This does not represent Chloe Grace Moretz or any actor mentioned, this is purely a work of fiction.

Mindy's finally going to the strip club! But will it be everything she wants it to be? Contains strong sexual content!

Rated TV-MA

Special Guest:

Jessica Alba as Honey

Today was finally the day, Mindy strutted down the sidewalk in the shadiest part of town, Alice twirled behind her, equally thrilled.

"Oh, Mindy! This is going to be so great!"

"Yeah, girl! It'll be really tight! You might need to hold me back!"

Mindy was on top of the world, she knew Miss Swedlow had it for her bad but she loved keeping her waiting. Alice giggled, Mindy told her about the ordeal with their fake gym teacher, her overcoming her prejudice only to have it restored after being betrayed; Alice just couldn't get the image of Mindy fully nude handcuffed to a bench out of her head.

"Wow! Were your bosses mad?"

Mindy shrugged, "They'll get over it. Besides I'm still one of their best, they need me."

"How did you get out of there?"

"Well, it's actually funny you ask," Mindy had this sparkle in her eye, story time for sure. Mindy told her everything, in the most Mindy way possible. Kimmy Wong had wandered in and was delighted to find a blonde American girl naked and helpless.

"Oh wow! The new girl really likes you, huh?"

"Damn! She was thirsty!"

According to Mindy she asked Kimmy if she'd let her go but Kimmy had some ideas of her own, Mindy found it cute and let herself be dominated by this innocent girl, it was a hard thing to pass up when such an adorable young woman was so curious about another female's body. Kimmy wanted to grope, she wanted to caress, she wanted to slap, poke and lick. Mindy enjoyed seeing her eyes, how excited they got just poking Mindy's rock hard nipples, she squeezed them gently but Mindy instructed her to be more rough.

"Yeah, come on, girl, slap that titty!"

Mindy told Alice Kimmy licked her body all over, worshipping her like some kind of Greek god, she loved her curves and muscles, she ended up stripping down and sat on Mindy's face. "She was so gushy!"

Mindy of course licked her, Kimmy commanded her to do so, she had a very overpowering tone of voice now. Kimmy ended up spraying all over Mindy, almost drowning her. She made Mindy lick whatever was left up off the floor, next Mindy sucked on Kimmy's pale and delicate breasts.

"Size double E easy!"

"Really? But she's such a small girl."

Mindy thought back to be sure, "Nah, had to be, she defiantly had those things well hidden."

Kimmy used her breasts to play with Mindy's clit, she wanted to see the fire in the American girl's eyes, she wanted to see her explode.

"She kept yelling for me to cum," Mindy panted just thinking about it, "She was so HOT!"

Kimmy knew all about Mindy's harem, she wanted to be a part of it desperately, she rubbed her tit over Mindy's clit faster and faster.

Mindy braced herself like she was trying to hold in her orgasm, but it was useless she had to let it go.

"FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK"

"I came so hard I shot up in the sky and stayed there for a minute and it was all my cum keeping me up there like a superhero!"

"Huh?" Alice was starting to poke holes in her story.

"Kimmy and I started squirting back and forth to each other like when Goku fights in Dragonball."

Mindy demonstrated to Alice by doing some moves she remembered from the TV show including what they would do to summon energy and fire at one another.

"I'm starting to think she wasn't as innocent as she let on. I think she did all that before."

As much as Alice was enthralled by this story she knew it was time to get moving.


Mindy and Alice arrived at the strip club.

"Titties! Titties! Titties! Titties! Titties! Titties!" They chanted at the door, shaking each other like madwomen. The bouncer was slightly amused, he carded them, Mindy anyway but he let Alice in no problem, must've looked older or at least her body did.

Mindy only had so much money for the club, Marcus wanted her to be responsible and she didn't want to use any of her spy money, she'd been saving up for other things. They found some seats close to the stage, wasn't an overly packed place though.

"GET YOUR MONEY READY!"

A loud voice came over a speaker.

"GIVE IT UP FOR JASMINE!"

Mindy and Alice cheered before the stripper came out, they applauded and did the wave. Once she did come out, swaying her hips on stage in these six inch blue heels, Mindy was shocked to see she looked just like the Disney Princess, she was in all blue, thong and bra, very flashy but not trashy. Mindy tossed some bills on stage and managed to get her to come closer, Jasmine got down on her hands and knees, she crawled over to Mindy and planted a kiss on her cheek; Alice giggled after seeing the big lip imprints on her cheek and that dumb look on her face.

Alice disappeared for a few moments when Mindy was distracted by six boobs on stage covered with pasties and glitter bouncing every which way. A hand squeezed Mindy's shoulder, she automatically leaned her head, "Damn, Alice, can you believe this, girl?" She smelled a strange perfume, not Alice's, when she turned to look she was taken aback by a gorgeous woman of Latina decent, light tanned skin, big beautiful smile plus two other things Mindy really loved.

"Hi! Mindy, right?"

Mindy couldn't do much but nod and stare with her jaw slack.

"I'm Honey."

"You sure are..."

She continued to smile, "So you're the Birthday Girl? How about we go somewhere a little more private."

