Sorry its been so long since I've updated. had crazy finals and AP Bio exam (which, btw, I got a 5 on. *laughs stupidly*) and then ff.n goes all floogy.

Disclaimer: um. *points* that puppy is not mine.





Harry walks happily to his never-ending potions class. With his new found love Draco Malfoy (*chuckles*. I like saying his full name), his lonely and pathetic life seems to lighten up a bit. Little did he know that at this exact moment his lover Draco is planning something evil. Oh wait. no he's not, but his father is. Or something.

"Harry, wait up!" yells Ron and Hermione from a short distance back.

"Hey Ron, Mione."

Silence falls.

Harry notices that Ron is staring, no, glaring at something down the hall. He also notices that Draco is what Ron is glaring at.

"Here comes that rich spoiled brat." Ron mutters.

"Hey! Malfoy's not so bad. er. I mean. he's BEYOND bad. yea." Remembering what Draco and his little plan, he prepares for a showdown in the middle of the hallway. "Hey Malfoy! Where are your supposed friends? Did they finally realize that you're just as big a loser as they are?"

"Yea, daddy's little girl! Er, boy!" Ron butts in.

"Now now guys, you don't want to start a fight in the middle of the hallway." Hermione says sensibly.

"well well well, isn't it.." Draco drawls, facing Hermione, who interrupts him by slaping him across the face.

"how DARE you!" she screams angrily.

"how dare I what????" Draco whimpers.

"Eh, I don't know" Hermione shrugs, "I'm bound to get all dramatic and slap you across the face at some point throughout this story, might as well do it now. You know, skip all the insulting and stuff."

Draco bites his lips, and runs away like a whining mammet (anyone read Shakespear?) Harry sees that something is wrong, and runs after Draco.

"what is up with him and Harry? I swear.. Draco is acting so girly.. he must be fiddling around with the dark arts! (Because it's the only answer I can come up with to everything concerning Draco!)" Ron snarls. "that must be why Harry is acting so weird! Draco must have him under some spell, or something.."

"Ron.. you have a very active imagination."

"whatever. I'm going to spy on them and find out what's going on once and for all!"



------ (woo! Scene change! *does a scene change dance*)



"Draco! Wait!" Harry drags Draco into some unseen corner of the hallway.

"I. *sniff* you don't love me do you Harry? Everything you said was lie."

"what makes you think that??"

"well. you didn't stop her from hurting me! You promised that you wouldn't let anyone hurt me!"

"I did?"

"Um. no. You promised that I can have all the socks I want, actually. But same difference."

"oh. well, I'm sorry.. I didn't mean.."

"no! I will not take anymore lies from you!"

Draco is getting pretty annoying, thought Harry. So he shuts Draco up by kissing him, perfectly romantic, no?

Perfectly romantic indeed, until this passionate kiss is rudely interrupted by Ron's exaggerated gasp.

".. Harry..! Malfoy?!"

Harry turns to Ron, quite perturbed. Draco's eyes flood up once again; he squeaks girlishly and runs off, leaving Harry there all by himself to deal with this mess. Well, the boy is still mad at Harry, who is to blame him?

"er.. I.." Harry stutters.



Welp, that's it. Typical cliffhanger! Woo! Much fun.