This does not represent Chloe Grace Moretz or any actor mentioned, this is purely a work of fiction. Contains strong language and sexual content.

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Miranda Swedlow pulled up to her home in the suburbs, she was stressed after a long day, she tried hard but she couldn't get that short blonde off her mind. She couldn't understand why she had it so hard for her, she couldn't stop dreaming all of these horrendous acts; she knew better than to kiss a student, she knew it was wrong, unprofessional and unethical but she kept thinking of those lips, that tongue, those eyes, that gorgeous butt jumping out the window. She parked and cracked her back as she walked up the front steps, she had to get back into jogging, she kept telling herself this. Mindy stepped out of the bush near front door holding a box of chocolate and flowers, Miranda dropped her bag.

"MINDY?"

"Yo, Swedlow!"

"W-what are you...H-how do you know where I live?"

"Ah, hello? Secret agent, remember?" She laughed in spite of Miranda's long pale face.

"You can't be here right now."

"Huh?"

She picked up her bag and wrestled for her keys in her pocket, "Come on, girl, I got some music and..."

She tried blocking her out like a split personality, "Mindy, please! I can't be seen with you right now!"

Mindy was taken aback, that anger, "But...what about that date?"

Miranda held her head and sighed, "Mindy...I have to think about it." Mindy smirked, "Something tells me you've been thinking a lot about us."

Miranda didn't want her knowing she was right, didn't want her power go to her head, "This is just not something I can deal with right now."

"I can help you, girl. I can light some scented candles, give you a back rub and see where the night takes us," she said with a sly look on her face, Miranda couldn't not smile.

"Mindy, the librarian, Miss Dalton has been acting strange, would you happen to know anything about that?" Students told Miranda they were sure she was drunk or high because she'd never been nicer to them; seeing Mindy was one of the last people to see her before this sudden personality change she put the pieces together rather quickly.

Mindy shrugged, keeping it cool she said, "I may have had a little talk to her. My harem came up and I sort of maybe came in her face."

"WHAT?"

Mindy was looking her fingernails over as if it was no big deal, "Yup turns out some stuffy women like her just need a good blast in the face to feel appreciated."

Miranda wasn't sure whether to spank or strangle her, "I can't believe...You actually...There's no way you did...The fuck?"

She'd never heard her swear, it was exciting her to the point of wanting to rips the redhead's clothes off, "Don't worry, Miranda, you're still my girl and at the top of my list for the harem, if you want I can blast you right now. I rubbed one out while I was in gym but I'm pretty wired."

"Grrrrr!" Miranda pulled at her hair, frustrated by this girl's constant sexual needs.

"I know what will calm you down, " Mindy set the chocolate and flowers down, unrolled one of her sleeves and flexed, Miranda's eyes were comically big seeing how big Mindy's arm had gotten, "Yup I hit the bag every day, no big deal," she flexed it, putting Miranda in a kind of trance until she forced herself to snap out of it.

"You have to go now!"

"Or what?" Mindy chuckled, "You going to call the cops?"

Miranda smirked, slanted her eyes, "Marcus."

Mindy knew it was game over, Miranda took her phone out and had it ready like a gun to Mindy's heart, she ended up running but leaving the flowers with her love. Miranda smiled as Mindy ran down the street, faster than she could jog. Miranda picked up one of the flowers, a tulip, off the ground, sniffing it. 'How did she know purple tulips were my favorite?

Mindy was burnt out the next day going to school, she told Alice all about a mission she had to go on last night the very last minute that was really demanding.

"How did you ever survive your time with Miss Dalton?"

"Oh that was easy," Mindy grinned, "I just blasted her in the face."

"You shot her!?" Alice covered her mouth with both hands.

Mindy laughed, "No, silly I came on her face, squirted, pretty far too. It's how I'm going to claim all of the girls for my harem now actually."

"Whoa!" Alice sighed, she was so swoon she rested her head in her hands, "That sounds so romantic."

"That's how I roll," Mindy raised her chin, arms folded, pretty proud of herself.

"So you added Miss Dalton to your harem. Is Miss Swedlow next?"

Mindy frowned, "I hope so, I'm not sure what I have to do to get her attention."

"Hm," thought Alice, tapping her chin, "Well since you're in life or death situations every day you should really milk an injury."

Mindy let that sink in, "Not a bad plan," she said, massaging her chin, "Maybe I could fake breaking my arm or something."

