Hadler," she refrained from leaning back in her chair, "What can I help you with today?"

"You're a good student, Mindy," he paced back and forth behind his desk, she wasn't sure what his game was.

"Uh, thank you sir."

"I wish we had a hundred students like you...but...," Mindy braced herself for the worst, "You've been missing some important classes. Skipping out. Many teachers have found you just getting up from your seat and running out the door. It's like you're always being called away."

"Well...sorry sir see...," Mindy knew she shouldn't be too nervous with this bald headed adult trying to put her down, "I have this part time job and..."

"I believe you Mindy," he said finding his pacing took him to the back of her chair, "But there has to be a way to keep you here for learning. Your main priority should be school unless you don't want to graduate."

Mindy thought her heart stopped, she had to get her diploma, she'd be a huge disappointment especially to Marcus. Could she have really missed that much time? She remembered how she was called into a mission to help defuse a bomb on an ocean liner during a Math quiz last week, then there was that time she had to sneak away during gym to infiltrate a terrorist group planning on bombing a bridge and of course when she was brought out several times in a month to fight advanced AI robots; they really weren't that advanced but it was fun smashing them.

"Don't worry Principal Hadler I won't leave class from now on...unless it's a real emergency."

"Good to hear," he put a pink slip of paper in front of her.

"What's this?"

"You're to take that to the library to get stamped by Ms Dalton after you serve detention."

Mindy did a double take turning her neck to the man she thought she could trust, if she did it too hard she'd spin all the way around, "Detention? I've never served detention!"

"It's only for today, after school."

"But if Marcus finds out he might not take me to the strip...," Mindy caught herself before she finished that sentence, Principal Hadler looked rather puzzled on what word she was stuck on, "Mall...to pick out my present."

"Well he is a tough but fair man," Principal Hadler looked at a sheet on his desk that also might concern her, "Oh, um, Mindy," he chuckled, "You wouldn't happen to know about any underwear going missing in the girls' changing room would you?"

Mindy played it cool, or at least as cool as she could, "What? Um no. What happened?"

"Seems several girls including Brooke's have gone missing."

"No idea, sir."

"I thought so. Have you noticed anything strange? Anyone hanging around in the girls' room with you?"

Mindy threw her ands up and shrugged, "No clue, sir."

He chuckled, "Brooke seems to think you're behind it."

Mindy laughed hard, harder than she should have to look innocent, "Why would I do that? That's like accusing me of drilling that hole in the girls' shower!"

Principal Hadler laughed hard himself, he had to wipe away a tear, "I remember that. Why would you?"

"Right? I'm a girl? Why would I do that? Like did I take a drill from the storage room and find a weak wall close by to drill a tiny hole in? Ridiculous, sir!"


"Detention?" Alice exclaimed, she sat with Mindy during lunch where she forced her to spill on what was bothering her.

Mindy let out a sigh as she tried to enjoy her tuna melt, "I know, Marcus will flip if he finds out I've been missing classes."

"Why don't you tell him what you do? What's the worst that could happen?"

"No way, that could jeopardize things especially since he's still on the same force daddy was on."

Alice was taken aback, "Well then why did you tell me?"

"Because, girl," said Mindy, touching Alice's short hair, "He doesn't have what we have."

Alice tried to hide any blemish from appearing on her face, interrupting this was Brooke's ex football boyfriend, Cliff walked up to their table with his fellow players, "Yo, Mindy! I passed Chemistry!" He high fived her.

"Awesome! Knew you could do it, Cliff!"

"You were right about Kimberly!"

"Knew you two would be a good match! She's fine! Took a lot for me not to hit on her."

They both laughed, surprising Alice with how close they were, "Hey, you coming to the pep rally tomorrow?"

"Hells yeah, bro! Bulldogs forever!" She bumped her chest into his.

"Later, Mindy. Alice."

Cliff and his boys left to their table, Alice did a double take of Mindy, smiling and carrying on, "Damn, so crazy."

