A/N: AAAAAAAAH! Sry about that, i fixed it!!! (Damn Word Pad!!)

*The Curtain opens and you see the 5...er 4 remaining animorphs at Rachel's funeral*(Jake quit, remember?)

Hope: AHh! the curtain's open!!!

*hope runs off the stage and into her special 'director' seat*

Cassie: I can't believe that Rachel's dead....waaaaaaaaah. Now I have no friends at all!!

Cassie starts crying
Marco: Its ok Cassie. As you know, I will be a billionaire soon enough, I can give you money to buy new friends!!

Cassie stop crying and looks up at Marco

Cassie: Can they be horses! And Cows? And Pritty Kitties??

Ax:(thinking) If Rachel is dead then that means that she was the casualty of war...making her the most famous one out of all of us. Damn her! I wanted to be the war hero...oh well, at least I got this shiney medal... SHINEY!!!!

Ax finds himself scream aloud. Everyone stares at him.

Ax: Um...Umm.....the substantial equinox of the vertabret in the transylvanian cretacious giraffe...is shiney!

Rachel's Mom: Sarah! Stop poking the Andalite!

Sarah turns around

Sarah: But I wanna ride the horsie!!!!!!!!! *whines*

*Tobias flies overhead, circling around the funeral, ready to grab the urn with Rachel's ashes. On his second circle around he swoops down to pick up the urn...The background music begins*

Sarah: OOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!

*The music stops. Sarah is carried up through the air in Tobias's talons until Tobias realizes that he's carrying her with the urn*

Tobias: Oops.

*drops sarah down*

Sarah: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!

*Sarah lands on Ax's back*

Sarah: Horsie!!!!!!!!!!!

*Sarah then convinces her mother that the andalite is really a horsie and keeps him hostage in her room for the rest of his life, making him play dolls and have tea parties with her*

*The background music for tobias's song starts up again as he leaves the funeral*

I used to think
I had the answers to everything
But now I know
Life doesn't always
Go my way, god Bleepin DAMMIT!

Feels like I'm caught in the middle
That's when I realize...

(Chorus)
I'm not a bird
Not quite a human
All I need is time
A moment that is mine
While I'm in between

(Verse 2)
I'm not a bird
Please sir don't shoot me!
Its time that I
hunt all alone
I've seen so much more than u know now
Damn them yeerks and my magnifyin eyes!

I'm not a bird
Not quite a human
All I need is time
A moment that is mine
While I'm in between

I'm not a bird
But if u look at me closely
You will see it my eyes
they're all squinty up inside!
Rachel's way....

I'm not a bird
(I'm not a bird don't tell me not to fly)
Not quite a human
(I could be human but i'm to whimpy DAMMIT)
All I need is time (All I need)
A moment that is mine (That is mine)
While I'm in between...hahaha i'm never coming back

*drops urn in the middle of the highway*

I'm not a bird
Not quite a human
All I need is time (is All I need)
A moment that is mine
While I'm in between

I'm not a bird
Not quite a human

*gets shot by a poacher*

Poacher: Crikey! It seems that we have a big one here! A bald eagle if I'm not mistaken!!

Tobias: I'm a red-tailed hawk you freak

Irwin: Crikey! I believe its trying to talk to us mates, now lets see how this eagle would survive while thrown into a lagoon full of crocs!!!

*smiles*

Tobias: Everything bad happens to me. BOOOHOOO...shit i forgot my thought speak thingys....