"That's brilliant, Mindy!" Alice was getting excited just imagining Mindy doing her dirty deed, "Miss Swedlow's face will look so pretty with your cum all over it!"

Mindy was scared someone like Principal Hadler heard that little excited outburst, "The hell?" Brooke didn't make a noise stepping up to them, "Alice did you just say Mindy's cum will look pretty on our English teacher's face?" Brooke scoffed looking both girls over, "I thought Alice had better taste in friends but it turns out she's just as big a perv as you, McCready!"

"Better watch your mouth, Brooke," Mindy said, shielding Alice, she bumped her chest into Brooke, pushing her back, "I might stick my 15 inch dildo in it!"

"Good one, Mindy!" Alice high fived her.

"You're both sick!"

"I bet you're just jealous, Brooke," Alice folded her arms.

"Me? Jealous? As if!"

"I bet you want a spot in my harem," Mindy chuckled, she circled around the privileged blonde eying that skirt she had on, "Membership is open."

"Harem? What sick shit that?"

"Really exclusive group that will all be my girls."

Brooke made an even more repulsed face, "Gross. I would never be a part of that! No way you'd find anyone to be in it! No one wants to even date you, loser!"

Mindy faced her and sneered, "I bet by the Spring dance I'll have you on your knees with your mouth wide open, swallowing my pussy juices!"

"Dream on, you degenerate!"

She walked away, continuing cursing Mindy's warped mind; Mindy and Alice high fived again.

"Wow, you really think Brooke will want to be in your harem, Mindy?"

"No doubt in my mind," Mindy smiled confidently, "It's good to make her beg for it. I already know she has it bad."

Mindy went to open her locker knowing Biology would be starting soon...But she forgot once again something very important she left in there. Alice jumped when she saw what looked like a flattened woman with brown hair hang of the locker; just before she concluded her best friend had skinned a woman and kept her remains she saw that it was plastic.

"Dang it!" Mindy shouted, "I meant to fix her."

"You have a sex doll, Mindy?"

Mindy grimaced, a little embarrassed of anyone seeing, "Alice this is Sophia, Sophia this is Alice," she held out the sex doll's deflated hand and ALice shook it.

"Nice to meet you."

"I've been practicing on her for a while but I got a little rough with her."

Mindy was gifted the sex doll by the agency as a joke but Mindy took a liking to it and decided to practice her moves on Miss Swedlow, she enjoyed making out with the comically wide and round mouth she would get naked and hump the thing into submission. The previous night she got way too excited.

"Yeah! Yeah! Come on Sophia!" Mindy cried out, "You're so hot! Ah! Ah! Yeah take it! Yeah, girl!" She heard a pop followed by the hissing of air, Sophia sprang a leak and was losing air fast, "I got you, girl!" Mindy tried blowing air into the doll's mouth but to no avail, "Don't you die on me, dammit!"

Alice thought the situation was hilarious but found Mindy's favorite sexual toy destroyed rather tragic, "You can probably find something around here to patch Sophia up.

"True dat," Mindy said, pondering how she could kill two birds with one stone by sneaking into the nurse's office for Alice's genius plan to get sympathy from Swedlow, "I'll catch you later, girl, gotta put 'Operation: Injured for Swedlow' into motion."

"You the woman, Mindy!" Alice said, high fiving her once more.

"You got that, right, Alice! Stay out of trouble now," Mindy shoved Sophia into her backpack and headed for the nurse's office.

Mindy crawled on the hard cold recently buffed floor, she knew old Nurse Gladys would be on a smoke break for a good ten minutes but she needed to be stealthy getting what she needed. Nurse Gladys was not the kind of woman to be included in her harem, she was a crusty, over the hill chain smoker. She ended up bumping into a chair, stool and cabinet, shaking some supplies off the shelves and onto the floor.

"Gauze! Score!" Mindy exclaimed, pocketing a roll."

"Young lady, what are you doing on the floor?"

Mindy saw white shoes, she aimed her eyes slowly upward, drinking this tall glass of water. Thick tanned legs, shapely hips, that white uniform, that face, this was some kind of Hispanic Goddess.

"Wait, you're not Nurse Gladys!"

"She's on a break. I'm Nurse Carolina."

Mindy stood up and exclaimed, "Well, hello, Nurse!"

