A/N: Written on the school bus. The song is from VeggieTales, no matter how crazy that seems. Another of the written long ago works.



Vincent: [voice-over] And now it's time for Silly Songs with AVALANCHE. The part of the show where a FF7 member comes out and sings...a silly song.

[Cid walks onstage, smiling. Country music starts to play as he begins to sing:]

Cid: Everybody's got a water buffalo

Your's is fast but mine is slow

Where did they come from I don't know

But everybody's got a water buffa-loooooooooo!

[Sephiroth runs onscreen.]

Seph: Wait a minute! Wait a minute! You can't say everybody's got a water buffalo! Not everyone has a water buffalo. We're going to letters from people saying 'Where's my water buffalo?' 'Why don't I have a water buffalo?' And I don't think you're prepared to deal with that! So stop being so silly!

Cid: ... ... ...I see.

[Sephiroth leaves.]

Vincent: [v.o] Tune in next time to hear Duo sing:

[Same tune plays, and Cid sings]

Cid: Everybody's got a baby kangaroo

Your's is pink and mine is blue

Oh where-

[He is cut off as Seph runs in screaming. He lunges and tackles Cid. Both fly offstage, and a giant crash is heard.]

Vincent: ...The end.

[Fade to black]

~Owari!