"I didn't know you were friends with Cliff."

"Yeah, girl, I've been helping him with his homework. He's real smart, just needs to apply himself. Now that he passed Chemistry he can beat those Wolverines! Where's your school spirit?"

"Whoa, I had no idea," Alice laughed.

"Trust me we have a lot in common. But I defiantly love titties more than him."

"Well nobody loves titties more than you, Mindy," Alice smiled, "So you told him to break up with Brooke?"

"No, I just asked why he was wasting his time with her sorry ass when he could be with that hot Lebanese chick Kimberly," Mindy saw the look of shock on Alice's face, it could've been shock from knowing just how responsible she was or shock that she didn't claim Kimberly for herself, "I know what you're thinking, I was thinking about it, she is fine but I know my boy Cliff had it for her before I did."

"Wow, that's really noble of you, Mindy."

"Dang, I can't believe I have to go to detention, I always get horny at the end of the day."

Alice's eyes widened, "Really?"

"Yeah, I might be able to get off before then. Before I go have detention with Ms Dull-ton."

Alice groaned, "Ms Dalton? Ugh! She's so stuffy and boring. I heard she uses a broken clock just to mess with people."

"That's the kind of luck I have today," Mindy said, looking up at the ceiling in defeat like God was punishing her.

"Yeah, you probably want to get started on that harem."

"Miss Swedlow is TBD as of right now. But it does give me ideas on how to officially letting women join."

"Oh? How?"

"I'm thinking about squirting. Maybe all over them to claim them but maybe that's too nasty," she said, tapping her chin.

"Sounds awesome," Alice said, ecstatic just imagining Mindy doing that.

"Crazy I know but I have gotten pretty good at it through training."

Alice lifted an eyebrow, she wanted to ask her how she managed to do that but the bell rang, lunch was over, it was getting ever so closer for Mindy's first ever detention. She bumped fists with Alice, "Later, girl."

"Good luck, Mindy. Stay strong," Alice raised a fist in support.


Mindy missed her chance of masturbating during class, she was fidgety going to the library, her jeggings were riding up her crotch, she had to keep picking at her camel toe. "Dammit!"

Ms Dalton, a woman in her 30s sat at the big librarian desk, she was such a plain woman, blonde, her hair tied up all the way to the back of her head, glasses, pale skin, dress and blouse, all very conservative; though Mindy did think she was kind of cute in like an Amish sort of way.

"Shh!" She said when Mindy cursed under her breath. Mindy showed her the pink slip Hadler gave her, "Follow me."

Mindy hadn't been in this library that much, never had time, she didn't know there was a whole other section cut off from the front, looked like an average study hall just with a teacher's desk and over sized clock to intimidate you. She sat down at one of the tables facing Ms Dalton and the clock.

Mindy didn't know what to do, she didn't have that much homework really, it was just way to quiet, she leaned back in her chair and kept banging one leg down on the floor, Ms Dalton obviously wasn't too amused, she adjusted those glasses and cleared her throat.

Mindy stopped and realized what was doing without thinking, "Oh, sorry," she said, pushing her chair into the table, Ms Dalton put her fingers to her lips, ridiculous seeing that there was no one else around, she did look like she was writing something but Mindy didn't really know what she could be catching up on other than a Sudoku puzzle. Mindy leaned over to sneak a look but stopped when Ms Dalton darted her eyes at her. She'd barely been there five minutes and this was feeling excruciating. She tried imagining what Ms Dalton looked like under that blouse, 'Damn, if she'd just put her hair down and maybe unbutton a few buttons I bet she'd be a total queen,' she thought. Mindy started drawing what she believed Ms Dalton to look like or at least her fantasy, it probably wasn't the best idea seeing horny she already was but it was kind of amusing. She drew Ms Dalton on a stripper pole with two E cup sized breasts; Mindy couldn't help but snicker like a fool.

