(A.N.: Yeah, here's yet another chapter in my never-ending story. This one
has no fights with evil.)
Nabooru: What do I have to explain to you?
Shroom looked at her like she had gone crazy
Shroom: Let's see. First, leaving me with the King of Hyrule, never even dropping by to say 'Hey, I'm really your mother, you're not the heir to the throne.'
Nabooru put her head down
Nabooru: Because, I knew your destiny and didn't want you to die.
Shroom: Oh, second, you knew that I'd be the Creator Sage, and you never told me, hell you never fucking told me that I was gonna be the one with the Christ Sword! What the fuck for?
Nabooru: Because, I did not know about the Hero of Time, so I thought the evil king would kill you if he knew something like that.
Shroom: Oh, it's a lot better to just let me walk around, thinking 'I gave up the throne, got engaged to Malon, who's dad bangs horses and Ingo whose fucking that Zora, and I'll never amount to anything.', you're right, that's a whole lot fucking better! Yeah right!
Nabooru: But you.
Shroom: And come on, I can't even talk to other people about my family because my mother left me to get held hostage by some black-skinned, orange- haired asshole with a big nose! Why? Cause my mom didn't want me to fucking die!
A tear ran down Nabooru's cheek as Shroom said all this
Nabooru: Shroom, I.
Shroom: And why the fuck did you name me fucking Shroom? When someone bites me will they start seeing shit? Why the fuck would you name me that?
Nabooru: I didn't name you that. The King must have.
Shroom: Yeah right. If you're gonna keep lying to me, go back to Gerudo Valley.
Nabooru fought to keep from crying as she watched Shroom turn around and go back to the Market
Nabooru: I was hoping we would go back to Gerudo Valley together, but I guess you just wish I didn't exist.
She turned and started walking toward Gerudo Valley when there was a tap on her shoulder
Nabooru: Who is it now?
She turned around as Shroom hoisted her onto his shoulders
Shroom: I may have told you to go back to Gerudo Valley, but you need to eat first, mom.
Nabooru smiled happily and laughed as Shroom carried her back to the Market, there they ate and Shroom went to make a toast
Shroom: I want to make this toast to my mother, Nabooru, because if it wasn't for her, I wouldn't be here, and I have just recently found out that I am her son.
Everyone clapped and cheered
Shroom: Hell, if I'm lucky, I'll find out who my dad was and shit, a family reunion or something.
Everyone laughed
Shroom: But.
He looked toward King, then toward Lon Lon Ranch, he looked at the people, Link and Jinx looked like a mirror because they were both nodding their heads in unison, Shroom smiled, he whispered something in Nabooru's ear
Shroom: Sorry everyone, but I've got some unfinished business.
Jinx: Go get her Shroomy!
Everyone realized that he was going to see Malon as he jumped on King and took off, and they started cheering and clapping, after Shroom was out of sight, they all sat back down and started feasting again
Link: Is he gonna do what I'm thinking he's gonna do?
Jinx: If you're thinking begs Malon to take him back, then you're dead right.
Zelda: Even though he's not my blood brother, we were raised as siblings, so he will always be that to me. And I'm very happy for my brother.
Meanwhile at Lon Lon Ranch, the screen door opened and slammed shut, standing there was Malon, she watched as Shroom rode up, and she did not look happy
Malon: What the fuck do you want? You shouldn't be coming back around here, other than to work. Cause I want nothing to do.
Shroom: I'm apologizing for that night.
Malon had a look of pleasure on her lips
Malon: And why the fuck do you want to apologize to me, Mr. Hero?
Shroom: Because I still want you to be Mrs. Hero.
Malon smiled and couldn't contain herself, she jumped at Shroom and knocked him off his horse, he landed on his back, with Malon on top of him, hugging him, and he returned the hug
Shroom: So, what do you say?
Malon: I love you, Shroomy.
Shroom: You still wanna be Mrs. Shroomy?
He smiled at her when she shook her head, and kissed him
Shroom: YEAH!
Meanwhile back at Hyrule Market, Link and Zelda were talking while they ate
Link: Yeah, I'm glad Shroom found someone that makes him happy.
Zelda: Me too.
Jinx: Me three.
Link and Zelda look at him with dirty looks
Jinx: Sorry.
Jinx moved away and Link and Zelda started talking again
Link: You know, we've been dating for awhile now.
Zelda: Yeah, and I.