Mindy let Honey lead her into a backroom, she kept looking back at her and smiling, maybe she knew she was staring at her ass. Mindy loved that Honey was a little rough with her, she pushed her down onto a leather chair that hopefully had been sprayed and wiped beforehand. Honey spread Mindy's legs and gave her a little lap dance.

"So, tell me a little about yourself."

Damn that ass! Mindy couldn't answer her, she wanted to sink her teeth into those buns! She wondered where Alice ran off to, she might be mad because this woman rivalled her cheeks easily.

"Ah, me?"

Honey laughed, "Yeah, silly," Mindy found everything about her so infectious.

"Well...I..."

"Don't tell me you're shy all the sudden, your friend told me you're quite the lady killer."

Mindy gulped, that was somehow a lot of pressure, "I mean...I guess..."

Honey grinded up against Mindy, she took her bra off and let her double D breasts smash into her pretty face; Mindy closed her eyes, the softness, she could die right then and there; she wanted to suck them, she wanted to pull on the woman's hair but remembered the whole 'No touching' rule. Honey seemed cool, she really did like Mindy and thought she was great, she wondered if there were more girls like her around because they almost never got any lesbians in there. Mindy spilled her whole story about a harem, she told her stories of the women she'd been intimate with in just this week and how she wanted the group of lovers to grow. Mindy put on that McCready charm and convinced Honey to be a part of the harem too.

"Of course!" Honey smiled, "You talked me into it!"

Honey found Mindy just too irrestible, she got on her knees and Mindy got out of her pants, she decided to try her best to aim, maybe show off a bit to her to see how far she could keep her squirt at. She was already dripping wet when her pants came off, Honey seemed to like that, she was earning that money by the looks of things. Mindy put one leg over the arm of the chair and pushed her body forward a little. It was time.

"Ready?"

Honey opened her mouth open wide and stuck out her tongue, it was at this moment Alice peeked through the door to see how her friend was doing.

"FIRE!"

Mindy raised her leg and Alice saw her squirt for the first time like a firehose all over the stripper; Alice didn't realize her own mouth was even open, she caught a bit of Mindy's cum in her mouth.


"That was awesome!" Alice exclaimed, wiping sweat from her face when they were out on the street; she decided it wasn't the best time to tell her she tasted her back there, even if it was the sweetest thing she'd ever had in her life.

Mindy wiped one of the lipstick marks she had off her cheek, "Those babes were nice! We defiantly gotta come back here, Alice!"

"For sure!" Alice found a vending machine not far down the street and got a bottle of water, she was parched, "Think you can teach me how to squirt?"

"Yeah, girl," said Mindy, "Damn, you're like the greatest friend ever. So glad you got me Honey but you really didn't have to pay anything."

Alice shrugged, "Hey, it's what I do."

Mindy noticed a convivence store that sold tacos across the street, her stomach was grumbling but she wasn't sure how much cash she had left. Alice stopped her from digging more into her pockets and told her she had this one too.

"You're my girl!"

A van up at the intersection slowed down to a crawl when the driver saw the feisty blonde standing outside the corner store, "That her?" The Indian man with a thick beard asked his friend with the thin mustache.

"Yup," said thin mustache, he pulled out a printed headshot of Mindy, clearly from the database of secret agents, "She's been blabbing about coming here all week."

"How do you suppose we get her into the van?"

"She's highly trained, I don't think we can just grab her. We'll have to outsmart her. Quick turn on this street."

A minute later, Mindy was on her phone when she heard someone call, "Hey, young lady!" It was the man with the thin mustache, he walked out of an alleyway, doing his best to be nonthreatening.

"Huh?"

"There's two big breasted women hot oil wrestling back here!"

"WHAT?" Mindy sprang over, "This I gotta see!"

One turn into the alley and Mindy got jabbed with a syringe, she was out cold almost immediately, the thick bearded man grabbed her before she fell and thin mustache put a bag over her head; they managed to load her into the van with no witnesses.

Alice just missed the van speed away when she exited the store, she stood there on the sidewalk holding two tacos looking like a schmuck, "Ah, Mindy?"


Mindy woke up woozy, it was dark; still had the bag on her head. She was in some kind of wooden chair with her hands were behind her back so she knew the whole score, some creeps had her and they were going to torture her for info; this was honestly her biggest dream come true, after seeing so many movies and TV shows of interrogations she wanted to see if she could challenge herself by getting out of it, maybe headbutting one dude, breaking out of the chair and make her way out of there preferably by helicopter or flaming motorcycle.

The bag was pulled off of Mindy's head in one fair swoop, she saw the two kidnappers through her messy hair.

"There she is. Mindy McCready."

"Not so tough now, huh?"

Mindy laughed, "Your worst nightmare, fellas. Now once I get out of this I can't promise I'll go easy on you or anything..."

Both men looked at each other and had a good belly laugh, Mindy of course wasn't having that, pissed she yelled for them to stop.

Thick beard said, wiped a tear, "You're one tough cookie but you won't be able to escape this time."