She smiled, hoping maybe she'd get the reference but she remained deadpanned, unsure what to make of this weird blonde girl on the floor. She touched her forehead with the back of her hand, "You are rather warm. Did you hit your head?"

"Lots of times," Mindy smiled obliviously, "Why?"

She shined a little flashlight in her eyes, "I think you should sit down."

Mindy sat on the patient bed, "Should I take off my clothes?"

"Uh...no, that's not necessary," she said, nervously.

"K, but I'll take them off if that will help you with your work," she winked.

Nurse Carolina sighed and grabbed a few items, Mindy suspected she thought she had a concussion, "It's pretty dangerous out there on the field."

"You work on a farm?"

Mindy would've laughed, but she was a little insulted, "No, sweetness, but I've milked a titty or two."

It didn't seem like she heard her, "Ok now follow the light," Mindy followed that little medical flashlight of hers, it took a lot of will power not to stare at the huge cleavage she was sporting, Mindy wondered if those big tanned melons were real or not. She tested her reflexes with one of those little hammers to her knee.

"I have very fast reflexes," Mindy bragged, "I'm also double jointed," she was a little disappointed she wasn't watching her bend her long fingers.

"Stick out your tongue."

"WAAUUUUHHHH!" Mindy stuck out her tongue, rolling out that long pink thing, curling to show the nurse what skills she had.

Nurse Carolina might have been a little surprised with its length but she was too serious with her work, "Nothing red just pink."

"Just the way I like it," Mindy said, wiggling her thick eyebrows at her.

"Hm, you don't seem to have a concussion," she looked her up and down, "Roll up your sleeves for me,"

"You got it, girl."

Mindy showed both exposed arms, one of them got the good nurse's attention, a mark that Mindy didn't know was there, an unmistaken flesh wound from a stray bullet.

"Young lady, you've been shot!"

Mindy didn't fee the wound until she saw it, "Dammmnn! Musta just grazed me."

"You didn't feel it?" The professional asked her, worried about her safety.

"Nah, see when I'm on missions I'm normally so full of adrenaline I don't feel nothin'. That is unless I rub up against something or see some hot momma like yourself."

Carolina held her forehead and fretted, "I will have to report this to the police!"

Mindy stopped flirting for a second, "Come again?"

"This is serious! I have to report gun shot wounds!"

Mindy never thought about that, all these nurses and doctors always had to report this kind of stuff, it was the law and of course something Marcus would find out about in a hurry. Mindy grabbed Carolina's wrist when she dialed '9'.

"Nurse, Carolina...please you can't tell anyone about this. I can't afford exposing myself."

"But...But my job..."

Mindy touched her lips with her finger, the woman was surprised but didn't resist her, "Your job is safe. See I'm a secret agent and I want to keep it that way."

"Wait...do you kill people?"

Mindy smirked, "Only the bad guys."

Nurse Carolina was stuck between being scared and excited, "You are...flirting with me?"

Mindy showed her pearly whites, "Guilty. It's just hard to concentrate with such a beautiful woman in the same room."

"Wow...I have never been hit on by another woman...," she was confused when Mindy moved her head in close to hers ready to kiss her.

Carolina moved her head back, "But I mustn't, I may bring shame to my family."

Mindy whispered, "What does your heart say?"

Carolina kissed Mindy on the lips before the seductive blonde could make the first move, her lips were sweet, she wrapped one leg around Mindy's and panted, she must've been all hot and bothered just waiting for an opportunity like this to arise.

"But we could get into so much trouble, " she whispered all husky, continuing to kiss the teenager.

"That's what makes it so hot," Mindy said, blowing in her ear, she kissed her neck and ripped her top open to motorboat the biggest pair of tits she'd ever seen.

"Oh you are such a nice girl," Carolina continued, throwing her head back as Mindy used all of her strength to get through that bra, "A very nice girl."

Mindy giggled, "Damn, girl, you're so fine."

"You're cute," she smiled at her and shoved Mindy's face into her breasts, Mindy loved motorboating them and making noise, "WUBBAWUBBAWUBBAWUBBA!" Mainly to make the good nurse laugh.

Carolina helped Mindy out of her clothes and got her on the patient's table and kissed her all over her naked body. Mindy grabbed a stethascope and tried it on, "I always wanted to play doctor!"