Link: Zelda, will you marry me?
Jinx watched as Zelda said yes, and he began talking to himself
Jinx: Great, Shroom's marrying his fuck buddy, Link's marrying his fuck- buddy, and I have yet to FIND a fuckbuddy.
He thinks for a little bit
Jinx: YO SARIA!
Meanwhile Shroom and Malon are heading back to the Market
Shroom: So, we still gonna do it next week like planned?
Malon: Yeah.
When they got back to the market, they were met with raised glasses and a lot of cheering. Shroom noticed Jinx most of all, he didn't know why, but then it hit him, Jinx has a hand print on his face, he got off the horse and walked over to Jinx
Shroom: What happened to you?
Jinx: Asked Saria out.
Shroom: Oh.
Jinx looks around then runs off
Jinx: RUTO!
Jinx sits down with two slapmarks on his face
Jinx: God damn son of a. IMPA!
He went running off again
Shroom: I would like you all to meet Malon, she is my co-worker at the Ranch, and she is also my fiancée.
Everyone claps and cheers as Malon's cheeks go red, redder than Jinx's cheeks are right now
Jinx: Why can't one chick fucking like me.wait a minute! Link, I need to talk to you over there, behind that wall.
Jinx and Link went behind the wall
Link: What?
Jinx: I need to swap clothes with you.
Link: What? Why?
Jinx: So I can get a fucking chick.
Link: Alright.
Link started laughing and they came out, Jinx now wearing the Goron Tunic, Master Sword and Mirror Shield, Link wearing the Hylian Shield, Biggoron Sword, and the Zora Tunic, Jinx walked up to Saria
Jinx: Hey Saria. Wanna go out sometime?
Saria: Sure Jinx.
Jinx: Cool.wait, how'd you know I'm Jinx?
Saria: The walk for one, you and Link have distinctive walks that tell you two apart, and everyone knows Link is engaged to Zelda.
Jinx: But you'll still go out with me?
Saria: Yeah, I wouldn't go out with Link, cause I've known him too long.
They both smile and Jinx sits next to Saria as they begin to talk
(Author's Note: Yeah, I know, another chapter in the books, hope you like it. Next chapter's gonna have a wedding, and a fight. So stay tuned!)
Nabooru: What do I have to explain to you?
Shroom looked at her like she had gone crazy
Shroom: Let's see. First, leaving me with the King of Hyrule, never even dropping by to say 'Hey, I'm really your mother, you're not the heir to the throne.'
Nabooru put her head down
Nabooru: Because, I knew your destiny and didn't want you to die.
Shroom: Oh, second, you knew that I'd be the Creator Sage, and you never told me, hell you never fucking told me that I was gonna be the one with the Christ Sword! What the fuck for?
Nabooru: Because, I did not know about the Hero of Time, so I thought the evil king would kill you if he knew something like that.
Shroom: Oh, it's a lot better to just let me walk around, thinking 'I gave up the throne, got engaged to Malon, who's dad bangs horses and Ingo whose fucking that Zora, and I'll never amount to anything.', you're right, that's a whole lot fucking better! Yeah right!
Nabooru: But you.
Shroom: And come on, I can't even talk to other people about my family because my mother left me to get held hostage by some black-skinned, orange- haired asshole with a big nose! Why? Cause my mom didn't want me to fucking die!
A tear ran down Nabooru's cheek as Shroom said all this
Nabooru: Shroom, I.
Shroom: And why the fuck did you name me fucking Shroom? When someone bites me will they start seeing shit? Why the fuck would you name me that?
Nabooru: I didn't name you that. The King must have.
Shroom: Yeah right. If you're gonna keep lying to me, go back to Gerudo Valley.
Nabooru fought to keep from crying as she watched Shroom turn around and go back to the Market
Nabooru: I was hoping we would go back to Gerudo Valley together, but I guess you just wish I didn't exist.
She turned and started walking toward Gerudo Valley when there was a tap on her shoulder
Nabooru: Who is it now?
She turned around as Shroom hoisted her onto his shoulders
Shroom: I may have told you to go back to Gerudo Valley, but you need to eat first, mom.
Nabooru smiled happily and laughed as Shroom carried her back to the Market, there they ate and Shroom went to make a toast
Shroom: I want to make this toast to my mother, Nabooru, because if it wasn't for her, I wouldn't be here, and I have just recently found out that I am her son.