Mindy rolled her eyes, "Oh because of your genius plan? I mean come on, these ropes could be a little tighter," she said fidgeting with them. Thin mustache ran behind her to adjust the restraints, "Ooh! Yeah! Tighter!" Mindy teased.

"Let's see you get out of that then!"

"I like a challenge," Mindy smiled all smug. This warehouse or whatever it was had this stale odor, and not much an echo, if she squinted her eyes she still couldn't make out what was behind them, maybe some big wooden crates but not very many, "This place is dank," Mindy said scrunching up her nose, "And not in the good way."

Thick beard rolled a little hospital table over that had some tools for torture: Hammer, Cordless Drill, Rusty Saw, Plyers, Wrench, Scalpel, Electric Buzzsaw...

"Whoa! Nice yo!" Mindy's eyes spelled out 'Impressed', but she was wondering what the one big rubber paper weight thingy was, "Is that a big butt plug?!" Mindy looked to them in delight, practically drooling at the mouth.

Thick beard frowned, "No! Of course not!"

"So wait, nothing's going up my butt? You got me really excited!"

Thin mustache was more amused than his friend, he chuckled at Mindy's strange behavior, "Looks like we've got ourselves a comedian here."

"Well I'm not in the mood for laughing," Thick beard got closer to Mindy, doing his best intimidating bad guy voice.

"Oh I think I know what your problem is," Mindy sneered, "Trouble at home with the wife? Maybe you need to spice things up in the bedroom? Actually come to think of it do you have a picture of your wife? I'd like to see it. Is she hot? Does she have huge tits? Bigger than my head? Cause that would be so awesome...," Mindy was done rambling when the tip of a gun barrel met her nose; internally she said: 'Eep'.

"Not so funny now, are you, Miss Comedian?"

Mindy couldn't come up with words, she was too busy watching her life flash before her eyes, the day she moved in with Marcus, the first day of high school when she met Alice, all of her training, missions, many, many, many hot babes.

"Maybe...," Thin mustache wanted to step in with something but he clearly wasn't running the show without a piece in his hand.

"MAYBE WHAT? THIS IS THE MISSION!"

"Yeah, but we have to make her sweat first...plus I think she just pissed herself."

Both saw the dampness between Mindy's legs, the blonde laughed it off, "Nah, this is getting me super horny!"

Thick beard took his gun away from Mindy's face, he kept it at his hip just in case her mouth was about to say something she'd regret.

"HORNY? SERIOUSLY?"

"Yeah," Mindy bit her lip, a little embarrassed, "A lot of stuff gets me wet."

Thick beard shook his head and thought for a moment, "I have a daughter your age."

"Ooh! Can I meet her?" Thick beard aimed his gun at her again, Mindy stuck her feet up to shield herself, "Whoa! Whoa! Just a joke, bro!"

"Wow, I always thought they were joking when they wrote up her file. She really is girl crazy."

"Sex crazy for sure," Thick beard said, studying her odd facial expressions.

"Sorry, whenever I even hear the word girl I wanna squirt."

"Squirt?"

"Mmhmmm," Mindy smiled and nodded, "I'm an all time squirt champion!" Both men looked at each other, maybe it was worth hearing this spunky teenager out, "See I've started my very own harem of women and..."

"Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!" Thin mustache exclaimed.

"Harem?" Thick beard was all ears.

Mindy recounted her whole story to them, her tale of blasting women in the face with her own ejaculate, how hot they were, how much older and how she'll keep going. How Miss Swedlow was her prize.

"This Miss Swedlow sounds like a real dame."

"She is! I love redheads! They're so badass!"

"I hear that!" Thin mustache agreed, he wanted to high five her but of course she was tied so he high fived her shoe instead.

"You say you did the librarian, school nurse and gym teacher all in one week?"

"Sonya failed her mission. I can see why, no way she could resist you."

Mindy smiled, proud of herself for at least getting with that woman.

"How big were her tits?"

Mindy got excited, "Really big! Double Ds for sure! You should've seen me motorboat those bad boys! And that pussy!" Mindy took a deep breath and reflected on the time she had before being screwed over.

"Dammit!" Thick beard cried out, tossing his gun, "We cannot kill this one!"

"She is too cool!"

"She's too adorable!"

"Shit! What will we do now?"

"Well they did pay us in advance," Thick beard showed a duffle bag full of cash, some was even in singles making Mindy's eyes create cash register sounds in her head.

"Gentlemen, I believe I have a solution!"


"Yeah! Work it, baby!"

"Woooo!"

"Shake those titties!" Mindy tossed some money onto the stage for her new girl, Honey; she was glad such a doll was still working.

Thick beard patted Mindy's shoulder and shook her, "This was such a good idea! I love the way you think!"

"Thanks, bro! I'll keep our little agreement on the down low! Wouldn't want our bosses to know!"

"You're awesome, Mindy!" Thin mustache placed his beer in front of Mindy and the good girl chugged it back fast before the bouncer or waiter saw.

The strip club day wasn't exactly how Mindy imagined it going but it was so much better. She made so many friends today and things were really looking up finally with Miss Swedlow. She really needed to give Alice a call though but right after their order of wings arrived.

To be continued!