"Is there something I can help you with, Miss McCready?"

Mindy wanted to say: "Yeah you can start by coming over here and licking my PUSSY" but she wasn't brave enough, "Nah, I'm good."

Ms Dalton frowned and went back to her "work", Mindy decided to add more to the crude picture including a sketch of her and Alice tossing money on stage for the stripper/librarian, she laughed just thinking about showing this to her later.

"Miss McCready!"

"Sorry! My bad!" Mindy put the drawing away and started spinning her pencil like a drumstick, "Can I ask you something?"

Ms Dalton ignored her, Mindy was aggravated, what was this chick's deal? Mindy's phone started to vibrate: 'HEADQUARTERS'.

"Shit," Mindy whispered, she tried texting them to hold off for the next hour.

"Put that phone away!"

"Um, sorry I'll be quick it's..."

Ms Dalton was fast getting out of her chair and taking Mindy's phone away, she put it in her drawer; she did this thing, this movement to her hips and her jaw as she sat back down as if to tell Mindy that was that.

Mindy wasn't having it, no adult treated her this way and got away with it!

"Yo! What's your deal? That was really important!" Ms Dalton put her finger to her lips, Mindy mocked her, doing the same she then stuck out her tongue; for a second Ms Dalton looked surprised to see how long it was, "Yeah, you like that?" Mindy asked, wagging her tongue out of her mouth. Ms Dalton tried ignoring her again but it was hard with just how crass Mindy was. "Anyone ever do this to you?" Mindy wagged her tongue through her two fingers, sure the woman knew what that gesture meant.

Ms Dalton slapped her hand down on her desk, "How about I suggest to Principal Hadler you get detention for the next couple weeks?"

Mindy folded her arms, "You wouldn't."

Ms Dalton did the same, "Try me."

"I need my phone back, Dalton, it's a matter of life or death."

A sliver of a smile appeared on Ms Dalton's face, "Oh really?"

"Yeah! And you keeping me here could cost a lot of lives," Mindy knew she had to convince this hag she was legit, "See I'm an agent. I'm trained in Black Ops, counter terrorism, I know five types of martial arts, I got my Black belt in karate, I started with firearms at a young age. As of right now I have over 200 confirmed kills."

There was a long pause, "So like John Wick?"

Mindy sighed, "No this is real life."

"Very entertaining, Miss McCready but I think now it's time you relax and hush up for the rest of the day."

Mindy pouted, it wasn't working no matter how hard she tried to make it adorable, she thought of every possible excuse to get out of this, she honestly consider using a technique she learned about breaking someone's neck in one second like it never happened.

"One last thing," Mindy said, raising her hand, "Then I'll shut up."

Ms Dalton adjusted her glasses and narrowed her gaze, "Alright but make it quick."

"You ever hear of a harem?"

Ms Dalton frowned, "A what?"

"A harem. I want to tell you what it is so you'll understand me better."

Ms Dalton put her papers aside and folded her arms, "Alright...what is it?"

"See to know what a harem is I have to tell you more about me. See I'm into women if you haven't already guessed, I've also been cursed with this high libido. My dream is to have as many women I can get my hands on, as many partners as I can. Like a family." Mindy swore Ms Dalton looked a smidge interested, "And well just saying maybe if you let your hair down and maybe let people seeing what you're hiding under there someone could include you in there's hell even me."

Ms Dalton maintained a straight face, "This is ridiculous."

Mindy raised an eyebrow, she smiled, knowing she wanted to hear more, old spy trick she picked up from the academy, "I bet you want to let loose, I bet you used to be a lot of fun even."

"This harem...how does one get in?" She asked this with a tremble in her voice; she had her now.

Mindy smiled and continued, "Well if it was mine I had this idea of claiming my women, leaving my mark on them so to speak."

Ms Dalton adjusted her glasses, "How so?"

"Well I'd squirt on them. I'd get them on their knees and blast them in the face once I work up enough to ejaculate on them."