Everyone clapped and cheered
Shroom: Hell, if I'm lucky, I'll find out who my dad was and shit, a family reunion or something.
Everyone laughed
Shroom: But.
He looked toward King, then toward Lon Lon Ranch, he looked at the people, Link and Jinx looked like a mirror because they were both nodding their heads in unison, Shroom smiled, he whispered something in Nabooru's ear
Shroom: Sorry everyone, but I've got some unfinished business.
Jinx: Go get her Shroomy!
Everyone realized that he was going to see Malon as he jumped on King and took off, and they started cheering and clapping, after Shroom was out of sight, they all sat back down and started feasting again
Link: Is he gonna do what I'm thinking he's gonna do?
Jinx: If you're thinking begs Malon to take him back, then you're dead right.
Zelda: Even though he's not my blood brother, we were raised as siblings, so he will always be that to me. And I'm very happy for my brother.
Meanwhile at Lon Lon Ranch, the screen door opened and slammed shut, standing there was Malon, she watched as Shroom rode up, and she did not look happy
Malon: What the fuck do you want? You shouldn't be coming back around here, other than to work. Cause I want nothing to do.
Shroom: I'm apologizing for that night.
Malon had a look of pleasure on her lips
Malon: And why the fuck do you want to apologize to me, Mr. Hero?
Shroom: Because I still want you to be Mrs. Hero.
Malon smiled and couldn't contain herself, she jumped at Shroom and knocked him off his horse, he landed on his back, with Malon on top of him, hugging him, and he returned the hug
Shroom: So, what do you say?
Malon: I love you, Shroomy.
Shroom: You still wanna be Mrs. Shroomy?
He smiled at her when she shook her head, and kissed him
Shroom: YEAH!
Meanwhile back at Hyrule Market, Link and Zelda were talking while they ate
Link: Yeah, I'm glad Shroom found someone that makes him happy.
Zelda: Me too.
Jinx: Me three.
Link and Zelda look at him with dirty looks
Jinx: Sorry.
Jinx moved away and Link and Zelda started talking again
Link: You know, we've been dating for awhile now.
Zelda: Yeah, and I.
Link: Zelda, will you marry me?
Jinx watched as Zelda said yes, and he began talking to himself
Jinx: Great, Shroom's marrying his fuck buddy, Link's marrying his fuck- buddy, and I have yet to FIND a fuckbuddy.
He thinks for a little bit
Jinx: YO SARIA!
Meanwhile Shroom and Malon are heading back to the Market
Shroom: So, we still gonna do it next week like planned?
Malon: Yeah.
When they got back to the market, they were met with raised glasses and a lot of cheering. Shroom noticed Jinx most of all, he didn't know why, but then it hit him, Jinx has a hand print on his face, he got off the horse and walked over to Jinx
Shroom: What happened to you?
Jinx: Asked Saria out.
Shroom: Oh.
Jinx looks around then runs off
Jinx: RUTO!
Jinx sits down with two slapmarks on his face
Jinx: God damn son of a. IMPA!
He went running off again
Shroom: I would like you all to meet Malon, she is my co-worker at the Ranch, and she is also my fiancée.
Everyone claps and cheers as Malon's cheeks go red, redder than Jinx's cheeks are right now
Jinx: Why can't one chick fucking like me.wait a minute! Link, I need to talk to you over there, behind that wall.
Jinx and Link went behind the wall
Link: What?
Jinx: I need to swap clothes with you.
Link: What? Why?
Jinx: So I can get a fucking chick.
Link: Alright.
Link started laughing and they came out, Jinx now wearing the Goron Tunic, Master Sword and Mirror Shield, Link wearing the Hylian Shield, Biggoron Sword, and the Zora Tunic, Jinx walked up to Saria
Jinx: Hey Saria. Wanna go out sometime?
Saria: Sure Jinx.
Jinx: Cool.wait, how'd you know I'm Jinx?
Saria: The walk for one, you and Link have distinctive walks that tell you two apart, and everyone knows Link is engaged to Zelda.
Jinx: But you'll still go out with me?
Saria: Yeah, I wouldn't go out with Link, cause I've known him too long.
They both smile and Jinx sits next to Saria as they begin to talk
(Author's Note: Yeah, I know, another chapter in the books, hope you like it. Next chapter's gonna have a wedding, and a fight. So stay tuned!)