Mindy liked Carolina sucking on her smaller breasts and knowing just where to kiss her, "Damn, girl, you sure you never did this before?"

She was about to stick her fingers into Mindy's wet pussy but Mindy gave her a little warning, "I'd love nothing more to be penetrated by you but I'm saving my first for someone special. You can eat me out though. Bet it tastes good."

Carolina wasn't sure she able to but with some coaxing from Mindy she managed to give her one hell of a licking. Mindy spilled about the harem and her dedication to Miss Swedlow and wanting to fake the injury to get her to commit to her; Carolina was surprisingly understanding.

"Fuck!" Mindy proclaimed, the first time her pussy was serviced by anyone, Carolina had some hidden talents, lots of surprises that Mindy intended on exploring more of in the future, "Damn! You ever eat ass?"

Mindy turned over and pushed round ass into Carolina's face, the woman didn't object, she was happy to kiss the beautiful behind and stick her tongue in it.

"MMMM!" Mindy dug her claws into the bed.

Nasty Carolina licked her lips, "Will you do me next?"

"Yes! I'd love to eat you out, girl! I love tacos!" Mindy continued to make her laugh as they made this room as unsanitary as possible. Mindy being Mindy want to be in complete control so she got they now naked and curvy medical woman lie on top of her in a 69 position. "My Lucky number!"

Carolina never heard of this before but once learning they could both pleasure each other at the same time thought Mindy was some kind of super genius. Mindy was relieved she finely got to eat pussy, she slobbered all over Carolina's, she loved the bit of bush she had, she was so damn wet, her moans were so intoxicating and hard not to mimic; Mindy moaned to try and turn her on more. They kissed passionately after tasting each other, both still horny from this encounter. Mindy knew she wanted her to return the favor and eat out her ass, being a lady she of course kept her end of the bargain. Carolina was up on the patient's bed on all fours, Mindy came up behind and stuck her face between those plump heavenly cheeks and motorboated them, "WUBBAWUBBAWUBBAWUBBA".

Carolina laughed, "You teenagers have such energy!"

"Can't stop now!"

Carolina was so infatuated with Mindy, she wanted her to take her hard on the bed, wanted her to hump and worship her body. Mindy climbed on her, loving the feeling of their soft skin making contact, like velvet or something. Mindy's brain was on fire, she wanted more, so much more, she played with her clit, humped each one of Carolina's breasts and grinded her pussy into hers.

"Whoa! This is way better than Sophia!" Mindy cried out, mounting the good nurse, she lifted her thick leg, scissoring her just to see how it felt.

"Yes! Yes! Fuck me! Fuck me!" The good nurse screamed out.

Mindy loved just lying there with her and kissing her over but she knew duty called, couldn't ignore her phone forever.

"Yo, do you have a rectal thermometer? I wanna take a pic of it sticking out of my ass and send it to a friend."

Carolina couldn't say no to Mindy, she was just too adorable to say no to, Mindy posed on her stomach and she stuck a long thermometer in her ass crack, needless to say she was rather warm; Mindy giggled at just the feeling of having it in there. Carolina snapped the picture for her.

"Sorry, girl, but looks like I've gotta jet."

Mindy rushed putting on clothes, Carolina looked the girl up and down and licked her lips, "That was so amazing, I feel so much better. So relaxed," She grabbed Mindy just as she put her shirt back on, "Please stay with me, Mindy!"

"Sorry, Carolina," she said, holding her hands, sliding her fingers into hers, "I wish I could stay but I gotta go. It's my duty."

"Am I part of your harem now?"

Mindy almost forgot, "You know what, I've got one more minute."

Mindy dropped her pants and got Carolina to sit on her knees. "Alright. Open wide!" She hard had to rub her pussy, a steady squirt sprayed the nurse in the face, she gurgled to juices in her mouth and swallowed. Mindy kissed her on the cheek, tasting herself.

"You look gorgeous, girl."

"Thank you, Mindy. You're so sweet!"

Mindy laughed, "Oh, girl not nearly as sweet as you."

"Mindy, come back tomorrow. I will make you a cast."

Mindy's eyes lit up, "Really?"

"Yes. If that does not convince Miss Swedlow she is a fool."

Mindy blew a kiss and leaped out the window. Carolina was so impressed and exhausted, she really needed that. She massaged her breasts and relaxed, hoping her next time with that fun blonde girl would be real soon.

To be continued!