An Uncommon Alliance

by Zonkos Joke Shop

Proffessor Snape has been acting quite peculiar of late. Three Hogwarts students decide to get to the bottom of it. When they decide to team up, will they find out things that they never wanted to know about their dearest professor?

2. Chapter One: Noticing

Place: Great Hall, Gryffindor Table.

Time: Harry's Sixth year, Breakfast.

Hermione: Hmph. You know that we have N.E.W.T.s next year, and that if you don't study you'll fail, and if you fail, you'll never amount to anything.

Ron: Hermione! SHUT UP! N.E.W.Ts are a year and a half away! So stop nagging!

Hermione: Fine. If you want to fail, go ahead.

:Hermione shuts her book and leaves the Great Hall:

Harry: [looking at the high table] What's up with Snape?

:Snape keeps looking over at one portion of the table, trying to be inconspicuous:

Ron: Dunno. Don't care.

Harry: Mabye he's sick! Maybe we won't have potions today!

Ron: Uh-huh. Snape. Sick. Harry, when has Snape been sick? Maybe he's nervous.

Harry: Uh-huh. Snape. Nervous. Ron, when has Snape ever been nervous?

Ron: Fourth year. Mad-eye Moody. [breaks out laughing] Maybe he's in love.

:Ron and Harry both start laughing uncontrollably, resulting in both of them getting a lot of stares and Ron falling off his chair.:

Place: Great Hall, Slytherin Table.

Time: Harry's Sixth year, Breakfast.

Pansy: Draaaaaaakie….

:Pansy is staring at her 'Beloved' with watery eyes and twirls her finger in her hair:

Draco: [looking down from the High Table- where he previously had been staring] Don't call me that. What do you want Pansy?

Pansy: Maybe a good morning kiss?

Draco: Maybe when you die.

Pansy: [pouts] That's not very nice.

:Draco decides to ignore her as usual and goes back to staring up at the table:

Crabbe: What are you staring at Draco?

Draco: Snape… he's acting oddly. Be right back Vincent.

:Draco stands up and goes over to the High Table in front of Snape

Snape: What is it Draco?

Draco: Are you alright Professor Snape? I mean, you're not acting yourself lately?

Snape: [glares his SnapeLook™ at Draco] Maybe you should stick to potions instead of my personal life Draco. Besides, I hardly think it to be any of your business.

Draco: [slightly startled] Yes sir.

:Slightly bewildered, Draco heads back to the Slytherin Table:

(A/n: You find out what's next soon! Pranks, Snape, and you even get to find out who the third person in the works of the entire opeation is! Aren't we niiiice?)