Ms Dalton leaned over her desk a little, anticipating more, "Are you serious?"

"Hell yeah, I've been practicing at home. See I've got this bullseye target on my bedroom wall and I've lied on my bed rubbing myself and aiming for it. I've managed to squirt pretty far like 10 feet almost."

Ms Dalton didn't seem grossed out yet but rather amused, "K, now you're just messing with me."

Mindy laughed, "No way, ho...I mean Dalton," that would cost her another detention for sure.

Ms Dalton straightened her back into the chair, "I think we're quite done with this, Miss McCready."

"Wait...I'm sorry, Ms Dalton," Mindy looked down at the floor, face all sullen, "I know I can sound kind of mean some times but I really don't mean to. You seem like a cool chick, the kind I'd like to smoke a bowl with some time. Probably not as stuffy as everyone says you are. You're cool," Mindy got up from her chair and kept her eyes on the woman, she swayed her hips, hoping she liked what she saw; she had to have spotted her camel toe at least. Ms Dalton didn't say anything, it was all happening so fast, Mindy leaned over the desk and brushed her thumb across Ms Dalton's puffy red lips. Ms Dalton objected but Mindy closed her eyes, no fear and moved in for a kiss. Ms Dalton didn't jerk her head back in time, Mindy had her, she held the back of her head and worked her passionate lips.

"What...what...," Miss Dalton was dazed, lipstick smudged, her eyes got all big, "This...this is wrong!"

Mindy giggled, "It's all good, girl, just settle down."

"No I...you tricked me!" She pointed a finger, shaming the scheming blonde.

Mindy held her hands out in surrender, "Whoa! Ok I see how it is."

Ms Dalton was so frustrated it looked like a vein might pop in her head, she didn't know what to do about this, "Why would you do that?"

Mindy got serious for a moment, her tone shifted, "Because I wanted to." Ms Dalton looked the girl up and down, she was both irritated and fascinated by her, "I'll make it up to you?"

"How?" She asked, cleaning some of her lipstick off her face.

"I'll give you a massage."

Ms Dalton was done with these games, "I do not want a massage, Mindy!"

"Look I see how big your titties are!" Mindy exclaimed pointing to her chest, looked like a little bit of heft behind that blouse, "I'll give you a nice titty massage!"

"Ugh! This is so inappropriate!"

"Nah, girl!"

"And stop calling me GIRL!"

Mindy backed off for a second, she looked down and scratched the back of her head, "Sorry, Ms Dalton, I really just wanted to help. My titties aren't as big as yours but I massage them sometimes. Not really the same unless it's someone else. Think I could just take a peek?"

"NO!"

"I'll show you mine," Mindy bit her lip, all innocent, Ms Dalton just did not know what to think of her. Was she a degenerate? Up to some weird prank? A pervert? Secret agent?

"Trust me these aren't just for kissing," Mindy said, pointing to her supple pillows, "I've been told mine are good titty sucking lips."

This made Ms Dalton chuckle, she could've been falling under her spell, "I know you haven't been touched in like forever, Ms Dalton but I can help with that."

Ms Dalton scoffed, Mindy moved in, sliding her hand down Ms Dalton's face, making her look at her again, "Damn, you are beautiful. Somebody hurt you?" Ms Dalton hesitated, Mindy pressed her finger into her lips now, shushing her, "It's alright, let agent McCready help you." She slipped her finger into Ms Dalton's mouth, Ms Dalton seemed to be enjoying this, she sucked willingly onto her strong fingers, "Nice!" Mindy used her free hand to unbutton that tight white blouse, she got her other hand free for a moment to take the rest off, in turn kissing Ms Dalton again; this was way too easy! Mindy loved the big bra she had on, white with this nice fabric design you'd find on the best lingerie, "Whoa!" She made Ms Dalton smile.

"You really want to massage them?"

Mindy smiled, she was so innocent, "I do."

"Will you...use your mouth too?"

Mindy was ready to blush, she was so adorable, "You got it, Dalton." Mindy removed the bra like a pro, "I've had a lot of practice." Both her and Ms Dalton laughed. Ms Dalton loved seeing how excited Mindy got seeing her double D breasts, erect pink nipples, silver dollars.

Mindy licked her lips, she was all misty eyed, "Ms Dalton, you have the distinct honor of having the first pair of real female breasts I've seen in the flesh!" Ms Dalton would have asked the obvious: 'Seriously? You never looked at your own?' but she was just too cute to question. Ms Dalton enjoyed Mindy's strong hands squeezing her breasts, her moans made Mindy realized she really hadn't been touched in a very long time. Mindy loved how soft and natural they were, she liked exploring and playing with them, she made the woman laugh when she weighed them in both hands, bouncing them.

"You ticklish, Ms Dalton?"

Ms Dalton chuckled, Mindy honored her request by using her mouth, first she kissed them gently, her delicate pale skin, and sucked on those big nipples, worshipping them as they should be. Ms Dalton sounded like she was ready to cum when Mindy slid her tongue all over them. The noise she was making was big trouble for Mindy however, she was feeling like she was ready to blow.

"Ugh!" Mindy exclaimed nearly toppling over.

"Mindy?" Ms Dalton asked, frightened, "What's wrong?"

"I think...I think...I'M GONNA CUM!"

"Huh?" Ms Dalton didn't clue in right away.

Mindy grabbed her hand, "It's now or never! You want me to blast you?"

Ms Dalton again didn't clue in right away until finally, "Oh!" A smile spread across her face, "OK!"

She was fully onboard now, she recklessly abandoned all of her adult intuition, Mindy had her, she was her girl, she did something for her nobody at this school would. Mindy decided to try and sit on the table opposite Ms Dalton and aim for her face, she pulled her pants off, Ms Dalton froze when she saw Mindy's gushing pink pussy, the girl was ready for action.

Ms Dalton opened her mouth nice and wide, eyes closed, Mindy was ready to blow.

"Alright, Ms Dalton! Prepare to get BLASTED!"

It wasn't as powerful as being shot with a fire hose but it drenched her clothes all the same, Ms Dalton moaned comically as Mindy squirted in her mouth, hair, face and all over her body, she defiantly got some books wet too; hey she had a lot of pint up stress she needed help releasing. Mindy laughed when she saw what the damage was, she sat up and looked her once grumpy teacher up and down.

"Wow, Miss Dalton! You really know how to take a load to the face!" Ms Dalton removed her soaked glasses, Mindy's juices continued to drip down the woman's face long after she was doused, "Really nice look for you, huh, Dalton?"

"Wow," she said, confused and breathless, "That was so good!"

Mindy stopped her from wiping her face, "Do me one more favor."

"Anything for you, Mindy," Ms Dalton said, licking her lips, tasting some more of her sweetness.

"Can you leave that on the rest of the day?" Mindy smiled.

Ms Dalton was a bit shocked but warmed up to that idea, "Yes."

"Good girl," Mindy chuckled, she pulled her jeggings back on and strapped on her backpack.

"So, Mindy?"

"Yes, Ms Dalton?"

"I'm...really a part of your harem?"

"Oh of course you are," Mindy leaned over the desk and kissed those cherry lips once more; Mindy knew that if this was a sitcom the live studio audience would have been cheering, with a lot of hooting and hollering, "Damn I taste good! Well, gotta go protect the world. See you real soon, girl. Stay out of trouble!"

Mindy opened the window and jumped out, Ms Dalton blew her a kiss not realizing other students were coming in the room to study. She smiled, forgetting Mindy came all over her, the students were appalled seeing this normally prim and proper woman with messy hair and her blouse open but she did seem in a good mood at least.

"Anyone need anything?"

To be continued!